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The Worst Episodes of Ideal

Every episode of Ideal ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Ideal!

Sitcom about a small-time dope dealer and his strange collection of acquaintances.
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC Three

Worst Episodes Summary

"The Red King" is the worst rated episode of "Ideal". It scored 5.5/10 based on 24 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 6/30/2011. This episode scored 0.8 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Brothel".

  • The Red King
    5.5/1024 votes
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    #1 - The Red King

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 6/30/2011

    Moz comes face to face with a gang of deadly gingers known as the Red Mist. Carmel has to choose between Colin and Jake, whilst Yasuko leaves Derrick for Fist. With special guests Rula Lenska and Janet Street Porter.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Brothel
    6.3/1020 votes
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    #2 - The Brothel

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 6/9/2011

    Moz and Nicki begin a rival hash dealing businesses but a price war starts with both businesses attempting to undercut each other. Brian and Carmel open up a brothel.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Poster
    6.4/1020 votes
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    #3 - The Poster

    Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 9/7/2010

    Moz agrees to help Tilly with her new range of stained T-shirts. Jenny mistakenly believes that Moz has dumped her and gets into all kinds of trouble.

    Director: Ben Wheatley

    Writer: N/A

  • The Debtors
    6.7/1023 votes
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    #4 - The Debtors

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 6/2/2011

    A penniless Moz calls in his debts. However, his mates seem very reluctant to pay him back. Jess falls under the spell of masked hit man Cartoon Head.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Temptation
    6.8/1022 votes
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    #5 - The Temptation

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 5/18/2009

    Moz finds it hard to resist other women with his girlfriend still in a coma. Brian finds himself falling in love with a conjoined twin.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Paintings
    6.8/1021 votes
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    #6 - The Paintings

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 6/16/2011

    Mistakenly believing Moz to be an avant garde artist, Tilly arranges for him have an exhibition. Jess and Cartoon Head experiment with ketamine and find themselves way out of their depth.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Lapse
    6.9/1021 votes
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    #7 - The Lapse

    Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 9/14/2010

    With Jenny away, Moz finds himself falling for the charms of both his ex-girlfriend Nicki and his sophisticated American neighbour Tilly.

    Director: Ben Wheatley

    Writer: N/A

  • The Rat
    7.0/1059 votes
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    #8 - The Rat

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2005

    Nicki is getting fed up with Moz not paying her enough attention, PC turns up with a delivery, and a strange man wearing a cartoon mask lets himself into the flat. Moz also has to contend with a couple of unwelcome visitors, in the shape of a rat and rival dealer Pyscho Paul.

    Director: Dan Zeff

    Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff

  • The Police
    7.0/1025 votes
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    #9 - The Police

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 5/26/2011

    Moz plots to win back the heart of his true love, Jenny. However, when he discovers she has joined the police force, his plans are thrown into disarray.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Seduction
    7.1/1044 votes
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    #10 - The Seduction

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/18/2005

    While Nicki is away, Moz tries to play - by attempting to seduce one of his new customers after seeting her at a nightclub where his best mate Kuldip is a DJ. However, the rat (from the previous episode), has other ideas...

    Director: Dan Zeff

    Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff

  • The Healer
    7.1/1022 votes
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    #11 - The Healer

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 5/11/2009

    Moz decides to stop dealing in an attempt to turn over a new leaf. Jenny is in a coma and different friends try to snap her out of it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The American
    7.1/1024 votes
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    #12 - The American

    Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 8/24/2010

    Moz and Jenny's plans to move to Italy are thrown into disarray when Moz learns he has been removed from the most wanted list. Brian is dumped by his transgender boyfriend, Nathaniel.

    Director: Ben Wheatley

    Writer: N/A

  • The Love
    7.1/1020 votes
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    #13 - The Love

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 6/23/2011

    Sitcom about a small-time drug dealer. Moz tries to turn his friendship with Tilly into a full-blown relationship. Colin hires his estranged wife Carmel as an escort girl.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Affair
    7.3/1038 votes
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    #14 - The Affair

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/1/2005

    Moz gets rid of his stalker and China has split up with her boyfriend. Meanwhile Colin tries to flog some stolen goods (even though he's still on probation) and then steals the photos of Nicki.

    Director: Dan Zeff

    Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff

  • The Backpacker
    7.3/1037 votes
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    #15 - The Backpacker

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/8/2005

    A face from Nicki's past arrives unexpectedly wanting to stay, the polaroids from behind the bathroom cabinet go missing and re-appear, and Moz is selling red weed.

    Director: Dan Zeff

    Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff

  • The Boss
    7.3/1029 votes
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    #16 - The Boss

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 4/11/2006

    Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul pressure Moz into helping them carry out a kidnapping, but he refuses - until the mouse-masked hit-man's infamous boss Stemroach pays him a visit. A policeman gets trapped in the loft, threatening not only the abduction but also the drug dealer's own business.

    Director: Dan Zeff

    Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff

  • The Delivery
    7.3/1028 votes
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    #17 - The Delivery

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 4/25/2006

    PC warns Moz of an imminent drugs bust, so the dealer embarks on an unscheduled spring-cleaning exercise as he sets out to destroy all the evidence in his flat. Meanwhile, Colin falls in love, and Nicki goes into labour.

    Director: Dan Zeff

    Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff

  • The Future
    7.3/1028 votes
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    #18 - The Future

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 6/16/2008

    Moz and Jenny's cosy love situation is thrown into chaos when Psycho Paul's gang hole up in the flat with two members of the Triad as hostages. Fist has some unusual plans for Alan.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Red Bag
    7.3/1023 votes
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    #19 - The Red Bag

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 5/25/2009

    Moz has rashly promised to get a proper job and girlfriend Jenny is determined that he keep his word. Cartoon Head has found out about Judith's affair and is out for revenge, whilst Keith and Carol have a dead body to dispose of in the flat opposite.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Boyfriend
    7.4/1041 votes
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    #20 - The Boyfriend

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/25/2005

    Colin (who's still on probation) tells Moz about the body found across the road with its hand cut off, China's got a new boyfriend, and Nicki returns.

    Director: Dan Zeff

    Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff

  • The Hydroponics
    7.4/1032 votes
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    #21 - The Hydroponics

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 3/28/2006

    Moz might be falling for his new neighbour Judith while being haunted by the ghost of Craig.

    Director: Dan Zeff

    Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff

  • The Money
    7.4/1030 votes
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    #22 - The Money

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 5/2/2006

    Nicki wants to leave Moz, while Judith wants to go out with him. An assortment of customers are eager to hand over their money and PC is spoiling for a fight. But the dealer is more concerned with whether the fire brigade are going to show up.

    Director: Dan Zeff

    Writer: Tony Burgess, Graham Duff

  • The Pains
    7.4/1026 votes
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    #23 - The Pains

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 4/28/2008

    When Moz suffers a suspected heart attack, his girlfriend Nicki re-ignites her affair with the PC.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Chance
    7.4/1024 votes
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    #24 - The Chance

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 6/8/2009

    Colin and Carmel's wedding day arrives. To escape getting a prison sentence Moz considers leaving the country. Brian finds something out that he was not expecting about his new boyfriend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Business
    7.4/1029 votes
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    #25 - The Business

    Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 8/17/2010

    After nine months away, Moz and Jenny return to find Nicki has taken over the business.

    Director: Ben Wheatley

    Writer: N/A