PHO IS LIFE AND JUST A DASH IS BROTH LETS SIP UP SOME LOVE! THIS WEEK AND THE FIRST JUST A DASH IS EVERYTHING YOU WISHED IT WOULD BE! YOURE WELCOME

THIS ONE IS FOR EVERY BLUENOSER! THE GREATEST OF ALL DONAIRS! THE GREATEST SAUCE OF ALL TIME AND SPACE WILL BE REVEALED TO THE ENTIRE WORLD AND MAYBE ITS NOT READY!

LARB IS THE GREATEST SALAD OF ALL TIME! PLEASE DO NOT FRY WET PIGS EARS IN YOUR HOME! I LOVE YOU AND GOOD LUCK!

ALRIGHT YOU FREAKS!!!! ITS WEDNESDAY AND ITS A NEW JUST A DASH!!!! THE PERFECT STEAK AND SALAD A MEAL OLD AS TIME LIKE THE WIND AND FALLING LEAVES TOGETHER FOREVER! I HOPE YOU LEARN HOW TO COOK STEAK AND DRESS A SALAD PERFECTLY!!!! REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE LIKE SHARE COMMENT AND TELL ALL YOUR BUDDIES!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL 🤗

THIS EPISODE OF JUST A DASH BRINGS ME BACK TO WORKING AT A FRENCH RESTAURANT AND MY LOVE FOR DUCK CONFIT AND MY LOVE FOR CHINESE CREPES AND LATE NIGHT RUNNING THROUGH CHINATOWN WITH CHEF RANG I LOVE COWBOY CONFIT A-LOT AND ANYONE CAN MAKE IT AND I LOVE THAT THIS DISH IS SO EASY TO MAKE AND THAT YOU GET TO WATCH ME FAIL AND COME BACK TO LIFE AND RISE LIKE THE CULINARY PHOENIX I AM AND IM ALWAYS FIGHTING FOR YOU TO LEARN AND CREATE GASTRONOMIC TREATS TO SHARE WITH THE LOVES OF YOUR LIFE

TODAY IS EVERYONES FAVOURITING WEDNESDAY ITS THE EVERY OTHER WEDNESDAY WHERE JUST A DASH COMES OUT!!!! WE ARE MAKING POZOLE VERDE DE POLLO AND ITS MAYBE MY BEST VIDEO IVE EVER MADE BUT I SAY THAT ABOUT EVERY VIDEO BUT THIS ONE IS SPECIAL AND WILL WARM YOU TO THE BONE! ALL OF THE PATIENCE YOU FREAKY DEAKY FREAKS ARE SHOWING BY HOLDING ON IS BEAUTY AND POWER AND I LOVE ALL YALL!!!!! LETS FUCKING GO

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM JUST A DASH CREW WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND COULDT SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT! IT MEANS THE WORLD TO US! AND THIS EPISODE IS PURE THOUGHT PROCESS WE REALLY BREAK DOWN AND GO DEEP ON LASAGNA! I HOPE YOUR WITH LOVED ONES AND MAYBE HAVE ENOUGH FOOD AND HOPEFULLY A PRESENT OR A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT TO HOLD ONTO AND KEEP YOU WARM! LETS MAKE A DEAL? IF THAT LAST LASAGNA VIDEO DID OR DIDNT GET YOU LAID THAN PLEASE NEVER TELL ME WHEN I MEET YOU IN PUBLIC CAUSE I DONT REALLY CARE AND I SAY STUPID STUFF ALL THE TIME OK?!? I STILL LOVE YOU AND ENJOY THE SHOW!

ITS THE FUCKING WEDNESDAY WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! SCUM? CHECK! COMPLETE MELTDOWN? CHECK! DO I PULL IT THE FUCK BACK TO ORBIT??? FUCKING YES MY DOGGY DOGS! WE ARE MAKING A BOILED DINNER TO END ALL BOILED DINNERS!!!! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BOILED SOUL THIS EPISODE IS BEAUTOFUL AND FULL EMOTIONS AND SHOULD HAVE WON 67 GOLDEN GLOBES! ONCE AGAIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOOD HOMIES AT APPLESTONE :)

I LOVE EVERY OTHER WEDNESDAYS SO MUCH YOU FREAKY DEAKY FREAKS YOU FREAKS!!!! JUST A DASH THIS WEEK IS LITERALLY MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE SO FAR AND I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT AND I JUST THINK IM MAKING CONTENT IN THE FOOD WORLD THAT IS PERFECT AND ON THIS EPISODE YOULL SEE HOW GREAT I AM AT MAKING A SHEPARDS PIE !!! THE GREATEST OF ALL PIES CAUSE IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A DOUGH THE DOUGH IS MASHED POTATOES AND THATS THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD SO HERE YOU GO ANOTHER HIT FROM THE JUST A DASH CREW PAVING THE WAY THROUGH UNCHARTERED WATERS OF THE CULINARY IDIOT OF ME! ENJOY ✌️🌞✌️ THANK YOU FOREVER APPLESTONE

WHO DOESN’T LOVE TO COOK LAMB NECK AND MAKE FLOUR TORTILLAS!???!? ITS THE EVERY OTHER WEDNESDAY AND THIS EPISODE OF JUST A DASH IS SO INSIGHTFUL INTO THE WORLD OF NECKS! THESE TACOS ARE SO FUCKING FIRE AND I KNOW MY TORTILLAS LOOK LIKE SHIT CAUSE IM JUST SOME DUMMY WHO MADE THESE FOR THE FIRST TIME TOO OK?!? HAHAHAH I LOVE ALL YALL SO MUCH!!!!! JUST A DASH FOREVER!!!!!!! ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND COOK FOR PEOPLE YOU LOVE!!!!

IN THIS PENULTIMATE EPISODE YOU WILL RECEIVE AN AWAKENING INTO THE WORLD AND MIND OF A MADMAN THROUGH THE EXPERIENCE OF THE GREATEST FOOD STYLIST EVER MICHELLE RABIN MY SOUL SISTER MY BETTER CULINARY HALF WE ARE THE BEST WORST CULINARY TEAM OF ALL TIME AND WE WERE BIRTHED FROM THE REAL DEPTHS OF THE INTERNET TO BRING YOU A COOKING SHOW THAT BRINGS YOU TRUTHS AND LOVE AND REAL DEAL COOKING! SHE WILL BE HEARD AND ITS WHAT WE ALL EXPECTED MICHELLE LOVES ME UNDYINGLY AND I LOVE HER I AM NOTHING WITH HER AND I AM NOTHING WITHOUT HER! THIS WEEK WE MAKE CHICKEN FRIED STEAKS LIKE THE PROS YOU KNOW WE ARE! JUST A DASH FOREVER AND JUST A DASH LOVES YOU! THANK YOU APPLESTONE MEATS FOR BELIEVING IN US!!!

TODAY IS THE DAY MY BEAUTIFUL FREAKS ITS THE SEASON FINALE OF JUST A DASH!!!!! WE DID IT!!! WE MADE A SHOW AND YOU GUYS MY FANS FOLLOWERS LIKERS WATCHERS SHARERS SUBBYS THUMBS UPS LIKED IT LOVED IT AND MAYBE EVEN SOME HATED IT AND THATS OK! I REALLY WANT TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME! I MADE THIS SHOW NOT KNOWING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND I MADE THIS SHOW WITH MY FRIENDS AND WE DID THE BEST WE COULD AND NOW WE GET TO MAKE A NEW SEASON AND MAKE IT BIGGER AND BETTER THAN THE FIRST AND I PROMISE ITLL BE EVEN BETTER BUT THIS SHOW IS THE BEST COOKING SHOW EVER MADE AND THATS BECAUSE WE MADE IT FOR YOU BY FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! THANK YOU TORT! THANK YOU MICHELLE! THANK YOU CAMERA BEN! THANK YOU FUCKIN SOUNDGUY! AND A HUGE THANK YOU TO JOSH AND EVERYONE APPLESTONE MEAT YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART FOR BELIEVING AND BEING MY FIRST EVER SPONSOR THANK YOU!

SEASON FUCKING TWO!!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I COOKED!!!! ITS ALL OVER!!!! JUST A DASH RETURNS WITH I THINK PARTY TRAY PIZZAS!!!!! LETS GO!!!!! THIS SEASON ALMOST DESTROYED US ALL!!!! MORE CHAOS LESS FOOD MORE MICHELLE MORE YELLING MORE MICHELLE ITS ALL ABOUT MICHELLE!!!!! SHE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR!!!!!

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS SLUDGE RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME, SLUDGE IS MY HIGHER POWER, SLUDGE IS MY NORTH STAR, SLUDGE IS IN MY BLOOD! I LOVE YOU SLUDGE! THIS WEEK ON JUST A DASH WE MAKE CINCINNATI CHILI ON SPAGHETTI WITH A VERY SPECIAL GUEST! STRAP IN FOR A SLUDGY HALLOWEEN!

WERE MAKING A MATHESON FAMILY CLASSIC OVER 375 YRS OF COOKING THE OLDEST MOST TRADITIONAL CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS FAMILY RECIPE LIKE ALWAYS NOT SURE 👀👀👀 JUST A DASH LETS FUCKING GOOOO

WE ARE IN COMPLETE CONTROL THIS IS A SERIOUS SHOW MADE BY INTELLECTUALS ABOUT FOOD BUT ACTUALLY WHOS HAIR IS BETTER?? BRAD YOU ARE A DREAMBOAT AND I LOVE MY BANGS IN THIS ONE! PERFECT ROASTED PORK WITH SWEET LARDONS AND CRISPY SKIN!!!

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN STARTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!! CHRISTMAS GOOSE SO GOOD RANG DOESNT EVEN WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!!! GOOSE FAT EQUALS LOVE EQUALS SEX!!!! KETCHUP AND SOY SAUCE IN GRAVY?!?!!? FESTIVE UMAMIIIIIII SANTA RANG SHOWS ME HIS FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE TIS THE FUCKING SEASON!!!! NEW EPISODE JUST A DASH OUT NOW!!! HO HO HO YOU FUCKING FREAKS ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE GO DOWN TO THE DIRT DOG BASEMENT AND LEAVE A COMMENT YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS BUY SOME MERCH PLEASE HAPPY HOLIDAYS

SICHUAAAAAAAN CHILI FISH BILLY FISH LET’S GOOOO ZANIACS!!!!!! SPICY SPICY NOSE TICKLING SICHUAN GOOD FOR TRISH THE SQUISH 7 MONTHS PREGNANT!!!!! FLAKY BEAUTIFUL COD PEA SHOOTS EXTRA SPICY SICHUAN FLAVOURRRRRR SHOUTOUT TO FLY BY JING SICHUAN MASTER!!!! SO GOOD MELT AN ICEBERG AND SAVE TITANIC BILLY ZANE IS MY NEW BFF MICHELLE DOESNT ZANE AND TELL SHE’S THE NEW BOSS OF JUST A DASH TWIST ENDING M NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS SHOOK!!!! NEW EPISODE OF JUST A DASH OUT NOW!!!!!

LIFE GETS HEAVY I HAVE FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS I RIDE THEM LIKE A WILD PACK OF STALLIONS SKIM THE SCUM ENJOY THE FAT SCRAP FLAVOUR OF FATTY BEEF CHEEK ENCHILADAS TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER LOVE EACH OTHER A LITTLE BIT MORE COOK FOR EACH OTHER!!!!! I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FOOD I HAVE THE BRAIN OF A CAT BUT I KNOW I LIKE COJITA CHEESE ON MY BEEF CHEEK ENCHILADAS!!!! FIRST JUST A DASH EPISODE OF THE NEW YEAR OUT NOW!!!!

HOOWWWDDDYYYY ITS MAYOR MCGILLACUDDY ON JUST A BEEF JUST A DOODLE JUST A GARBY’S PRIME RIB BEEF N CHEDDAR COOL DOWN WITH SUM SARSAPARILLA AFTER A BIG DAY OF LASSOING AND RIDING PONIES AND DISLOCATE UR JAW FOR THIS SIXTY DOLLAR BEEF N CHEDDAR?!?!? MIX UP CHEESE WEZ MUSTARD N MILK?!?!? GET UR COWBOY HATS AND FEDORAS ON WE’RE FLY WRANGLIN ON JUST A DASH!!!! NEW EPISODE OUT NOW WATCH LIKE COMMENT ON MY BEEF COOKING SUBSCRIBE YEEEHAWWWWW!!!!! I NEED A LOZENGE!!!!

IM CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY WITH MY BEST MOST LOVED FRIEND CHEF RANG WITH THE BEST MOST LOVED BUFFALO CHICKEN FINGER SUB!!!! RANG THINKS CHICKEN FINGERS ARE FOR LOSERS BUT THEYRE FOR BIG DOGS TOO THEY DONT PROTECT FROM MURDER HORNETS OR THE DISRESPECT FROM VAPE SMOKING CAMERA B BUT THIS SUB IS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!! JUST A DASH NEW EPISODE WATCH IT LIKE IT SUBSCRIBE AND THEN WATCH TAG AND CRY HAPPY TEARS ABOUT TRUE FRIENDSHIP AND NOT SNAKES LIKE CAMERA B!!!!!!

SOMETIMES U WIN SOMETIMES U LOSE BUT ON JUST A DASH U ALWAYS WIN!!!! WE'RE GOING VEGAN?!?!?! OLD PITA NEW PITA STRAY PITA IN THE KITCHEN GOTTA FIND IT BEFORE TRISHIE GETS MAD WHAT EVEN IS MICHELLES JOB???? GOT A COUPLA GARLICS FRIED LIL FALAFELS NO CLEAN TOWELS MICHELLES A CHESS CHAMPION WE R INTERPRETING DREAMS!!!! LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE CHECKMATE TROLL ME!!!

IS THIS THE END OF JUST A DASH?!?! IM ALL DRESSED UP FOR WHAT? FOR MY CREW TO TELL ME I LOOK LIKE DANNY DEVITO AS THE PENGUIN!!! IM JUST TRYING TO SHOW SOME FRENCH CLASSIQUE TECHNIQUE AND MAKE BEAUTIFUL CONSOMME SKIM THE ULTIMATE SCUM RIDE THE MEAT RAFT LIFE RAFT I NEED A FUCKIN MINUTE!!!! I FALL BUT I RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE WATCH THE NEW EP OF JUST A DASH WATCH ME CRUMBLE

SEASON FINALE?!?! THE GREATEST CULINARY SHOW EVER I'D LIKE TO THANK THE CREW THE FANS THE TROLLS SOUND GUY MOUTH FEDORAS CAMERA B MURDER HORNETS THANK U TORT THANK GOD THANK SLUDGE MICHELLLLLEEEEEEE JUST A DASH FOREVER WE R GONNA WIN AN EGOT SEE U NEXT SEASON I LOVE U!!!