7.1/1027 votes#1 - Episode #901
Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 9/13/2003
Music Video: 50 Cent, C.R.A.P. Welcome to Season 9 GAP Hag Fake TV (ABC) Marvin Tikvah & Hollywood Hopefuls California Recall Governors Debate 2003 #1 Rod Roddy: Divorce Lunch Date California Recall Governors Debate 2003 #2 Dot Hulk/Nick the Scientist Bible Dude: Illegal Music Downloading Music Performance: Mya performs ""My Love Is Like..Wo"" Show Close: Andy Dick argues with Michael McDonald
Director: N/A
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- 6.4/1034 votes
#2 - Episode #902
Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 9/20/2003
Kmart Joe Boxer Lorraine Goes To The Beach Shaq and the Super Lakers Dr. Kylie: Puberty Music Video: ""Prostitution"" Real **********ing Emmy Special Madonna Childrens Book 7am Condo Report The Fighting Temptations Premiere Encore: A Wedding Story (#804) Close: Red Carpet (Ike & Aries)
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.4/1051 votes
#3 - Episode #903
Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 9/27/2003
Olive Garden Boy Meets Goy Music Video: ""Consensual"" Sean the Freaky Floor Leader QVC Perry's Love Therapy MADtv at the Emmys Affleck Insurance Encore- Hooked on Phonics VG Close - Mo & Paul Red Carpet
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.9/1027 votes
#4 - Episode #904
Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 10/4/2003
Archie Tomlinson Oldsmobile E! Celebrities Uncensored Queer Eye For The Strange Guy The O'Reilly Factor: Gray Davis Snuggle the Fabric Softner Bear Goes On A Bloody Rampage Stuart Sees A Therapist Freddy vs. Jason vs. Snuggle Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Restaurant Mrs. Campbell: Emergency Room Ike and Josh Hitprov Musical Performance: Chingy ""Right Thurr"" Closing: Jack Nicholson
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.5/1062 votes
#5 - Episode #905
Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 11/1/2003
Average Asian Deux John Madden for Vagisil Angela's Funniest Home Video MTV's Direct Effect: 50 Cent Feline Feline & Hairball The Newlyweds Coldplay ""The Narcissist"" Music Video A Football Thing 7am Condo Report 2 The Powerslut Girls Matrix Revolutions Premiere Close: Bobby Outside of Studio
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: N/A
- 8.0/1035 votes
#6 - The 200th Episode
Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 11/8/2003
Hey Mad Video The Vancome Bachlorette Lady Season Six Clip: The Sopranos - Edited For Content Season Eight Clip: Oprah's Thinning Camera Kenny Roger's Punk'd Artie Lange Salute's MADtv Season One Clip: Terms of Imprisonment Stuart Goes Shoe Shopping Literally: MADtv Audience Season Three Clip: Funky Walker, Dirty Talker w/ Halle Berry Ms. Swan at the DMV Season Five Clip: The Wizard of Oz Lost Footage Dot: The Return of Karen Season Three Clip: I Love Lucy '98 Real Mother F****n Talk's 200th Episode Season Three Clip: CLOPS Pilsbury Doughboy Show Close w/ Aries
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.4/1036 votes
#7 - Episode #907
Season 9 Episode 7 - Aired 11/15/2003
Me Against Madonna Washington Journal Sean's Surprise Birthday Party Wheel of Fortune: Government Worker Week Werewolf 2: Bad Credit Trina's Costume Party Sleep Cell Cat In The Hat Premier Part 1 Cat In The Hat Premier Part 2
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.1/1028 votes
#8 - Episode #908
Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 11/22/2003
Everybody Loves Raymond's Lesbian Cousin TRL: Music Video: Emcee Esher Connie Chung Tonight: Paige By Paige Shaq And The Super Lakers Football Game Marriage Proposals Hollywood Squares: Stars Of UPN Geert The Dutch Boarder Feuding Family 2: Thanksgiving Dinner Kathy Griffin's D-List Celebrity Thanksgiving Special Closing: Feuding Family Food Fight
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.3/1030 votes
#9 - Episode #909
Season 9 Episode 9 - Aired 12/6/2003
The Today Show: Winter Concert Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Plane Ride Mexican Mariachi Band 60 Minutes Spishak Bug Zapper Special Patrick Special Olympics Saffron Johnson (Super Gay New Laker) Dr Phil: I Hear Voices Mo & Aries at the Vibe Awards Close: Vibe Awards
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.6/1025 votes
#10 - Episode #910
Season 9 Episode 10 - Aired 12/13/2003
Lords Of The Bling: The Return Of The Bling The Boys Of Abercrombie & Fitch Fake Sponsor: Hilton Hotels News Retractions The Lillian Verner Game Show OnStar Lorraine Makes A Baby Room Raucous Postal Workers Go Postal Connie Chung On E!: Kate Hudson's Baby Shower Access Hollywood: Smashmouth Close: LV Game Show Bloopers
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.1/1049 votes
#11 - Episode #911
Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 12/20/2003
An Elizabeth Smart Christmas Powerslut Girls Vs. Frosty Bowling For Christmas A Marvin Tikvah Christmas Feuding Family Christmas Happy Holidays from Woody Allen Renee Zellwegger's Holiday Wish The Babysitter Mutilator Suge Knight's Court Ordered Holiday Album Westside Connection Performs Happy Holidays from LL Cool J
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.9/1025 votes
#12 - Episode #912
Season 9 Episode 12 - Aired 1/10/2004
Neverland Ranch Music Video Text Messaging The Simpler Life OnStar: Britney Spears Flu Sex Snow White Audition Drama Queen: Dinner Theatre Missing Film Strip Encore: ""Dot On Oprah"" Closing: ""The Simpler Life""
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.6/1027 votes
#13 - Episode #913
Season 9 Episode 13 - Aired 1/17/2004
John Madden's Movie Minute Scare Tactics Dr. Kylie: Fertility Oscar and Sugar Shane Celebrity Survivor Celebrity Survivor: Tribal Council Football Coach Court TV's A Simple Life Encore: ""Angela: Racism"" Closing: ""Celebrity Survivor: Meg Ryan and Dr. Phil""
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: N/A
- 7.3/1023 votes
#14 - Episode #914
Season 9 Episode 14 - Aired 2/7/2004
Gabmore Girls expedia.com Fake Sponsors Mrs. Campbell: The Apprentice The Kim Jong-Il Show Stuart: Next Door Aries' Vocal Tips The Bride Of Funkenstein Chrysler Drive & Love Encore: Senator Debate (#804) Ruben Studdard Performs ""What Is Sexy"" Close: The Bride Of Funkenstein Outtakes
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.0/1027 votes
#15 - Episode #915
Season 9 Episode 15 - Aired 2/14/2004
Abercrombie And Fitch 2 Crazy As Hell News The Lillian Verner Game Show: Valentines The Disneyland Scandal Two And A Half Men The Bureau Of Porno Actors Registration Real M************ Talk: Black History Month Action News Phillip Morris Awareness Campaign One For The Road Close: The Lillian Verner Game Show Outtakes
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: N/A
- 6.8/1031 votes
#16 - Episode #916
Season 9 Episode 16 - Aired 2/21/2004
Sketches: Mike Tyson's Gettin' It All Back Tour The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Opening Monologue Star Jones: Payless Shoes The Price Is Right Circa 1974 The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Guests Bae Sung Master Translator 2: Movie Set (Anna Faris) Happy Trails Lorraine Static Electricity Sweater Co. Encore: ""Angela's Big Fat Canadian Cousin"" Close: Lorraine
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 5.6/1033 votes
#17 - Episode #917
Season 9 Episode 17 - Aired 2/28/2004
Sketches: Colgate Commercial Dot: Spelling Bee Rusty: Academy Awards American Political Idol (Bill O'Reilly) Family Feud: Cold Mountain Vs. Lord of the Rings (Rich Talarico) The Olsen Twins' Hip Hop Sock Hop Self-Incrimination Encore: ""Spishak: Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! '98"" Closing: American Political Idol: Clay Singing
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.2/1029 votes
#18 - Episode #918
Season 9 Episode 18 - Aired 3/13/2004
Trojan OvaMax Contraceptive Patch The Wayne Brady Show Gets Cancelled Cold Case Taco Hell Wedding Day Jay Walking Mania Pirate Party Productions A Farewell To Frasier Fake Sponsor: UCLA Body Donor Program Encore: Public School House Rocks!: Nouns (#717) Close: Cold Case
Director: Michael McDonald
Writer: N/A
- 7.4/1024 votes
#19 - Episode #919
Season 9 Episode 19 - Aired 3/20/2004
Over The Rainbow #1 Who Wants To Be A Super Duper Millionaire Over The Rainbow #2 It's A Small World: Revenge Of Satans Undead Dolls 7am Condo Report 3 Crossing The Hell Over ABC Schedule Bae Sung: Airport Gay Hulk 2: Me Out Of Closet Fake Sponsors The Kim Jong-Il Show: JC Chasez Encore: Kenny Rogers' Jackass (#623) The Rear View To The World-Wide Websters Dictionary Close: Crossing The Hell Over
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.4/1031 votes
#20 - Episode #920
Season 9 Episode 20 - Aired 4/10/2004
John Madden: Easter Money Dot: NOT a 24 Sketch Geert Gets A Job QVC Over 40 Hitprov-Romeo and Julie Encore: Ms. Campbell Fast Food Lawsuit Supermarket Superheros Sam Adams Time Travels
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.4/1028 votes
#21 - Episode #921
Season 9 Episode 21 - Aired 4/17/2004
Average Asian: Dating Movie Trailer (Kiss The Twisted Eye Of The Beholder Of The Ya-Ya Double Jeopardyhood) The Price Is Right: Circa 1986 Funkenstein Against Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde Bae Sung: Court Interpreter Encore: Oprah's Thinning Camera (#822) Restaurant Proposal Choppy The Janitor Close: Funkenstein Outtakes
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.7/1040 votes
#22 - Episode #922
Season 9 Episode 22 - Aired 5/1/2004
Angela: Heroes On Montel The Wizard of Oz: Realistic Ending Marvin Tikkvah: Chubby Chaser Love The OC Meets American Idol Losers Sean the Floor Leader: Bring Your Child To Work Day Food Network: Eggsellent Marathon Encore: Stuart Gets A Rival (#706) Closing: OC Outtakes
Director: N/A
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- 6.7/1033 votes
#23 - Episode #923
Season 9 Episode 23 - Aired 5/8/2004
Whoopi Goldberg for SlimFast Dr. Kylie: Chinese Bird Flu Coach Heinz Lillian Verner Game Show III: Mother's Day Helenzilla Choppy: Sexual Harassment Drunk POV Encore-Dot: Child Genius Dr. Kylie Outtakes
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.4/1026 votes
#24 - Episode #924
Season 9 Episode 24 - Aired 5/15/2004
What Can Brown Do For You? Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Prom Night Hollywood Squares: Desperate Gimmick Week Doggone Tired Of Them! Dominic The Giant At Work Shot In The Head Metaphorica Kappa Kappa Kappa - Sorority Row Makeover Encore: Loraine Goes to College Fox Action News Close: Brown/Squares Outtakes
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 8.1/1030 votes
#25 - Episode #925
Season 9 Episode 25 - Aired 5/22/2004
Baby Abercrombie Superstitious Knights: Jinx Letters To Lincoln Stuart: Poker Game Real **********ing Talk: Censored The Price is Right: Prehistoria Funkenstein vs. the Werewolf Hookers Close-Aries
Director: N/A
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MADtv is an American sketch comedy television series originally inspired by Mad magazine. The one-hour show aired Saturday nights on Fox.
Genre:Comedy
Season 9 Ratings Summary
"Episode #901" is the best rated episode of "MADtv" season 9. It scored 7.1/10 based on 27 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/13/2003. This episode is rated 0.7 points higher than the second-best, "Episode #902".