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The Worst Episodes of Married

Every episode of Married ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Married!

Married is a half hour comedy about being miserably in love. Russ and Lina Bowman can barely remember what life was like before kids, debt,...
Genres:ComedyDrama
Network:FX

Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "Married". It scored 6.9/10 based on 119 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 7/17/2014. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Shower".

  • Pilot
    6.9/10119 votes
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    #1 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 7/17/2014

    Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Shower
    7.0/1079 votes
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    #2 - The Shower

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 7/24/2014

    AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Old Date
    7.0/1056 votes
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    #3 - The Old Date

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 9/4/2014

    Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Uncool
    7.1/1060 votes
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    #4 - Uncool

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 8/7/2014

    An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Waffles & Pizza
    7.2/1057 votes
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    #5 - Waffles & Pizza

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 8/28/2014

    AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Halloween
    7.2/1057 votes
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    #6 - Halloween

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 9/11/2014

    Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Getaway
    7.4/1070 votes
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    #7 - The Getaway

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 7/31/2014

    Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Playdate
    7.4/1060 votes
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    #8 - The Playdate

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 8/14/2014

    Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Invisible Man
    7.4/1061 votes
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    #9 - Invisible Man

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 8/21/2014

    Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Family Day
    7.5/1056 votes
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    #10 - Family Day

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 9/18/2014

    When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Sandwich
    7.5/1040 votes
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    #11 - The Sandwich

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 7/30/2015

    Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Triggers
    7.5/1031 votes
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    #12 - Triggers

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 9/24/2015

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Guardians
    7.6/1034 votes
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    #13 - Guardians

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 9/10/2015

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Koreatown
    7.7/1034 votes
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    #14 - Koreatown

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 8/6/2015

    Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Murder!
    7.7/1034 votes
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    #15 - Murder!

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 8/20/2015

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Cruise
    7.8/1037 votes
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    #16 - The Cruise

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 8/27/2015

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Thanksgiving
    7.9/1054 votes
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    #17 - Thanksgiving

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 7/16/2015

    Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Aftershocks
    7.9/1042 votes
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    #18 - Aftershocks

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 7/23/2015

    Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pimps
    7.9/1035 votes
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    #19 - Pimps

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 8/13/2015

    Plans for a family vacation force Russ and Lina into some extreme behavior.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Waiter
    7.9/1036 votes
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    #20 - The Waiter

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 10/1/2015

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mother's Day
    8.1/1033 votes
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    #21 - Mother's Day

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 9/3/2015

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • 1997
    8.1/1033 votes
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    #22 - 1997

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 9/17/2015

    Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Gymnastics
    8.1/1038 votes
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    #23 - Gymnastics

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 10/1/2015

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    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A