The dog bites nine out of ten times.

That cow needs to be serviced, but isn't willing.

How do you start a famine in the Netherlands?

The blondes aren't sitting outside.

Screw or pay with money?

It's important not to have sex in the first week.

That smile will get you to the dentist quickly.

Ruud won't wake up his girlfriend for fifty euros.

Things are going to change at the fire department.

What do storks do after delivering the babies?

Ruud got laid this morning.

Esther gives away her clothes to starving people in poor countries.