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The Best Episodes of How to Marry a Millionaire

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The Best Episodes of How to Marry a Millionaire

How to Marry a Millionaire is an American sitcom that aired in syndication from September 1957 to August 1959. The series is based on the...

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  1. Background image for Cherchez La Roomate
    6.5/10(10 votes)

    #1 - Cherchez La Roomate

    S2:E1

    The 2nd season begins with Loco and Mike coming home from Greta's Wedding.They go into the elevator.The Elevator Man asks how the wedding was.Mike says the wedding was Lovely and Greta was a Beautiful Bride.Loco tells him She is Very Happy for her.Loco cries.The Elevator Man asks where is Greta and Greta's husband going on their honeymoon.Loco tells him Niagra Falls.Mike says Las Vegas.The Elevator Man is confused.Mike says Greta wouldn't tell them where she was going for her honeymoon.The Elevator Man says well,As Long As Greta and her husband know where they are going for their honeymoon.All Loco And Mike Know is Greta has married and moved away and will live in California.Mike caught The Wedding bouqet.The Elevator Man tells Mike since Mike caught The Wedding bouqet he guesses Mike will be the next one married. Loco cries.Mike tells Loco Stop Crying.She keeps dropping rice on the floor of the elevator and the Elevator Man says the Elevator is turning into a rice patty.They go in th

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  2. Background image for What's Cookin' with Loco?
    6.3/10(8 votes)

    #2 - What's Cookin' with Loco?

    S2:E2

    Loco Has Cooking Lessons From Agnes.

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  3. Background image for Hit and Run
    5.9/10(10 votes)

    #3 - Hit and Run

    S2:E3

    Loco and her boyfriend capture a jewel thief.

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    5.8/10(7 votes)

    #4 - Guest with a Gun

    S2:E4

    Loco and her boyfriend capture a jewel thief.

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    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for The Seal Who Came to Dinner
    5.8/10(8 votes)

    #5 - The Seal Who Came to Dinner

    S2:E10

    Mike is dating Mr Paul Wadsworth a wealthy Millionaire.He and his Mother Mrs Wadsworth are coming to dinner at the penthouse.

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    5.5/10(8 votes)

    #6 - The Three Stacked Stockholders

    S2:E5

    The Girls Go To The Stockholders Meeting in Hopes Of Meeting Wealthy Millionaires.

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    5.5/10(8 votes)

    #7 - The Golf Tournament

    S2:E9

    The Girls Meet Wealthy Millionaires at The Golf Tournament.

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    5.3/10(8 votes)

    #8 - The Method

    S2:E8

    Loco dates A Wealthy Millionaire who tells her he is a poor boy.The Wealthy Millionaire wants to be an actor and is pretending to be poor.

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  10. Background image for Gwen's Secret
    4.7/10(8 votes)

    #9 - Gwen's Secret

    S2:E6

    Mr Clooney the cleaning man told Mike and Gwen he had just finished cleaning the windows in the kitchen and was going t clean the girl's windows in their bedrooms and he would be all finished.The girls told him OKay.Mike and Gwen are listening to the news on the radio.The man giving the news reported that another crime happened in the Park Avenue section.The apartment of Mrs J Albert Reynolds had been robbed.Gwen told Mike that Mrs J Albert Reynolds lived in the next block away from them.The man giving the news on the radio told that the man who robbed Mrs J Albert Reynolds had stolen jewerly and escaped by slugging the doorman on duty.It was the 3rd major crime in a week in the area and police were looking for the man.Loco comes home and asks Mike and Gwen did they hear there was anoher robbery.Gwen tells Loco that they had just heard it on the radio.Loco tells them it's just not safe on the streets anymore.Loco tells Mike that's a Great idea in could fit right in Mike's purse.Mike as

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    4.5/10(9 votes)

    #10 - Loco, the Teenager

    S2:E7

    Loco poses as a 14 year old named ""Lillian Jones"".

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    #11 - The Penthouse (The Pilot)

    S1:E1

    Loco Jones,(a model),Mike McCall,(a secretary for a stockbroker on Wall Street) and Greta Hanson,(a hostess of a TV Quiz show called ""Go For Broke"") are living in the Tower House Penthouse Apartments in penthouse apartment G searching for wealthy millionaires to marry with any schemes they could think of so help them Fort Knox.Loco meets a wealthy millionaire named Mr Tom Brookman who Mike and Greta think is poor boy since he doesn't dress wealthy.Mr Blandish the building manager tells the girls that Mr Brookman is a wealthy millionaire that Mr Brookman owns the Brookman Building and that Mr Brookman used to own their building.The girls then mistake 3 men for millionaires and when the real millionaires show at the penthouse for their dates they throw them out.

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    #12 - Subletting the Apartment

    S1:E2

    Loco and Mike take in male boarders in order to get enough money for Greta visit a wealthy millionaire.

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    #13 - The Three Pretenders

    S1:E3

    With the help of press agent Jack Connors the girls go to a party in hopes of Meeting wealthy millionaires.

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    Writer:John Kohn
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    #14 - Loco, the Heiress

    S1:E4

    Mr Robert Crowder,a lawyer comes to the girls penthouse and tells Loco that Loco has inherited $3 Million Dollars from a long lost relative named Anna Dudley

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    #15 - Alias the Secretary

    S1:E5

    Loco.Mike and Greta are looking at their mail.All they have is Bills.Mike reads one of the Bills says they owe 5Th Avenue Dress Shop $230.Because Loco is a model,Mike asks Loco couldn't Loco get them some clothes to wear for going out.Loco tells Mike that if She did they would be arrested because Loco is just modeling gloves this week.Mike tells them they need to pay the rent.The Penthouse is Very Expensive.Loco tells them they should get a Penthouse on the ground floor maybe it would be cheaper.Greta says that maybe they should move into a place they could afford.Mike asks them how do they expect to Meet A Millionaire That They Need The Penthouse because the more expensive the mouse trap the richer the mouse.Greta says that they haven't been doing that well in the Penthouse.Loco tells them maybe there's a Rich Cat Beating Them to the Rich Mouse.Greta hears a noise and asks what it is.Mike says it's probably someone moving into the empty apartment next door.Loco thinks maybe it is A Ri

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    #16 - It's a Dog's Life

    S1:E6

    Loco brings home a Great dane dog named Victor who's owned by a wealthy millionaire.The girls await the millionaire to come get his dog and when he does he is a little boy.

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    #17 - The Brat

    S1:E7

    Loco comes home from a date with a Millionaire named Wally.She told him she was enjoying the show so much.He told her he is sorry he had to bring her home so early.Loco told him she knows business is business.Loco tells him Good Night.She kisses Wally.He tells her Good Night.She thanks him for dinner.She goes into the penthouse apartment.The millionaire leaves.Greta asks Loco what she is doing home so early.Mike tells Loco don't just stand there answer the question.Loco is happy.Loco shows the girls the engagement ring she received from the millionaire.Mike and Greta are Happy.Greta says them look at the size of the ring.Loco tells Mike and Greta that the ring is four carats blue white without a flaw and the ring is real.They should have watched her cut glass with the ring.Mike tells Loco Congradulations she hit the jackpot.Greta tells Mike that a jackpot has only 3 bells and this ring has 4 carats.Loco tells the girls that she wonders why Wally is so secret about what he does for work

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    #18 - Society Mother

    S1:E8

    Mike finds a membership card for a millionaire's club.

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    #19 - The Sea Island Story

    S1:E9

    Loco goes on the TV Quiz show called ""Go For Broke"" (a kind of $64,000 Dollar Question Show) that Greta is hostess of with Mr Jack Manning and wins a trip for 3 for a millionaire's resort called Sea Island.

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  21. Background image for Tom, Dick, and Harry
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    #20 - Tom, Dick, and Harry

    S1:E10

    The Girls Date The same Millionaire Using 3 Different Names.

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    #21 - Good Time

    S1:E11

    The Girls date The Son Of A Wealthy Company Executive unaware that he doesn't have any claim of the family fortune.

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    #22 - The Bird Man

    S1:E12

    Loco,Mike and Greta are going into the elevator.A Man enters the elevator and speaks with the Elevator Man.After The Man leaves the elevator.The Elevator Man tells The Girls That The Man is Mr Paul Winthrop,A Wealthy Millionaire who is single and leaves the building at 5 o clock in the morning and watches the birds in Central Park.Mike says she wonders if Mr Winthrop would be interested in a nest full of chickedees in the building.She doesn't mean birds she means the girls.Mike Tells The Girls they have to find a way to Meet That Winthrop Fellow without making it seem like they are going after him.Loco tells Mike they could throw a rock through his window and their lawyers could introduce them.Mike says Loco Please.Mike tells the Girls that A Man is always interested in a girl who has the same interests as he does.Greta Tells Mike They Do Have The Same interests....His Money.Mike Says No She means The Birds.Loco Asks Mike How Are They Going To Be introduced To Each Other By A Bird.Mike

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    #23 - The Fourth Girl

    S1:E13

    The Girls take their Average Girlfriend with them to a Millionaire's party and regret it when the average Girlfriend gets the Millionaire.

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    #24 - For the Love of Art

    S1:E14

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    #25 - Youth for the Asking

    S1:E15

    Loco mistakes Laurel Manners Junior,a 20 year old model for the model's 56 year old Mother Laurel Manners Senior.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Cherchez La Roomate" is the best rated episode of "How to Marry a Millionaire". It scored 6.5/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Seaman Jacobs, it aired on 5/28/1959. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "What's Cookin' with Loco?".