In the premiere episode, Carlos enlists the help of fellow comic Peter Boyle to read his hate mail, and then he investigates racist road signs.

Carlos uncovers the world of ""Desperate Gardeners"" and destroys all of your useless, outdated technology with the help of ""mini-Gallagher.""

Carlos “Out the Beaner”, lays down the law with stupid people as “Judge Carlos”, and discovers the last white guy left in the barrio.

“Cultural Explorer” Carlos takes a look at West Hollywood’s gay community, and later reveals his new clothing line, “Sean Juan”.

Carlos' Supreme Court picks; ``Carlos the Dinosaur'' teaches kids about real life; ``Why Aren't You Working'' questions, where Carlos goes around the town and bugs people that don't have jobs.

Carlos and rapper Method Man tackle the ""N word''; Carlos reviews summer movie releases.

Carlos explores what women want in a man, with his special guest Gene Simmons. Carlos also redefines holidays, including Father's Day, Easter, Christmas/ Hannukah, and Thanksgiving.

Carlos hosts the first ""Dee Dee Dee"" Awards, and with the power of freedom of speech let's anyone say anything.

This episode starts out with Carlos giving some helpful advice about tattoos. Carlos learns to tyalk to animals. We have a segment of the ""Newlymets"". Carlos finishes off the episode with another great segment of ""Why the **** is this News?""

The Wetbacks face off against the Crackers in a Biker Build Off. Carlos goes on a rant about white people being too ""soft"" on their children. Carlos goes to a Renaissance fair. He ends this episode with a set of his ""Badass Back to School"" equipment, and we find out who won the Biker Build Off.

Carlos openly proclaims that the American goverment has not been too smart lately with everything that happened with hurricane Katrina. Next, Carlos compares how black and white people do the same things, but what they do are named differently. Carlos has a segment of ""Ask Whitey"", where Asian, black, and Mexican people ask White people questions. Finally, Mariachi Carlos sings songs to various people about how crazy what they're saying is.

High gas prices are a target this week as Carlos sets out to see what people will do to save money at the pump. Also featured is Carlos’s brother Joseph with his new DVD collection.

In this episode Carlos goes over the first season and picks out the “Best Of” moments. He gets a few visitors from pervious episodes.

Carlos is back for an all new season of Mind of Mencia! This week Carlos takes a look at all the stupid stuff that people did while he was gone. He reveals his big secret in "Wetback Mountain," and he gives a piece of his mind to people who are trying to hang onto their youth in "Act Your Age."

Carlos takes on Kanye West and his huge ego. Then he hits the streets to see if it's harder out there for women or men. He also introduces us to some lady dancers who are not only big on moves but big in a lot of other ways too.

Carlos discusses the hot topic of illegal immigration, hits the streets to investigate if people should hit their kids, and gives spring break tips like only Carlos can. Also, Peter Boyle pays Carlos a visit to help translate the real meaning of bumper stickers.

Carlos hits the street to find out what the race of the future will look like. He also helps people with their problems through the use of cool R&B slow jams as "Carlos Smoov

Carlos sends a special message to baby "Tom-kitten". Then he gives us his answer to The Soprano's with his own version of the show featuring a Hispanic crime family (with special guest star Cheech Marin!). He also whips a group of whiny, stupid people into shape as Drill Sergeant Carlos.

Carlos hits the streets to ask the question "Is Gay the New Black?," featuring special guest star Robin Williams. He also investigates what it would have been like if Jesus was married, in the first installment of "That's F*cking Historical

Carlos takes a look back with some of his favorite moments from the second season so far and explains how he came up with all this crazy stuff. Featuring clips from "Wetback Mountain," his Kanye West video, and "It's Hard out Here for a Ho" with Dave Attell.

Carlos takes us back in time and reveals the real reason the founding fathers signed the 1st Amendment. Also, Carlos introduces a new "music video" by the mega rich "Sheik Rapper." And Carlos shows his new line of workplace gadgets that help with the real problems of office politics.

Carlos treats a group of senior citizens to a sushi dinner to find out what they think about sex, politics, and immigration in "Dinner for 75 and Over." Also, Carlos takes a look at classic fairy tales and retells them with a Mencia spin

Carlos hits the street to ask people what America would be without immigrants. Then, the ghost of Johnny Cochran is back for another installment of "Judge Carlos

Carlos hits the streets to advise people how to make their dreams come true, and talks with Tony Hawk about how to realise his own skateboarding dreams. Also, we take a trip into the future to see what the news will be like in 2026.

Carlos makes his famous" DeeDeeDee" catch phrase into a music video. Also, Carlos hosts a wrestling tournament that pits religious icons against one another. Tune in to find out who will rule the earth in Carlos' "Royal Religious Rumble" with co-host WWE's The Edge.