Season 1

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  7.6/10404 votes

  Bath of Beans

  Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/16/2003

  Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.

  Director: Steve Bendelack

  Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

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  7.6/10358 votes

  Tallest Man

  Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/23/2003

  Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.

  Director: Steve Bendelack

  Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

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  7.5/10329 votes

  Hard-Boiled Egg Eating

  Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/30/2003

  Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters. 

  Director: Steve Bendelack

  Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

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  7.5/10305 votes

  Most Cigarettes in a Mouth

  Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/7/2003

  Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.

  Director: Steve Bendelack

  Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

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  7.6/10301 votes

  Biggest House of Cards

  Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/14/2003

  Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale. 

  Director: Steve Bendelack

  Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

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  7.7/10288 votes

  Smallest Ant

  Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/21/2003

  There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping. 

  Director: Steve Bendelack

  Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

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  7.7/10290 votes

  Largest Mince Pie

  Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/28/2003

  Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD. 

  Director: Steve Bendelack

  Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

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  7.8/10291 votes

  Most People in a Mini

  Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/4/2003

  Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school.

  Director: Steve Bendelack

  Writer: Matt Lucas, David Walliams