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The Best Episodes of How to Marry a Millionaire

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The Best Episodes of How to Marry a Millionaire

How to Marry a Millionaire is an American sitcom that aired in syndication from September 1957 to August 1959. The series is based on the...

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  1. Background image for The Penthouse (The Pilot)
    7.5/10(15 votes)

    #1 - The Penthouse (The Pilot)

    S1:E1

    Loco Jones,(a model),Mike McCall,(a secretary for a stockbroker on Wall Street) and Greta Hanson,(a hostess of a TV Quiz show called ""Go For Broke"") are living in the Tower House Penthouse Apartments in penthouse apartment G searching for wealthy millionaires to marry with any schemes they could think of so help them Fort Knox.Loco meets a wealthy millionaire named Mr Tom Brookman who Mike and Greta think is poor boy since he doesn't dress wealthy.Mr Blandish the building manager tells the girls that Mr Brookman is a wealthy millionaire that Mr Brookman owns the Brookman Building and that Mr Brookman used to own their building.The girls then mistake 3 men for millionaires and when the real millionaires show at the penthouse for their dates they throw them out.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for The Three Pretenders
    7.1/10(15 votes)

    #2 - The Three Pretenders

    S1:E3

    With the help of press agent Jack Connors the girls go to a party in hopes of Meeting wealthy millionaires.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:John Kohn
  3. Background image for Youth for the Asking
    6.8/10(8 votes)

    #3 - Youth for the Asking

    S1:E15

    Loco mistakes Laurel Manners Junior,a 20 year old model for the model's 56 year old Mother Laurel Manners Senior.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Subletting the Apartment
    6.7/10(15 votes)

    #4 - Subletting the Apartment

    S1:E2

    Loco and Mike take in male boarders in order to get enough money for Greta visit a wealthy millionaire.

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    Director:Unknown
  5. Background image for Tom, Dick, and Harry
    6.6/10(10 votes)

    #5 - Tom, Dick, and Harry

    S1:E10

    The Girls Date The same Millionaire Using 3 Different Names.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Cherchez La Roomate
    6.5/10(10 votes)

    #6 - Cherchez La Roomate

    S2:E1

    The 2nd season begins with Loco and Mike coming home from Greta's Wedding.They go into the elevator.The Elevator Man asks how the wedding was.Mike says the wedding was Lovely and Greta was a Beautiful Bride.Loco tells him She is Very Happy for her.Loco cries.The Elevator Man asks where is Greta and Greta's husband going on their honeymoon.Loco tells him Niagra Falls.Mike says Las Vegas.The Elevator Man is confused.Mike says Greta wouldn't tell them where she was going for her honeymoon.The Elevator Man says well,As Long As Greta and her husband know where they are going for their honeymoon.All Loco And Mike Know is Greta has married and moved away and will live in California.Mike caught The Wedding bouqet.The Elevator Man tells Mike since Mike caught The Wedding bouqet he guesses Mike will be the next one married. Loco cries.Mike tells Loco Stop Crying.She keeps dropping rice on the floor of the elevator and the Elevator Man says the Elevator is turning into a rice patty.They go in th

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  8. Background image for The Sea Island Story
    6.4/10(9 votes)

    #7 - The Sea Island Story

    S1:E9

    Loco goes on the TV Quiz show called ""Go For Broke"" (a kind of $64,000 Dollar Question Show) that Greta is hostess of with Mr Jack Manning and wins a trip for 3 for a millionaire's resort called Sea Island.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Loco Leaves Home
    6.4/10(10 votes)

    #8 - Loco Leaves Home

    S1:E16

    Loco ruins Greta's date with a Wealthy Millionaire and so Loco Leaves Home.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for The Utterly Perfect Man
    6.3/10(8 votes)

    #9 - The Utterly Perfect Man

    S1:E20

    Loco doesn't like Mike's boyfriend.

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    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for What's Cookin' with Loco?
    6.3/10(8 votes)

    #10 - What's Cookin' with Loco?

    S2:E2

    Loco Has Cooking Lessons From Agnes.

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  12. Background image for The Bird Man
    6.2/10(8 votes)

    #11 - The Bird Man

    S1:E12

    Loco,Mike and Greta are going into the elevator.A Man enters the elevator and speaks with the Elevator Man.After The Man leaves the elevator.The Elevator Man tells The Girls That The Man is Mr Paul Winthrop,A Wealthy Millionaire who is single and leaves the building at 5 o clock in the morning and watches the birds in Central Park.Mike says she wonders if Mr Winthrop would be interested in a nest full of chickedees in the building.She doesn't mean birds she means the girls.Mike Tells The Girls they have to find a way to Meet That Winthrop Fellow without making it seem like they are going after him.Loco tells Mike they could throw a rock through his window and their lawyers could introduce them.Mike says Loco Please.Mike tells the Girls that A Man is always interested in a girl who has the same interests as he does.Greta Tells Mike They Do Have The Same interests....His Money.Mike Says No She means The Birds.Loco Asks Mike How Are They Going To Be introduced To Each Other By A Bird.Mike

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  13. Background image for A Man for Mike
    6.2/10(7 votes)

    #12 - A Man for Mike

    S1:E31

    Loco doesn't like Mike's boyfriend.

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  14. Background image for It's a Dog's Life
    6.1/10(9 votes)

    #13 - It's a Dog's Life

    S1:E6

    Loco brings home a Great dane dog named Victor who's owned by a wealthy millionaire.The girls await the millionaire to come get his dog and when he does he is a little boy.

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    6.1/10(11 votes)

    #14 - Good Time

    S1:E11

    The Girls date The Son Of A Wealthy Company Executive unaware that he doesn't have any claim of the family fortune.

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  16. Background image for Loco, the Heiress
    6.0/10(9 votes)

    #15 - Loco, the Heiress

    S1:E4

    Mr Robert Crowder,a lawyer comes to the girls penthouse and tells Loco that Loco has inherited $3 Million Dollars from a long lost relative named Anna Dudley

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  17. Background image for The Prince Kaudim Story
    6.0/10(8 votes)

    #16 - The Prince Kaudim Story

    S1:E18

    Greta tells Mike that in a way she is looking forward to her cousin Bob's visit since he works for the state department she doesn't get to see him very often.Mike tells Greta what a character Greta's cousin Bob is.Bob wouldn't give you the right time unless he cleared it with the FBI.Mike asks when is he coming? Greta tells Mike he said he would be here at 3.Loco asks What time is it? The door bell buzzes.Greta tells Loco if the person at the door is cousin Bob the correct time is 3 o'clock exactly.Greta opens the door.It is Greta's cousin Bob coming to visit exactly on time at 3 O'Clock.Bob says Hi,Girls and tells Greta that he is sorry he had a rough trip.Greta asks did he fly? Bob tells Greta No.He can't tell her.Greta tells Bob she is glad he came anyway and asks him what brought him into town? Bob tells Greta that the department sent him here on a certain mission to see a certain party for a certain man.It's Confidential.Bob hopes that they don't mind.Loco tells Bob she certainly

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  18. Background image for The Yachting Party
    6.0/10(8 votes)

    #17 - The Yachting Party

    S1:E19

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for For the Love of Mink
    6.0/10(8 votes)

    #18 - For the Love of Mink

    S1:E25

    Loco buys a mink only she doesn't have enough money in the checking account to pay for the mink.The man who sold it won't take it back because it was on sale.He gives her 10 days before he goes to the bank and so she has 10 days to find a way to pay for the mink.She needs $1,000 dollars.Loco's Uncle George who was wealthy comes to visit.The Girls Think That Uncle George will give them the $1,000 Dollars only Uncle George is broke and has come to ask them for money and they don't have any money.The Girls tell Him He Should Marry Mrs Alma Teasley who is A Wealthy Millionairess in the neighborhood of $20 Million Dollars.She is Alone since she lost her husband.Mrs Alma Teasley and Uncle George Begin Dating and They Were Going To Marry Only Mrs Alma Teasley Decides She isn't ready for another marriage and calls the Wedding off.She gives Loco The $1,000 Dollars for paying for the mink and $500 Dollarsfor paying the rent.

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  20. Background image for To Hock or Not to Hock
    6.0/10(8 votes)

    #19 - To Hock or Not to Hock

    S1:E27

    Mr Augustus P Tobey,The Building Manager comes to the girls penthouse and tells them he wants the rent.They have 24 hours to pay the rent or they are out.The Girls hock the 17 century chair and get the money from Mr Simmons who tells them they have 30 days to pay for the chair or the chair will be sold at auction.30 days goes by and they forgot.They go to the auction and try and bid for the chair.At The Auction For The Chair,Greta Meets Mr Frank Jamison,a wealthy millionaire who Loves her and wants to marry her.Only problem is Mr Jamison's Lawyer Mr Whitcomb convinces Greta Mr Jamison is still in Love with Elsie Kranz the girl in Chicago Mr Jamison was dating and was going to marry until he met Greta.Mr Jamison marries Elsie Kranz.

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  21. Background image for Hit and Run
    5.9/10(10 votes)

    #20 - Hit and Run

    S2:E3

    Loco and her boyfriend capture a jewel thief.

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  22. Background image for The Maid
    5.8/10(8 votes)

    #21 - The Maid

    S1:E17

    A man mentions Hawaii and mentions you could enjoy the sunshine and the surf.Mike asks on a secretary's salary? The man answers there must be ways for a bright pretty girl to get the neccessary loot.Mike tells the man Not ways Mister way...Marry it.The opening credits of ""How To Marry A Millionaire"" and theme music play.At the penthouse,Mike tells Greta she is tired.Greta tells Mike so is she.Greta tells Mike that they should never had gone to the movies tonight with all this house work they have.Mike asks Greta maybe they should get up early in the morning and finish cleaning.Greta tells Mike No,it's to discouraging in the morning,You can see the dirt better.Greta asks What's Loco doing? Mike asks Greta wait a minute who's turn is it doing the dishes.Mike looks at their schedule.Mike mentions it is Tuesday.Mike tells Loco that she hears voices from the kitchen saying we are filthy come wash us.Loco tells Mike that if they are old enough to speak they are old enough to wash themselves.

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  23. Background image for Loco Verses Wall Street
    5.8/10(8 votes)

    #22 - Loco Verses Wall Street

    S1:E23

    Loco and Greta are at the Wall Street office where Mike works.Loco tells Greta that this is the 1st time she's been to Mike's office.Greta asks Loco what she thought of it? Loco tells Greta Gee,they are certainly busy.She wonders how they have time to play Scrabble? Greta asks Loco what? Loco tells Greta that that's the largest Scrabble board she's ever saw.Greta tells Loco that that's just the stock qoutes and tells Loco put her glasses on.Loco put her glasses on and tells Greta that those must be the foreign stocks.What is it mean in English.Greta tells Loco that they are abrivations.For example CW means Central Western Railroad.Loco laughs and asks Greta is that all there is? She thought the stock market was complicated.What is that company? Greta looks at the sign and tells Loco that is the Exit sign.Loco tells Greta here comes Mike.Mike tells the girls Hi,Kids and tells them she will be right with them.Mike answers the phone.Mike then asks if Loco and Greta are ready for lunch.Loc

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  24. Background image for A Call to Arms
    5.8/10(7 votes)

    #23 - A Call to Arms

    S1:E24

    No description available

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    Director:Jerry Hopper
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for Loco Goes to Night School
    5.8/10(9 votes)

    #24 - Loco Goes to Night School

    S1:E28

    Mike tells Greta Loco met the wealthy millionaire William Sanford the 3rd who has $15 million dollars.Greta asks Mike how did Loco Meet William Sanford the 3rd.Mike tells Greta Loco met him at a fashion show.Loco was modeling bikinis.Loco dates William Sanford The 3rd.Loco tells Mike and Greta she doesn't know what he mentions and thinks she should go to school again and study. Loco goes to night school.William Sanford the 3rd tells Loco he is going out of town though when he gets home he will ask Loco a question.Loco thinks that William Sanford the 3rd is going to ask er to marry him.Albert Wagner is in Love with Loco.Albert Wagner is 5 years younger than Loco.Loco tells him when she is 65 he will be a kid of 60.When Loco tells Albert Wagner that she is in Love with william Sanford the 3rd.Albert Wagner doesn't believe her.Loco tells Albert Wagner she is in Love with Professor Kranz.Albert Tells Professor Kranz Loco is in Love with him.Professor Kranz is in Love With Loco and thinks

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  26. Background image for A Job for Jesse
    5.8/10(8 votes)

    #25 - A Job for Jesse

    S1:E30

    The Girls Try And Help The Elevator Man get his Employment Again When He is Fired Because Of Them.

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Best Episodes Summary

"The Penthouse (The Pilot)" is the best rated episode of "How to Marry a Millionaire". It scored 7.5/10 based on 15 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/7/1957. This episode scored 0.4 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Three Pretenders".