It's on! Sharon has a boyfriend and pash rash 24/7. Kim and Brett's marital issues come to a head whilst shopping in IKEA. Kath has the inkstinks for floral designs.

Kim Craig nee Day's marriage is still up the proverbial and newlywed Kath Day-Knight's libido has gone awol. They both look deep inside their chasms and think outside the box with some very positive results.

Kath and Kel's new eating plan is leaving them totally shagged but not in the way they would like. Unlucky in love Sharon decides to take positive steps to improve her vavavavoom. Meanwhile Kim is helping Brett on his career projectory.

Kim doesn't give a fat rats that Tina isn't coming to the baby shower as long as she drops off a present. Kath's head is screwed on backwards when Kel's mate Sandy Freckle arrives.

Brett's got to be at Computacity Maribynong for the grand opening and misses Kim's labour. Kim gets a rude shock and everyone's past catches up with them.

Although Kel is getting right up Kath's goat - literally - they find they still have some marital niggles to iron out. Brett has finally popped the ""R"" word and Kim's head is filled with nothing but silly putty.

Look out peoples! Kimmy is bored. Brett is working forty eight hours straight, Sharon has a new best friend and Kath is in the roof looking for her vanity. Will Kimmy succumb and go to the stupid school reunion? If so what will she wear?

Kath and Kel are rattling around in that big house and Kath thinks Kel has genes to die for. Kim becomes gropable when Brett won't talk about his privates. Sharon has a calling.