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The Best Episodes of In the House Season 3

Every episode of In the House Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of In the House Season 3!

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"The Real World" is the best rated episode of "In the House" season 3. It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Peter Baldwin and written by N/A, it aired on 8/26/1996. This episode is rated NaN points higher than the second-best, "Mother of Invention".

  • The Real World
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    #1 - The Real World

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 8/26/1996

    After Jackie moves back East with her son Austin, sidelined pro-football player Marion Hill revels, at least temporarily, in having his house back to himself. Plus, he is supposed to find out soon from a medical diagnosis if he can play football again. But a trip to the sports clinic immediately changes his outlook - with comedic reverberations. When Marion finds out he'll never play football again from the insensitive new doctor at the sports clinic, Maxwell Stanton, he doesn't know what to do, until his next door neighbor and physical therapist Tonia convinces him to buy the clinic, which is about to be closed in corporate downsizing. With partner Tonia in tow, they head off to meet with a loan officer. But it seems they weren't the only ones with this good idea. Dr. Stanton is looking to buy the place as well. When both parties learn that neither can make the deal on their own, they're left with only one option... a three way split.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Mother of Invention
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    #2 - Mother of Invention

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/2/1996

    Tonia and Maxwell come up with a get rich quick scheme - the ""Butt Ball"" - to help fund their sports clinic. All they need is a celebrity endorser to get the ball rolling. When Olympic Gold-Medalist Jackie Joyner-Kersee drops out, they turn to their partner, ex-pro football star Marion, to step in and save the day.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • I Only Have You for Eyes
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    #3 - I Only Have You for Eyes

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/9/1996

    Overwhelmed by Tonia's demands on their time, Marion and Maxwell conspire to get themselves off her daily social calendar by fixing her up with Gary, the water delivery man. But when the first date lands him in the emergency room, the guys have trouble convincing Gary to go out with Tonia a second time. With the promise to 100 free gym hours sweetening the pot, Gary agrees to see Tonia again, and Marion and Maxwell decide to go along to make sure things go smoothly. But Tonia is on to their plan and has one of her own.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Bury the Hatchet
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    #4 - Bury the Hatchet

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 9/16/1996

    Marion helps an obnoxious football player facing a career-ending injury. Meanwhile, Tiffany convinces Tonia to flirt with a client.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Maxwell Said Knock You Out
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    #5 - Maxwell Said Knock You Out

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 9/23/1996

    Heated competition between Marion and Maxwell results in L.A. Lakers, Eddie Jones, a prospective client, being knocked out cold.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Record Breaking Time
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    #6 - Record Breaking Time

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 9/30/1996

    A hotshot college football star poised to break one of Marion's last standing records catches Tiffany's eye. But Tonia has a bad feeling about the young man's intentions - feelings Marion initially discounts. Meanwhile, Maxwell scrutinizes a parade of would-be receptionists.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: N/A

  • Kindergarten Doc
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    #7 - Kindergarten Doc

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 10/14/1996

    Rodney reconsiders Maxwell as his career role model for school. Meanwhile, Marion coaches Tonia for a charity boxing match.

    Director: Kim Friedman

    Writer: N/A

  • The Curse of Hill House
    6.2/1010 votes

    #8 - The Curse of Hill House

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 10/28/1996

    Maxwell insults a self-proclaimed witch, who casts a spell on him.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • One Love <i>(a.k.a. Two Guys One Girl)</i>
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    #9 - One Love <i>(a.k.a. Two Guys One Girl)</i>

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/4/1996

    Marion and Maxwell compete for the attention of a dance instructor. Meanwhile, Tiffany pretends to be Jamaican to impress a boy.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • Pledge Allegiance
    7.2/108 votes

    #10 - Pledge Allegiance

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/11/1996

    When Tiffany's social life causes truancy trouble, Marion plots to make her party until she can party no more.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • This is a Test
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    #11 - This is a Test

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 11/18/1996

    Maxwell's girlfriend Shanna is more interested in her dog than in him. Marion crams for a physical therapist certification exam.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • The Max Who Came to Dinner
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    #12 - The Max Who Came to Dinner

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 11/25/1996

    It appears that in the eye of Marion's grandma, he can do nothing right...whereas Maxwell can do nothing wrong.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • Saint Marion
    6.3/109 votes

    #13 - Saint Marion

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 1/13/1997

    While volunteering at a soup kitchen, Marion is believed to be destitute. Tonia teaches her friend Henry how to be cool to impress his girlfriend, but he becomes attracted to Tonia.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • Dial M for Marion
    6.1/1010 votes

    #14 - Dial M for Marion

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 1/20/1997

    Marion falls for a woman whose phone messages he advertently receives. Tonia and Henry face complications in their relationship.

    Director: Andrew Tsao

    Writer: N/A

  • You're the One
    6.4/108 votes

    #15 - You're the One

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 2/3/1997

    Marion welcomes Evander Holyfield into his home as the two prepare for a banquet honoring Marion at which they hope to get a big donation for a children's charity. Unfortunately, eternal trouble makers Tonia and Max manage to get invited to the event as well. Meanwhile, Tiffany learns that she may lose her bid for homecoming queen because she scored high on here advanced placement test.

    Director: Andrew Tsao

    Writer: N/A

  • Love Wars
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    #16 - Love Wars

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 2/10/1997

    Amber, the property manager who's responsible for rent increases in the office building, once had a affair with Marion. Tonia has a secret admirer.

    Director: Andrew Tsao

    Writer: N/A

  • Marion Strikes Back
    7.0/108 votes

    #17 - Marion Strikes Back

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 2/17/1997

    Marion shows that he's free of his attraction to Amber by dating a woman from a company making a commercial for the clinic.

    Director: Andrew Tsao

    Writer: N/A

  • Return of the Stiletto
    7.4/108 votes

    #18 - Return of the Stiletto

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 2/24/1997

    Marion's effort to avoid the ""I love you"" land mine with Amber blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Max believes that Tonia's boyfriend Henry may be giving secret information about their clinic to another rival clinic.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fore Armed
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    #19 - Fore Armed

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 4/28/1997

    Marion and Maxwell organize a celebrity miniature-golf tournament.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
    8.4/108 votes

    #20 - Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 5/5/1997

    Marion vows to abstain from romantic liaisons as a mode of spiritual cleansing.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • The Retreat Story
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    #21 - The Retreat Story

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 5/12/1997

    Marion weighs an offer to endorse orthopedic shoes for seniors while on his annual spiritual retreat.

    Director: Alfonso Ribeiro

    Writer: N/A

  • Cliffhanger
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    #22 - Cliffhanger

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 5/19/1997

    Tonia and Maxwell challenge Marion to tackle his acrophobia by rock climbing. Meanwhile, Carl escorts Tiffany to her senior prom after a major conflict occurs.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A