Bikini Space Planet Johnny is picked up by two aliens that he calls ""shiny mamas"" and taken back to their planet. Before they can start dating Johnny they need to give him a few painful tests. After the tests, they claim he is a perfect male specimen and crown him their king. After requesting the cable be fixed they see Braveheart and Mel Gibson and forget all about Johnny.

Johnny is Fatty Nuggets' 1,000,000th customer and wins a cruise. Johnny is not at all interested until he hears that women will be on the cruise. Unfortunately Johnny gets on the wrong boat. Captain Spleen is not impressed with Johnny's attempt to party with the rowing slaves. Watch the captain's shoulder for a changing assortment of animals including a flamingo and bucket of chicken.

Johnny runs out of Mr. Kevin's Triple Strength Hair Cement and finds out that they factory shut down and so there is none anywhere. He buys a bunch of other gels trying to find another one that will

Johnny receives a letter that had a bubble sheet to fill out to identity what career Johnny will be in. But when Johnny accidentally sends a picture of Suzy, the result was that Johnny should be a ballerina.

A demon is summon accidentally and receives help from Johnny to create evil in the world, by stepping on grass when there is a ""Keep Off The Grass"" signs and bringing an extra item through the express line at the grocery store.

Johnny and Carl get lost in the woods and Johnny falls in love with a native woman from there. Johnny would lie to stay but Carl rescues him.

Johnny doesn't listen to his Mama's advice and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.

Johnny meets his hero Squint Ringo (a Steven Seagal-look- alike) and performs the stuntman for his show.

A prince from a far kingdom is boring of being ruler and sees that Johnny looks exactly like him, so they switch places.

Johnny wants to make a special dinner for his mother and buys a lobster but it won't cooperate.

Johnny with a little help from Pops and Carl gets a job a fashion model so he can meet all the female fashion models but unfortunately gets exposed to poison ivy and is fired in the process.

To Helga And Back Our hero has sent away for a perfect woman but accidentally picks a Swedish woman named Helga, Johnny doesn't want her around so he takes her to a wrestling event to try and ruin their relationship, will it work?

Johnny sets up shop as a lifeguard to attract women.

A beureaucratic mix up gets Johnny thrown into a womens prison.

Johnny is mistakenly launched into space with a chimp

When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny's TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.

Fearing that his favourite beef jerky will go down with the dollar 3 store, Mr Bravo runs a telethon to raise up to 10,000 dollars to keep it in buisness!

After smashing Carl's newest computer, wrecking Mama's flowers and letting Suzy's balloon float away, Johnny wishes he was never born! Then Maurice the guardian angel shows Johnny what life would be like if he was never born in this superb parody of It's A Wonderful Life!

Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly while he was guarding Carl's science project. Now he is in the world where he lives with a human head and a fly's body while the fly has to live with the body of Johnny and has a head of a fly.

When Johnny loses his mother in a store, he is given away to a foster family in the arctic.

Pops believes he can take uncivilized Johnny Bravo and turn him into a gentleman to pass him off in high society within 7 days.

Johnny had to sell the family cow to pay for the dry cleaning bill. He trades the cow for two bottles of hair tonic instead, and when he spilled the tonic, a giant hair stalk grows and at the top lives a giant who is certain that Johnny is an action figure.

In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.

In an attempt to get a lunch date with a dog loving girl,Johnny adopts a pet emu which terrorizes everyone Johnny visits the South Seas, where a GIANT gorrila falls in love with him.

Johnny wins a free trip for two to Jerky Town and takes Pops. Johnny was going to be named successor of Jerky Town and Pops found out the secret ingredient in the jerky.