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Live at the Necropolis: Lords of Synth

Don't be stupid: you will buy these products.

Paid Programming: Icelandic Ultrablue

An infomercial parody for Aziz Ansari Stand-Up Comedy special, "Dangerously Delicious".

Dangerously Delicious: Paid Advertisement

Trent introduces a new iPhone app to help identify potential terrorists. Guest stars: Adam Pally, Lennon Parham. This special was also aired as part of NTSF:SD:SUV.

The NTSF:SD:SUV:HISS Infomercial

A late-night collectible knife and sword show goes horribly wrong. Like, really, really wrong.

Swords, Knives, Very Sharp Objects and Cutlery

Denny Boffa wants to save viewers time with his new invention: an all-in-one multi-purpose broom tool called the Broomshakalaka. But when things go violently wrong on set, Denny is the one running out of time.

Broomshakalaka

The Fastest Growing College on the Internet! Join Now, Print Your Degree Today and Come Profit With Us!

For-Profit Online University

A hot young tech wizard, Alan Resnick, takes you through his 4 step program for creating your own digital avatar. He shares his personal experiences of popularity, immortality, and having it all.

Live Forever as You Are Now with Alan Resnick

It's a remote-controlled helicopter that also makes a farting noise, like a flying whoopee cushion. The infomercial is hosted by a young, fast-talking, super-enthused kid who shows all the hilarious ways fartcopter can be used to make your friends laugh. Oh, and also if you switch fartcopter to DRONE mode, it becomes a military-grade killing machine. Kids love that too!

Fartcopter

In a 1960s-era informercial for an electric vibrating salad tossing device that, unbeknownst to the host, might have a dual purpose.

The Salad Mixxxer

Inventor Kent Ross introduces his newest dietary supplement that increases muscle growth, sex drive, and intelligence... in dogs!

Alpha Chow

A popular fitness couple abandons typical fad systems and introduce their new program based on ancient spells and gothic rituals.

Goth Fitness

A series of montages that parodies the introductory title sequences of generic 70s, 80s and 90s TV shows of various genres slowly turns into an absurdist meta slasher and then the parody becomes even weirder.

Too Many Cooks

An informative look at the city that was the capital of the US for just one day.

The Newbridge Tourism Board Presents: "We're Newbridge, We're Comin' to Get Ya!"

In Search of Miracle Man asks viewers to join their cult’s quest to find a mystical being roaming the world performing really cool miracles.

In Search of Miracle Man

Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity.

Smart Pipe

In this special, three experts explore the newly-discovered Book of Christ, the first and only book of the Bible written by Jesus himself.

Book of Christ

Billionaire Frank Pierre takes you on a tour of his brand new Hotel and Casino.

Frank Pierre Presents: "The Frank Pierre Resort & Casino"

This is unedited raw footage of a bear I filmed with my cell phone. I'm not sure what kind of bear this is.

Unedited Footage of a Bear

Event from account 00473: Subject 3 prone on kitchen floor. ABSurveillanceSolutions.com

This House Has People in It

Joe Pera makes an honest attempt to talk you to sleep using mild jokes and low-key stories.

Joe Pera Talks You to Sleep

This double length animated music video for Adult Swim features Big Grams' "Born to Shine" and "Run for Your Life". The video transforms Big Boi, Sarah & Josh (along with Killer Mike and El-P from Run the Jewels) into characters that face all manner of vices and threats from gambling to a group of threatening leprechauns.

Big Grams

A janitor creates a robot to do his work for him.

M.O.P.Z.

Paul Reubens introduces a series of home videos progressively less appropriate for a certain other TV show.

Gigglefudge, U.S.A.

Rehabilitationamalist Giles Vanderhoot introduces his new method of Personal Counselling, Rehabilitation, and Treatment.

Giles Vanderhoot

In this recently-unearthed concert tape from 1986, three legendary synth performers compete in a cosmic battle for synth domination.

Three stories from Mulchtown: a man has frog problems; snacks are found; police arrest a worm.

Check it Out! with Scott Clam

A neighboring pair of wrestling tag teams learn the downsides of life without a landlord.

The Suplex Duplex Complex

Wet Shapes are America's most beloved friend and pet but they're under attack by Wet Shapes Degenerative Disease. Join us in a telethon to fund the cure.

Wet Shapes

Docu-series profiling American ingenuity.

Innovation Makers: The Coyote Suit

The following is a very important announcement that will affect all people of earth.

A Message from the Future

Dreambow Entertainment Home Video presents "Cool Dad" and other fun fantasy-comedies for the whole family coming soon to videocassette!

Cool Dad - Official Trailer

Dayworld explores the complex relationship between best friends Day and Dole; after Day's comedy video of Dole unexpectedly goes viral, the friends are forced to quickly learn about themselves and each other.

Dayworld

Tips and tricks on how to beat the alien queen boss battle in "Final Deployment 4" (Multi-platform) as well as the "Homecoming" DLC.

Final Deployment 4: Queen Battle Walkthrough

A carrot takes a dark and surprising journey as it makes its way from a country farm to an upscale restaurant. Food this fresh comes at a cost.

Food: The Source of Life

When you thought nothing could get worse now Lorelei Ramirez makes everything perverted.

Pervert Everything

Want to become hotter? Sarah Squirm presents a revolutionary new cosmetic procedure that will leave you breathless, and ga-ga-ga-gorgeous!

Flayaway

A video exploring the existential meaning of panties in modern life. It'll make people be more gentle with their panties the next time they wash it.

When Panties Fly

A Silicon Valley mega-corporation beta tests its first genetically engineered employee.

Piggy

After two hip young tenants fail to pay their rent 12 months in a row, Skeleton pays them a visit and quickly realizes his need to appear cool vastly outweighs his desire for rent money.

Skeleton Landlord

Ben goes down a late-night internet wormhole of bad advice and growing neuroses.

Wormholes

Tune in for the best workout of your life! Lead by world-renowned fitness and spinning instructor Tay Tay Mac, you’ll burn calories and have a blast in this intense and rewarding 11 minute stationary bike workout! Transformation and perspiration through SPINSPERATION!

11 Minute Whambam 90s Ride!

When the legendary interviewer Aaron Chen was 9, he stole a microphone and conducted his first on the street vox-pop. 2000 chinwags and 3000 chats later, the Wisdom School adult learning platform.

A Life In Questions: Wisdom School with Aaron Chen

A game show where Jo Firestone sets up a cookie tasting in a parking lot to try to make friends. Contestants must ultimately decide between a friendship and $50 cash.

Rate the Cookie

Action. In this latest installment of the blockbuster movie franchise, super agent Danny Ketchup must save the world from terrorists who have developed a Supergun with bullets the size of Washington, D.C. With Danielle Pepperjack, and Paran Thakur as Milton Horseradish.

Danny Ketchup

What starts as a simple yule log feed devolves into a surrealist nightmare, as a couple and a group of podcasters spend the night in a double-booked cabin that is secretly occupied by evil and murderous forces.

Adult Swim Yule Log

Zoe flees to another country after surviving previous horrors, but the murder log has travel plans of its own.

Adult Swim Yule Log 2: Branchin' Out

Infomercials is an umbrella title for independent, quarter-hour television comedy specials airing on Adult Swim. Unlike actual paid programming, all of the programs are fictitious and maintain no continuity with each other.

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