Open: Displaced Kidneys Tank: Playboy Mansion Mrs. Campbell Goes to the Movies TRL: Emcee Escher The B.S. II The Kissing Game Bible Dude: Video Games Whitney and Bobby Return Close: Tank

Opening Credits Conflict Crazy as Hell: Alien vs. Predator Angela & Natalie Stalk the President Crazy as Hell: Benji Jello Shots Crazy as Hell: Vanity Fair Abercrombie Rumble Jeopardy The Amazing Presidential Race Part I Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za The Amazing Presidential Race Part II Close-Bobby

Extreme Makeover Deluxe Edition FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #1 Dot: Psychological Evaluation FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #2 Ms. Swan: Valentine Candy Frank & Ike at Super Bowl Media Day The Brightlings III Union Strike Close-FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #3

Open: Ashlee Simpson Performance The Duckling The Fantanas 7AM Condo Report 4: Hurricane MTV Diary: Delicious Morisette Post-Election Party I Love the '00s Abercrombie: Apple Sherry the Stripper Gatoraide Close-Frank's Impressions

TRL: Maroon 5 Anna Nicole Perfume (Channel 5) QVC Latin Hour How to Telephone a Girl The Right News Photo eBay Addict Party Girl Cragg Reality Show Encore: Cold Case (#918) Close-Anna Nicole

The Barbecue Bus Sprint Ringtones Coach Hines: Career Day Pimp My Bride Inside Looking Out III Big Lady, Mini Cooper Christie Brinkley's Ab Zapper Detroit Star Naming Institute Front Row Rappers Close-Bush Sprint Ringtone

Open-Stephnie Celebrity Quarters Sean the Floor Leader - Supply Cabinet Mini Pullover Aries & Ike at the Vibe Awards Drama Queen - Airplane Musical Funkenstein vs. Creature from the White Lagoon Courtroom Close- Bobby & Daniele's MADtv T-Shirts

Verb Alert System Infomercial Death to America (Al Jazeera TV) The Right Time to Make Love Film 7AM Condo Report: Mexican Flu Shots Lillian Verner Game Show 4 Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: John Kerry Cragg Breakfast Avril Lavigne performs ""Nobody's Home"" Close-Death to America

People's Court: Loves 'Em and Pile of Leaves 'Em Bae Sung: Auto Repair Shop Special Patrick: Newscast Ray's Grudge - A Blind Date with Terror Lavitra Inside Looking Out Marvin Tikvah: Private Swim Lessons Open Water Affairs The Hives perform ""Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones"" Close-Special Patrick Outtakes

Lost 7AM Condo Report: Oscar Edition Gambling-o-Holic Intervention Inside Looking Out II The B.S. Black History Minute Close-Survivor Audition

Celine Dion's Miracle Tour a les bebes Vehicular Verb Alert 24 with Bobby Lee Real Mofo Talk: Mother's Day CONSTABLES Funkenstein vs. Queen Nefertiti Cosby Show Reunion A Wedding Story: The Zizmors Close-Bobby

Snoop Dogg/Pharell video: ""Smokin' Too Much Pot"" Hallmark #1 Stuart: Moving On Hallmark #2 Lorraine Goes Bowling Hallmark #3 Lillian Verner Game Show 5 Houseguest Felicia Screwup News Close-Stuart Outtakes

Open: Make a Wish Handicap Helpers: Home Invasion Average Asian: Surprise Birthday Party Superstitious Knights: Regional Hamlet Champions Sean the Floor Leader: Sexual Harrassment Your New Neighbor MADtv Presents Frank Caliendo National Security Advisor Close-Aries & Cast

Open: Michael the Dog Trainer Sherry the Stripper: By the Pool Coah Hines: Basketball Game Marital Role Playing The Lillian Verner Game Show VI Inside the Actor's Studio: Artie Lange Favorite Primetime Parody Winner: The Sopranos (#624) Miss Teen USA Close: Lillian Verner Game Show Outtakes

Growing Up Gotti/Open - Stephnie Alien vs. Princess Diaries 2 vs. Snuggle Chili's Commercial Outtakes 1 Coach Hines: Funeral Chili's Commercial Outtakes 2 MADtv Presidential Debate (Parts 1 & 2) Chili's Commercial Outtakes 3 Bae Sung: Uh-Oh, Hot Dog! Trading Spouses Close - Ike

Open - Oprah Makes MADtv Wishes Come True FOX Election Update - John Madden TRL Rock the Vote The Letourneau Family Real Mofo Talk - Election Eve Special Ashlee Simpson Show Crazy as Hell - Open Water Premiere My Pet Goat: Bush vs. Kerry on 9/11 Christina Milian performs ""Whatever U Want"" Close-Ashlee Simpson Show

Madden Birdhouse The Phantom of the Oprah Handicap Helpers The Price Better Be Right... Lida & Melina: MTV Spring Break Reality Check: Ashlee Simpson Bae Sung: French Airways Desperate Housewives Close-Desperate Housewives

Dr. Phil: Good Parenting Jacko's Wacko Trial Rusty: Presidential Questions Forum Ike & Ron at American Idol Final 12 Party Tank at a Night Club Stand Up Routine Peggy Partain the Roller Skating Champ The Forty Million Dollar Baby Close-Rusty

Open- Mike, Aries, & Will Average Asian: Party Britney Spears video ""My Predicament"" Kobe Thunder Shoes Kenny Rogers Reality Show Stuart: Vacuum Salesman Superstitious Knights: Jinx II (Wedding) Marilyn Manson performs ""Personal Jesus"" Close-Bobby & Professor Gigglepepper

Fantanas 2: New Holiday Flavors Celebrity Quarters 2: Holiday Edition Abercrombie: All-White Holiday Shaq and the Former Lakers Cartoon Gap Commercial Ike and Aries at the 2004 Billboard Awards Real **********ing Talk: Holiday Show Holly and the Mistletoe Tappers Musical Performance by Nelly Close: Ike and Aries talking with Gloria Estefan

American Idol Music Video ""Since We Were On"" Bible Dude and Choir Boy: Teen Pop Dr. Kylie: Breast Implants Garnier vs. Pantene vs. Queen Helene Morbidly Obese Albert MADtv Sponsors Cool Brother Jake The Kim Jong-Il Show: Donald Trump The Donnas perform ""I Don't Wanna Know"" Close-Paul

Open: Aries, Jordan, & Keegan Bill Maher's Punk'd Dot: Little Miss Petite Princess Pageant The Wizard of Odd Norah Jones Party Real Mofo Talk: Thanksgiving Lean Mean Turkey Grillin' Machine Ja Rule performs ""Wonderful"" Close-Norah Jones Singing

Cops (Rufus Champagne II) Marvin Tikvah: Rehab Taco Hell II Old Man Stan Married Females Seek Fun Sexual Harrassment Accusations Steven Cragg Film ""Sex Video"" Encore: ""Bomb, Bomb, Bomb"" Music Video (#817) Close-Old Man Stan