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The series originally followed sisters Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian as they opened a second D-A-S-H location in Miami, Florida. From the third season onward, sister Kim Kardashian replaced Khloé.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 2 Episode 7 - Kourtney's Denial
    2.4/10(157 votes)

    #1 - Kourtney's Denial

    S2:E7

    Kim is in Miami to help Kourt out in Khloe's absence and is eager to do whatever it takes, even take care of Mason.

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  2. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 3 Episode 12 - Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part Two
    4.9/10(28 votes)

    #2 - Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part Two

    S3:E12

    The family becomes upset when they discover that Kim hired a private investigator to follow Scott but the mood later changes when Kim reveals her pregnancy to the family.

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  3. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 1 Episode 3 - Hangover Helpers
    5.0/10(33 votes)

    #3 - Hangover Helpers

    S1:E3

    Khloé holds auditions at the boutique to find a date for Kourtney; Kim visits and gets pressured into getting drunk.

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  4. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 1 Episode 6 - All Men Are Dogs
    5.0/10(33 votes)

    #4 - All Men Are Dogs

    S1:E6

    D-A-S-H employee Carrie's modeling career is saved by Kourtney and Khloe studies the Spanish language to utilize it at the boutique.

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  5. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 1 Episode 7 - Land of the Lost
    5.0/10(40 votes)

    #5 - Land of the Lost

    S1:E7

    In an attempt to go to Tampa for an appearance the girls get lost and stuck in the Everglades. Meanwhile Kourtney realizes she could be pregnant.

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  6. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 3 Episode 10 - See Ya Later, Alligator
    5.2/10(34 votes)

    #6 - See Ya Later, Alligator

    S3:E10

    Scott goes to Florida to hunt for alligators; Kim spends her savings; Kourtney reveals her post baby body.

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  7. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 2 Episode 1 - Back in Miami
    5.4/10(42 votes)

    #7 - Back in Miami

    S2:E1

    Khloe postpones her trip to Miami and shows up late, prompting Kourtney to attack Khloe for being a lousy sister and business partner.

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  8. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 3 Episode 4 - Dragon Me Down
    5.4/10(32 votes)

    #8 - Dragon Me Down

    S3:E4

    Kim invites her entire family to Miami to compete in a dragon-boat race. At the same time, Kourtney suspects her sister-in-law is pregnant, while Scott has trouble dealing with Bruce's competitive nature.

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  9. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 1 Episode 2 - Sex, Drugs and Consequences
    5.5/10(36 votes)

    #9 - Sex, Drugs and Consequences

    S1:E2

    Khloé's job is threatened when she pulls out drugs on her radio show while Kourt accepts the affections of a lesbian.

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  10. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 1 Episode 4 - Kourt Gone Wild
    5.5/10(33 votes)

    #10 - Kourt Gone Wild

    S1:E4

    Kourtney goes on a boy crazy binge to forget about Scott; Khloe raises money for Save Dade organization by hosting a transsexual 'Khloe Kardashian Look-a-Like'' contest.

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  11. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 1 Episode 8 - Executive Decisions
    5.5/10(38 votes)

    #11 - Executive Decisions

    S1:E8

    After Kourtney discovers she is pregnant; she battles with the idea of becoming a mother.

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  12. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 2 Episode 6 - Sisterly Love
    5.5/10(39 votes)

    #12 - Sisterly Love

    S2:E6

    With Khloe gone, Kim tries to fill the void and reconnect with Kourtney. One of the Dash employees has an STD scare.

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  13. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 1 Episode 5 - Seems Like Old Times
    5.7/10(36 votes)

    #13 - Seems Like Old Times

    S1:E5

    Kourtney's ex-boyfriend Scott makes a surprise visit which gives her a new decisions to make; A D-A-S-H employee may be fired.

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  14. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 3 Episode 5 - 2 Klose 4 Komfort
    5.7/10(30 votes)

    #14 - 2 Klose 4 Komfort

    S3:E5

    Kourtney would like to move out of the hotel and into a house, but she and Kim have difficulty finding the time to search for a new residence. At the same time, Scott acts overly friendly with Khloé; and the sisters help Rob cope with a bad breakup.

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  15. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 3 Episode 7 - We'll Always Have Paris
    5.7/10(29 votes)

    #15 - We'll Always Have Paris

    S3:E7

    Kim attempts to fix Simon and Jonathan's friendship. Kourtney tries to reignite her and Scott's relationship but goes unnoticed.

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  16. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 3 Episode 9 - Lord Disick in the House
    5.7/10(29 votes)

    #16 - Lord Disick in the House

    S3:E9

    Kim and Kourtney get competitive during a trip to London; Scott decides to introduce Lord Disick to Miami; and Khloé experiences stress while hosting "The X Factor.

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  17. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 3 Episode 8 - Miami VICEs
    5.8/10(33 votes)

    #17 - Miami VICEs

    S3:E8

    Kim gets to work with a private detective, while Scott is forced to wear a new fashion accessory because of his eye problems. Elsewhere, Kourtney is desperate to get back in shape.

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  18. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 3 Episode 2 - Secrets
    5.9/10(31 votes)

    #18 - Secrets

    S3:E2

    Kim fertility is comparable to a fifty-year old and she begins to take her frustrations out on Kourtney; Meanwhile, Scott plans to race cars with his newly found best friend, much to Kourtney's dismay.

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  19. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 3 Episode 11 - Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part One
    5.9/10(30 votes)

    #19 - Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part One

    S3:E11

    When Scott comes back from a Vegas trip, Kim suspects that Scott is up to no good and hires a private detective to follow him. Going against Khloe’s advice, she digs through his phone bill, puts a tracker on his car–and even tails him around town! Meanwhile, Kourtney learns that Khloe’s infertility issues are worse than she thought and wonders if she should offer to be a surrogate.

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  20. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 2 Episode 4 - Jealousy Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
    6.0/10(36 votes)

    #20 - Jealousy Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

    S2:E4

    Kourt uses her old Miami flame, Jackie, to make Scott jealous. Khloe becomes annoyed with Rob and Lamar?s close relationship.

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  21. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 2 Episode 5 - Picture Perfect
    6.0/10(39 votes)

    #21 - Picture Perfect

    S2:E5

    Kourtney works hard to look good for a post-baby photo shoot, the stress of which causes she and Khloe to get into a fight that could change their relationship forever.

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  22. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 2 Episode 9 - It's My Life
    6.0/10(37 votes)

    #22 - It's My Life

    S2:E9

    When Kris comes to visit, she feels it is mother's duty to tell Scott to stay away from Kourtney. Khloé learns that firing an employee is hard to do.

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  23. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 2 Episode 2 - Wax On Wax Off
    6.2/10(39 votes)

    #23 - Wax On Wax Off

    S2:E2

    When Kourtney's old friends come to visit she decides to go out to reclaim her old party self. When the reality of motherhood settles in, Kourt is reminded that times have changed.

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  24. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 2 Episode 3 - Scotts-o-phrenia
    6.2/10(37 votes)

    #24 - Scotts-o-phrenia

    S2:E3

    Khloe takes her playful innuendos about Scott being a sociopath too far.

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  25. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami Season 3 Episode 6 - Bitch Slapped
    6.2/10(39 votes)

    #25 - Bitch Slapped

    S3:E6

    Jonathan takes Kim's side during an argument with Kourtney, which sets the older sister off. Meanwhile, Kim learns she has a life-changing allergy; and Khloé finds herself in a strange predicament because of her love of Cuban coffee.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Kourtney's Denial" is the worst rated episode of "Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami". It scored 2.4/10 based on 157 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/25/2010. This episode scored 2.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part Two".