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Elizabeth brings home a parrot. Elizabeth gets angry with Alvin for falling asleep while she's chatting. One of Alvin's bowling buddies comes by and interrupts their dinner.

Not for the Birds/Sleep Problem/Bowling

Three separate stories in the life of our two protagonists. In the first story, Alvin comes home from work and finds Elizabeth in a foul humor; in the second segment, Elizabeth and Alvin recall their hesitant first kiss; and in the third tale, Alvin becomes jealous when Elizabeth invites an old beau to dinner.

Bad Mood; First Kiss; Ex-Flame

Black Eye; Momma for Breakfast; Missing Receptionist

Stolen Car; Patio Gate; Mountain Cabin

Elizabeth gets ideas from a improvement magazine and "fixes" Alvin's chair. Elizabeth gives hypnosis a try and thinks she's turned Alvin into a lighthouse. Mr. Fuddy tries to show his films to Alvin and Elizabeth but everything goes wrong.

Cut Down Furniture; Hypnosis; Mister Fuddy's Home Movies

1. Alvin and Elizabeth have trouble working separate tasks in the same space.

2. Problems being late to a party.

3. Piano tuner visits, played by Frank De Vol.

Adding Figures; Cat Costume; Piano Tuner

Incident 1: Elizabeth wants Alvin to buy a new car.

Incident 2: Alvin struggles replacing a Fuse in the cellar

Incident 3: Alvin asks his boss Mr. Fuddy home for dinner.

Driving Lesson; Fuses in Cellar; Fuddy's Toupee

Lobster; Milkman Muddle; Sea Sick

In preparation for a visit from her mom Elizabeth turns the den into a bedroom with Alvin oblivious. Everything goes wrong when Alvin and Elizabeth bike into the country. Elizabeth recalls her early distaste for a busybody neighbor.

Mama's Visit; Bicycle Picnic; Nosey Neighborhood

Episode 14

Elizabeth need help from a man in fixing her husband's dinner. Elizabeth decorates the house in a jungle theme to distract from a problem. Alvin becomes flirtatious with friend Claudette Underhill while his wife is stuck with her dullard husband.

Moosie in the Kitchen; Jungle in the Living Room; Underhills for Dinner

1) The couple get into an argument that's more twist than shout. 2) Elizabeth gets deeply involved in shopping. 3) An open door for the tax man is used by a thief.

Towel Tussle; Shopping Switch; Tax Thief

1. Alvin is studying nursery rhymes to be prepared for the visit of Elizabeth's four year old niece. 2. Elizabeth is in distress when Alvin for the first time in their marriage is going away on a short business trip. 3. Alvin and Elizabeth is staying over the weekend in Moosie's cabin and Elizabeth won't go to bed because of spiders.

Nursery Rhymes; First Business Trip; Lake Allergies

In the first vignette, Elizabeth tries to convince Alvin to let her plant an oak tree in the middle of their patio; in the second, Alvin attempts to repair his malfunctioning television set by himself; in the third, Elizabeth and Alvin attempt to deal with a charmless carhop at a drive-in movie theater.

Oak Tree/TV Repair/Drive-In

Elizabeth does not take seriously Alvin's attempt to win a photo contest. Elizabeth's performance of domestic duties falls short. The effects of physical events for Alvin, Elizabeth and Mrs. Skinridge alter their ability to act normally.

Photographer; End of the Honeymoon; Numb, Deaf and Blind

Elizabeth schemes to go on Alvin's business trip; Alvin explains how the car engine works to Elizabeth; and Alvin's friend, Richard, is tasked with delivering a birdbath.

The Psychic; Car Repair for Dummies; Bird Bath

Over breakfast Elizabeth and Alvin decide to share each other's annoying habits. Later Elizabeth has trouble with curtains and Alvin makes things worse. Alvin's old buddy visits, treating Elizabeth with such courtesy Alvin ruins it by acting as usual.

Irritating Habits; Hanging Drapes; Bulldog Comes to Visit

Incident one, Elizabeth and Alvin read mystery books at night and every noise in the house scares them silly. In two, Alvin whittles a slingshot on the front porch while Elizabeth makes him jealous flirting with the neighbor across the street. In three, they take their car to Elmer's Garage to have the horn fixed, but Alvin falls under the mechanic's hypnotic spell.

Scared Silly; Neighborhood Slingshot; Elmer's Garage

1. Alvin prepares to sail on the schooner that he purchased with a friend. 2. The couple are among the first to purchase a TV during the early days of television. 3. A bumbling neighbor visits and they try to teach him how to play ping-pong.

Sailing; Television; Ping Pong

In preparation for a visit from her mom Elizabeth turns the den into a bedroom with Alvin oblivious. Everything goes wrong when Alvin and Elizabeth bike into the country. Elizabeth recalls her early distate for a busybody neighbor.

Mama's Birthday; Floor Varnishing; Singing Lesson

Elizabeth preaches calm when Alvin tries to catch the paperboy who throws the paper in the birdbath. Alvin thinks he can create a miracle lotion. Alvin and Elizabeth can't get rid of a boorish guest who's overstayed his welcome.

Paperboy/Alvin Experiment/Unwelcome Guest

Whistler's Father

Daylight Savings; the Hot Rock; the Present

Counterfeit Bill/Writing a Speech/Moosie on the Patio

Monopoly Game; Dinner Party; Contract Interrogation

Moosie Visits

Mama's Letter; Lodge Dinner; Richard Gets Fired

Elizabeth and Alvin argue over reading the newspaper; a flashback to the new house; a flat tire.

Sunday Paper; Wrong Number; Flat Tire

Elizabeth and Alvin are a married couple who live an ordinary suburban life, but inevitably managed to get into predicaments. At the end of most predicaments, Alvin, in variable degrees of frustration, would say, "I shall leave you now, Elizabeth" and would walk out of sight. The announcer would say, "Elizabeth, aren't you ashamed?" She would slowly nod, but then, with a slightly devilish grin, would vigorously shake her head to indicate she wasn't.

The Best Seasons of Life with Elizabeth

The Best Seasons of Life with Elizabeth

Season 1