It's Spenny's turn to pick a competition but Kenny has his own ideas of how things will progress. In this very rare behind-the-scenes episode, Kenny's megalomania materializes in the form of a Roman Emperor, while Spenny just wants to get on with it and do a simple sports competition.

Judged by a professional porn producer, the guys compete to see who can make a better porno movie. Spenny decides to recreate an unfulfilled teenage fantasy, while Kenny decides to star in his own production, producing the first sketch comedy porno ever made.

Kenny and Spenny go back to one of their oldest childhood competitions and decide to race rodents. Will Kenny's rat-like tendencies help him win, or will Spenny's disciplined coaching lead his rat to victory?

Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous as possible, while Spenny hopelessly learns to tap dance.

The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not try this at home!

Get your bagels, lox and cream cheese as Kenny and Spenny compete to see who the better Jew is. Kenny, who speaks Hebrew, thinks the competition will be a kosher cake-walk as Spenny, who was raised in a secular home, uses an orthodox rabbi to cram his Jewishness and make up for lost time.

The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into the most convincing woman: Will it be Kendra, the slutty party girl, or Spennita, the career woman, who wants it all.

The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan routine obsolete and puts Spenny’s stripping nerd character on the brink.

Kenny and Spenny each go on a date with the same gay man, who will decide whom he likes better. Spenny decides that he will do anything to win, while Kenny does everything in his power to make Spenny look like a scumbag.

The boys enter the wacky world of professional wrestling as each is paired with a professional wrestler and must design a match to be judged. Spenny, a life-long wrestling fanatic, lives out his fantasy learning all his favorite wrestling moves, while Kenny creates a wrestling persona that makes George the Animal Steele look well-adjusted.

Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life and limb and learn more than they ever wanted to know about cow dung.

The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con the judges by conducting a full children’s choir as they perform perhaps the cheesiest song ever written.

Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he’s ever suffered.

Just in time for your Christmas caroling, the first one to stop singing loses in this surprisingly grueling competition. Kenny explores various musical genres while creating a fictitious and hideously slanderous version of Spenny's family tree. Spenny decides to get motivated by singing for charity, trying to raise money to buy a piano for a community center.

Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.

The guys each make a series of videos and must choose one to put online. The most popular video wins. Kenny, the more Internet savvy of the two, makes an eclectic series of shocking videos dealing with: 9/11, terrorists, pranks, and celebrity spoofs. Spenny, who thinks viral videos are generally idiotic, disregards his personal opinion and does everything in his power to defeat Kenny including consuming excrement

This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?

Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?

Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl - the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the competition has started. Kenny pulls out all the stops for this critically important competition.

The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.

Spenny, who doesn't know much about rap, uses the opportunity to put out an educational message through his music. Kenny uses Spenny's ignorance of rap music against him, rapping his way to the final showdown.

Kenny and Spenny decide to have an arm wrestling competition. Terrified that Kenny will tamper with him, Spenny hires a security force and a trainer, while Kenny unveils his most unpredictable plot to date.

In this Competition the Boys have to try to get as much fun with the twins as possible. Will Kenny cheat once again or will he just show us what a ladiesman he truly is?

The boys compete in order to determine who can get further sexually with the other guy's mom. Spenny resorts to various methods of seduction and groping, while Kenny wines and dines Spenny's mom.

The boys hit the theater and attempt to see who can produce the better play.