Season 1
7.6/10437 votesBath of Beans
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/16/2003
Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.
Director: Steve Bendelack
Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams
7.6/10387 votesTallest Man
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/23/2003
Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.
Director: Steve Bendelack
Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams
7.5/10358 votesHard-Boiled Egg Eating
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/30/2003
Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters.
Director: Steve Bendelack
Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams
7.5/10329 votesMost Cigarettes in a Mouth
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/7/2003
Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.
Director: Steve Bendelack
Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams
7.6/10322 votesBiggest House of Cards
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/14/2003
Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale.
Director: Steve Bendelack
Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams
7.7/10311 votesSmallest Ant
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/21/2003
There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping.
Director: Steve Bendelack
Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams
7.7/10311 votesLargest Mince Pie
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/28/2003
Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
Director: Steve Bendelack
Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams
7.7/10314 votesMost People in a Mini
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/4/2003
Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school.
Director: Steve Bendelack
Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams