A biracial boy has penis concerns, and an inner-city substitute teacher takes roll call.

A woman confronts her husband on his web surfing habits, a rapper grapples with his hyperactive hype man, and the villain of an epic musical can't get a word in.

Ray Parker Jr. has some new songs; a man can't stop saying "deez nuts"; Keegan has to call 911; a young man learns about Negrotown.

A young Barack Obama discovers how inspirational a party can be, and two hitmen get sidetracked.

The survivors of an alien invasion find out whom they can trust, a family comes to terms with a relative's gay wedding, a couple of racists express some surprising views, a drill sergeant sings an unconventional marching song, and a pop sensation answers questions from her fans.

Two old women battle with Satan, things go awry when a man goes mattress shopping, and dance club patrons are forced to face the truth about themselves.

A gangster participates in a drive-by; a mom writes a song for her son; two scam artists compete with each other; an “Undercover Boss” reveals himself; Big Boi runs into André 3000; two guys get into a car accident.

Key & Peele airs Wednesdays on Comedy Central. Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key attempt to say a forbidden word in regards to their women, Lil Wayne adjusts to life behind bars, and President Obama expresses how he really feels - with the help of his anger translator.

Noah really gets into his Halloween costume, and white zombies attack.

Homies learn how to pleasure a lady, and MVP Ozamataz Buckshank rocks a post-game interview.

Two black students compete for a cappella supremacy, Andre and Meegan go on their first date, and would-be terrorists get caught up in the food truck business.

Two friends get into an argument at a club; Meegan and André talk about their relationship; a rapper walks out of an interview; Conrad flies business select; Keegan has a new mustache.

Jordan and Keegan are masters of disguise in Nazi Germany, and two slaves are accused of bigotry.

Jordan and Keegan engage in an epic flicker match, and a flash mob goes terribly wrong.

Two friends encounter a racist dog in the park, the flamboyant players of the East/West Collegiate Bowl introduce themselves and a dubstep track derails moving day.

A guy learns how to buy drugs in public, and an executive tests a speech for political correctness.

A parole officer uses a puppet to connect with convicts, a man in a neck brace attempts to party down, a Nazi officer tells the story of the time he saw Hitler, and Levi goes steampunk.

A mobster seeking vengeance on someone who wronged him, a baseball player fighting an addiction to unwanted bodily contact, and Family Matters' Steve Urkel driving a man insane.

A detective puts himself in the mind of a perpetrator, a retro action hero infiltrates a villain's compound, and President Obama addresses the critics within his party.

An airline passenger has a standoff with a flight attendant, Shaboots and T-Ray deliver a lecture on women's periods, and a prayer group receives a visit from God.

Luther, President Obama's anger translator, reminds everyone who killed Osama bin Laden.

Luther informs Mitt Romney who won the election, and a non-stop party refuses to stop.

Two gang rivals get inside each other's heads, and a police officer hones his act.

Sketches include a vampire revealing himself, the thwarting of a serial killer, and a child getting his wish.

A group of terrorists decries the TSA, Carlito tries to prove he's the loco-est member of his gang, and Meegan has trouble finding her seat at a movie theater.