NaN/100 votesLoading...#1 - The Rat
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2005
Nicki is getting fed up with Moz not paying her enough attention, PC turns up with a delivery, and a strange man wearing a cartoon mask lets himself into the flat. Moz also has to contend with a couple of unwelcome visitors, in the shape of a rat and rival dealer Pyscho Paul.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#2 - The Seduction
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/18/2005
While Nicki is away, Moz tries to play - by attempting to seduce one of his new customers after seeting her at a nightclub where his best mate Kuldip is a DJ. However, the rat (from the previous episode), has other ideas...
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#3 - The Boyfriend
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/25/2005
Colin (who's still on probation) tells Moz about the body found across the road with its hand cut off, China's got a new boyfriend, and Nicki returns.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#4 - The Affair
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/1/2005
Moz gets rid of his stalker and China has split up with her boyfriend. Meanwhile Colin tries to flog some stolen goods (even though he's still on probation) and then steals the photos of Nicki.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#5 - The Backpacker
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/8/2005
A face from Nicki's past arrives unexpectedly wanting to stay, the polaroids from behind the bathroom cabinet go missing and re-appear, and Moz is selling red weed.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#6 - The Party
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/15/2005
Its Moz's birthday, and all Nicki has bought him is a sandwich and some chocolate, so she decides to throw him a party in the flat.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#7 - The Pregnancy
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/22/2005
The severed hand makes a return. Moz's stalker (Craig) is back, and spends some quality time with Cartoon Head. Nicki takes a pregnancy test.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#8 - The Body
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/1/2005
Cartoon Head shoots Craig. Nicki tells Moz she's pregnant.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#9 - The Stag Do
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 3/14/2006
Nicki's moved in with Sangita while Moz has a nervous new neighbour, Judith. Derrick and Yasuko are due to get married and Moz is asked to be best man. Cartoon Head has a special surprise for the stag do.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#10 - The Landlord
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/21/2006
Moz's landlord is coming to visit at the most inopportune time.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#11 - The Séance
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2006
Elderly neighbour Mrs Coneybear is disturbed by strange noises and decides to hold a seance. Moz is concerned about keeping his marijuana plants a secret, Steve discovers what happened to his brother and Judith makes a surprising confession.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#12 - The Boss
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 4/11/2006
Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul pressure Moz into helping them carry out a kidnapping, but he refuses - until the mouse-masked hit-man's infamous boss Stemroach pays him a visit. A policeman gets trapped in the loft, threatening not only the abduction but also the drug dealer's own business.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#13 - The Guest
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 4/18/2006
It's the day of Derrick and Yasuko's wedding, but Moz has a tough time getting the groom to the registry officer on time. The dealer also has to keep the kidnap victim trapped in his flat a secret from a series of unwanted guests - and accomplish both tasks while under the influence of magic mushrooms.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#14 - The Delivery
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 4/25/2006
PC warns Moz of an imminent drugs bust, so the dealer embarks on an unscheduled spring-cleaning exercise as he sets out to destroy all the evidence in his flat. Meanwhile, Colin falls in love, and Nicki goes into labour.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#15 - The Money
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 5/2/2006
Nicki wants to leave Moz, while Judith wants to go out with him. An assortment of customers are eager to hand over their money and PC is spoiling for a fight. But the dealer is more concerned with whether the fire brigade are going to show up.
Director: Dan Zeff
Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff
NaN/100 votesLoading...#16 - The Night
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 3/20/2007
Moz tries to hide his dope dealing from the born again Christian builders working in his flat, and lack of sleep is making Nicki hallucinate. Judith the 'reformed' necrophiliac is seen dragging heavy sacks up the stairs into her flat.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#17 - The Christians
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 3/27/2007
The Police Constable has fallen in love with China, Nicki thinks she's losing her mind and Brian has turned into a Goth. Meanwhile, Moz is forced to perform an exorcism on Jenny the child minder.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#18 - The Pyramid
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 4/3/2007
Moz is desperate to disuade Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul from shooting a porn film in his bathroom. His mother Sheila joins a dodgy pyramid selling scheme and Nicki and Brian are involved in a car crash.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#19 - The Nest
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 4/10/2007
Moz receives an unwelcome visit from gang leader, Stemroach. Meanwhile, the discovery of a wasp nest in the loft has disastrous consequences for the born again Christian builders.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#20 - The Bath
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 4/17/2007
Moz's attempts to enjoy a nice, warm bath are continually thwarted, initally by a steady stream of visitors requiring weed, advice and a shoulder to cry on, then by a bizarre murder.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#21 - The Set-Up
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2007
With Nicki out celebrating her hen night, Moz reluctantly agrees to help the Police Constable to set-up Stemroach. Meanwhile Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul have an evil plan all their own.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#22 - The Crabs
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 5/1/2007
Moz is trying his best to enjoy his stag night. However, Judith has had a party mask super-glued to her face, three crabs have escaped in the flat and Jesus has just appeared in the loft.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#23 - The Wedding
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 5/8/2007
It's the morning of Moz's wedding and he's woken up next to another woman. Now all he has to do is get rid of her, overcome his nerves, deflect the advances of a very demanding Judith and save Brian from a psychopathic Christian.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#24 - The Pains
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 4/28/2008
When Moz suffers a suspected heart attack, his girlfriend Nicki re-ignites her affair with the PC.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
NaN/100 votesLoading...#25 - The Past
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 5/5/2008
Moz reminisces about 1993, the year he first moved into the flat.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Worst Episodes of Ideal
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Sitcom about a small-time dope dealer and his strange collection of acquaintances.
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC Three
Worst Episodes Summary
"The Rat" is the worst rated episode of "Ideal". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Dan Zeff and written by Tony Burgess, Graham Duff, it aired on 1/11/2005. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Seduction".