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How to Marry a Millionaire is an American sitcom that aired in syndication from September 1957 to August 1959. The series is based on the 1953 film of the same name starring Marilyn Monroe, Betty

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 1 - The Penthouse (The Pilot)
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    #1 - The Penthouse (The Pilot)

    S1:E1

    Loco Jones,(a model),Mike McCall,(a secretary for a stockbroker on Wall Street) and Greta Hanson,(a hostess of a TV Quiz show called ""Go For Broke"") are living in the Tower House Penthouse Apartments in penthouse apartment G searching for wealthy millionaires to marry with any schemes they could think of so help them Fort Knox.Loco meets a wealthy millionaire named Mr Tom Brookman who Mike and Greta think is poor boy since he doesn't dress wealthy.Mr Blandish the building manager tells the girls that Mr Brookman is a wealthy millionaire that Mr Brookman owns the Brookman Building and that Mr Brookman used to own their building.The girls then mistake 3 men for millionaires and when the real millionaires show at the penthouse for their dates they throw them out.

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  2. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 2 - Subletting the Apartment
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    #2 - Subletting the Apartment

    S1:E2

    Loco and Mike take in male boarders in order to get enough money for Greta visit a wealthy millionaire.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Paul Schneider

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  3. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 3 - The Three Pretenders
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    #3 - The Three Pretenders

    S1:E3

    With the help of press agent Jack Connors the girls go to a party in hopes of Meeting wealthy millionaires.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:John Kohn

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  4. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 4 - Loco, the Heiress
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    #4 - Loco, the Heiress

    S1:E4

    Mr Robert Crowder,a lawyer comes to the girls penthouse and tells Loco that Loco has inherited $3 Million Dollars from a long lost relative named Anna Dudley

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Seaman Jacobs

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  5. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 5 - Alias the Secretary
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    #5 - Alias the Secretary

    S1:E5

    Loco.Mike and Greta are looking at their mail.All they have is Bills.Mike reads one of the Bills says they owe 5Th Avenue Dress Shop $230.Because Loco is a model,Mike asks Loco couldn't Loco get them some clothes to wear for going out.Loco tells Mike that if She did they would be arrested because Loco is just modeling gloves this week.Mike tells them they need to pay the rent.The Penthouse is Very Expensive.Loco tells them they should get a Penthouse on the ground floor maybe it would be cheaper.Greta says that maybe they should move into a place they could afford.Mike asks them how do they expect to Meet A Millionaire That They Need The Penthouse because the more expensive the mouse trap the richer the mouse.Greta says that they haven't been doing that well in the Penthouse.Loco tells them maybe there's a Rich Cat Beating Them to the Rich Mouse.Greta hears a noise and asks what it is.Mike says it's probably someone moving into the empty apartment next door.Loco thinks maybe it is A Ri

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Seaman Jacobs

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  6. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 6 - It's a Dog's Life
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    #6 - It's a Dog's Life

    S1:E6

    Loco brings home a Great dane dog named Victor who's owned by a wealthy millionaire.The girls await the millionaire to come get his dog and when he does he is a little boy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Martin Ragaway

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  7. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 7 - The Brat
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    #7 - The Brat

    S1:E7

    Loco comes home from a date with a Millionaire named Wally.She told him she was enjoying the show so much.He told her he is sorry he had to bring her home so early.Loco told him she knows business is business.Loco tells him Good Night.She kisses Wally.He tells her Good Night.She thanks him for dinner.She goes into the penthouse apartment.The millionaire leaves.Greta asks Loco what she is doing home so early.Mike tells Loco don't just stand there answer the question.Loco is happy.Loco shows the girls the engagement ring she received from the millionaire.Mike and Greta are Happy.Greta says them look at the size of the ring.Loco tells Mike and Greta that the ring is four carats blue white without a flaw and the ring is real.They should have watched her cut glass with the ring.Mike tells Loco Congradulations she hit the jackpot.Greta tells Mike that a jackpot has only 3 bells and this ring has 4 carats.Loco tells the girls that she wonders why Wally is so secret about what he does for work

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 8 - Society Mother
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    #8 - Society Mother

    S1:E8

    Mike finds a membership card for a millionaire's club.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Paul Schneider

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  9. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 9 - The Sea Island Story
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    #9 - The Sea Island Story

    S1:E9

    Loco goes on the TV Quiz show called ""Go For Broke"" (a kind of $64,000 Dollar Question Show) that Greta is hostess of with Mr Jack Manning and wins a trip for 3 for a millionaire's resort called Sea Island.

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  10. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 10 - Tom, Dick, and Harry
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    #10 - Tom, Dick, and Harry

    S1:E10

    The Girls Date The same Millionaire Using 3 Different Names.

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    Writer:Unknown

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  11. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 11 - Good Time
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    #11 - Good Time

    S1:E11

    The Girls date The Son Of A Wealthy Company Executive unaware that he doesn't have any claim of the family fortune.

    Director:Peter Tewksbury
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 12 - The Bird Man
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    #12 - The Bird Man

    S1:E12

    Loco,Mike and Greta are going into the elevator.A Man enters the elevator and speaks with the Elevator Man.After The Man leaves the elevator.The Elevator Man tells The Girls That The Man is Mr Paul Winthrop,A Wealthy Millionaire who is single and leaves the building at 5 o clock in the morning and watches the birds in Central Park.Mike says she wonders if Mr Winthrop would be interested in a nest full of chickedees in the building.She doesn't mean birds she means the girls.Mike Tells The Girls they have to find a way to Meet That Winthrop Fellow without making it seem like they are going after him.Loco tells Mike they could throw a rock through his window and their lawyers could introduce them.Mike says Loco Please.Mike tells the Girls that A Man is always interested in a girl who has the same interests as he does.Greta Tells Mike They Do Have The Same interests....His Money.Mike Says No She means The Birds.Loco Asks Mike How Are They Going To Be introduced To Each Other By A Bird.Mike

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  13. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 13 - The Fourth Girl
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    #13 - The Fourth Girl

    S1:E13

    The Girls take their Average Girlfriend with them to a Millionaire's party and regret it when the average Girlfriend gets the Millionaire.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 14 - For the Love of Art
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    #14 - For the Love of Art

    S1:E14

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 15 - Youth for the Asking
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    #15 - Youth for the Asking

    S1:E15

    Loco mistakes Laurel Manners Junior,a 20 year old model for the model's 56 year old Mother Laurel Manners Senior.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 16 - Loco Leaves Home
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    #16 - Loco Leaves Home

    S1:E16

    Loco ruins Greta's date with a Wealthy Millionaire and so Loco Leaves Home.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 17 - The Maid
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    #17 - The Maid

    S1:E17

    A man mentions Hawaii and mentions you could enjoy the sunshine and the surf.Mike asks on a secretary's salary? The man answers there must be ways for a bright pretty girl to get the neccessary loot.Mike tells the man Not ways Mister way...Marry it.The opening credits of ""How To Marry A Millionaire"" and theme music play.At the penthouse,Mike tells Greta she is tired.Greta tells Mike so is she.Greta tells Mike that they should never had gone to the movies tonight with all this house work they have.Mike asks Greta maybe they should get up early in the morning and finish cleaning.Greta tells Mike No,it's to discouraging in the morning,You can see the dirt better.Greta asks What's Loco doing? Mike asks Greta wait a minute who's turn is it doing the dishes.Mike looks at their schedule.Mike mentions it is Tuesday.Mike tells Loco that she hears voices from the kitchen saying we are filthy come wash us.Loco tells Mike that if they are old enough to speak they are old enough to wash themselves.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Everett Greenbaum

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  18. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 18 - The Prince Kaudim Story
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    #18 - The Prince Kaudim Story

    S1:E18

    Greta tells Mike that in a way she is looking forward to her cousin Bob's visit since he works for the state department she doesn't get to see him very often.Mike tells Greta what a character Greta's cousin Bob is.Bob wouldn't give you the right time unless he cleared it with the FBI.Mike asks when is he coming? Greta tells Mike he said he would be here at 3.Loco asks What time is it? The door bell buzzes.Greta tells Loco if the person at the door is cousin Bob the correct time is 3 o'clock exactly.Greta opens the door.It is Greta's cousin Bob coming to visit exactly on time at 3 O'Clock.Bob says Hi,Girls and tells Greta that he is sorry he had a rough trip.Greta asks did he fly? Bob tells Greta No.He can't tell her.Greta tells Bob she is glad he came anyway and asks him what brought him into town? Bob tells Greta that the department sent him here on a certain mission to see a certain party for a certain man.It's Confidential.Bob hopes that they don't mind.Loco tells Bob she certainly

    Director:Unknown
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  19. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 19 - The Yachting Party
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    #19 - The Yachting Party

    S1:E19

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  20. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 20 - The Utterly Perfect Man
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    #20 - The Utterly Perfect Man

    S1:E20

    Loco doesn't like Mike's boyfriend.

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    Writer:Unknown

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  21. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 21 - The Cruise
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    #21 - The Cruise

    S1:E21

    When Mike goes on a cruise for her vacation,Loco and Greta become stowaways and each take turns going looking for millionaires.Loco Meets Mr Prentiss,a man she thinks is a wealthy millionaire and he isn't.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 22 - Loco and the Cowboy
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    #22 - Loco and the Cowboy

    S1:E22

    Loco becomes the Queen OfThe Rideo 1958 and dates a wealthy millionaire cowboy with the help of her press agent Mr Jack Connors.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 23 - Loco Verses Wall Street
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    #23 - Loco Verses Wall Street

    S1:E23

    Loco and Greta are at the Wall Street office where Mike works.Loco tells Greta that this is the 1st time she's been to Mike's office.Greta asks Loco what she thought of it? Loco tells Greta Gee,they are certainly busy.She wonders how they have time to play Scrabble? Greta asks Loco what? Loco tells Greta that that's the largest Scrabble board she's ever saw.Greta tells Loco that that's just the stock qoutes and tells Loco put her glasses on.Loco put her glasses on and tells Greta that those must be the foreign stocks.What is it mean in English.Greta tells Loco that they are abrivations.For example CW means Central Western Railroad.Loco laughs and asks Greta is that all there is? She thought the stock market was complicated.What is that company? Greta looks at the sign and tells Loco that is the Exit sign.Loco tells Greta here comes Mike.Mike tells the girls Hi,Kids and tells them she will be right with them.Mike answers the phone.Mike then asks if Loco and Greta are ready for lunch.Loc

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Seaman Jacobs

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  24. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 24 - A Call to Arms
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    #24 - A Call to Arms

    S1:E24

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    Director:Jerry Hopper
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. How to Marry a Millionaire Season 1 Episode 25 - For the Love of Mink
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    #25 - For the Love of Mink

    S1:E25

    Loco buys a mink only she doesn't have enough money in the checking account to pay for the mink.The man who sold it won't take it back because it was on sale.He gives her 10 days before he goes to the bank and so she has 10 days to find a way to pay for the mink.She needs $1,000 dollars.Loco's Uncle George who was wealthy comes to visit.The Girls Think That Uncle George will give them the $1,000 Dollars only Uncle George is broke and has come to ask them for money and they don't have any money.The Girls tell Him He Should Marry Mrs Alma Teasley who is A Wealthy Millionairess in the neighborhood of $20 Million Dollars.She is Alone since she lost her husband.Mrs Alma Teasley and Uncle George Begin Dating and They Were Going To Marry Only Mrs Alma Teasley Decides She isn't ready for another marriage and calls the Wedding off.She gives Loco The $1,000 Dollars for paying for the mink and $500 Dollarsfor paying the rent.

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Season 1 Ratings Summary

"The Penthouse (The Pilot)" is the best rated episode of "How to Marry a Millionaire" season 1. It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/7/1957. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Subletting the Apartment".