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The Best Episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Every episode of Tyler Perry's House of Payne ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne!

The Best Episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The show revolved around a multi-generational family living under one roof in Atlanta led by patriarch Curtis Payne and his wife Ella.

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  1. Background image for Payne Protection
    8.0/10(10 votes)

    #1 - Payne Protection

    S7:E3

    Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Epic Fail
    7.9/10(12 votes)

    #2 - Epic Fail

    S7:E6

    Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.

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    Director:Chip Fields
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for God Bless the Paynes
    7.9/10(14 votes)

    #3 - God Bless the Paynes

    S7:E40

    The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Payneful Survival
    7.7/10(13 votes)

    #4 - Payneful Survival

    S7:E43

    The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Payne, Payne Go Away
    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #5 - Payne, Payne Go Away

    S6:E6

    It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Payneful Recovery
    7.3/10(13 votes)

    #6 - Payneful Recovery

    S7:E44

    Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Bully and the Beast
    7.2/10(52 votes)

    #7 - Bully and the Beast

    S1:E1

    Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Payne Speaking
    7.2/10(8 votes)

    #8 - Payne Speaking

    S6:E4

    Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C.J. reveals to Curtis that he's taking Curtis's job at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who plans to shut down the help center to make way for a new multi-media outreach program.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Stinging Payne
    7.2/10(8 votes)

    #9 - Stinging Payne

    S6:E32

    CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for By Your Side
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #10 - By Your Side

    S8:E3

    C.J. and Janine decide to stand by Malik’s side after finding out his girlfriend Lisa is pregnant that leaves Curtis and Ella shocked to see them so moderate.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for Payneful Resolution Resolution
    6.9/10(19 votes)

    #11 - Payneful Resolution Resolution

    S7:E1

    CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Curtis Jefferson
    6.8/10(13 votes)

    #12 - Curtis Jefferson

    S7:E30

    Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for Curtis Sings the Blues
    6.7/10(11 votes)

    #13 - Curtis Sings the Blues

    S6:E19

    Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete against CJ and Janine in a bid for a weekend getaway.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for A Mother's Payne
    6.7/10(13 votes)

    #14 - A Mother's Payne

    S7:E21

    Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

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    Director:Kim Fields
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Payneful Rescue
    6.6/10(14 votes)

    #15 - Payneful Rescue

    S7:E20

    The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for All is Not Lost!
    6.0/10(11 votes)

    #16 - All is Not Lost!

    S4:E21

    With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for My Fair Curtis
    6.0/10(9 votes)

    #17 - My Fair Curtis

    S6:E36

    Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Crazy in Love
    5.8/10(27 votes)

    #18 - Crazy in Love

    S2:E5

    Curtis' womanizing friend Jimmy, who sponges off women, charms Claretha. Meanwhile C.J. has to deal with an all too grateful woman after saving her life - much to the amusement of his fellow firefighters.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for True Lies
    5.8/10(20 votes)

    #19 - True Lies

    S4:E11

    Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Unexpected Results
    5.8/10(19 votes)

    #20 - Unexpected Results

    S4:E17

    When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  22. Background image for Do Or Die
    5.8/10(13 votes)

    #21 - Do Or Die

    S7:E41

    The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for R.I.P - Rest In Payne
    5.8/10(23 votes)

    #22 - R.I.P - Rest In Payne

    S7:E42

    Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  24. Background image for I Can Cry If I Want To
    5.7/10(20 votes)

    #23 - I Can Cry If I Want To

    S1:E2

    C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for Aches and Paynes
    5.7/10(16 votes)

    #24 - Aches and Paynes

    S3:E1

    Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.

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    Director:Tyler Perry
    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for With Friends Like These
    5.7/10(22 votes)

    #25 - With Friends Like These

    S5:E19

    Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status. Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left in charge with the boutique.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

Best Episodes Summary

"Payne Protection" is the best rated episode of "Tyler Perry's House of Payne". It scored 8/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by Tyler Perry and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/6/2011. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Epic Fail".