Two friends get into an argument at a club; Meegan and André talk about their relationship; a rapper walks out of an interview; Conrad flies business select; Keegan has a new mustache.

Ray Parker Jr. has some new songs; a man can't stop saying "deez nuts"; Keegan has to call 911; a young man learns about Negrotown.

Jordan and Keegan engage in an epic flicker match, and a flash mob goes terribly wrong.

A biracial boy has penis concerns, and an inner-city substitute teacher takes roll call.

Two old women battle with Satan, things go awry when a man goes mattress shopping, and dance club patrons are forced to face the truth about themselves.

Jordan and Keegan are masters of disguise in Nazi Germany, and two slaves are accused of bigotry.

Luther, President Obama's anger translator, reminds everyone who killed Osama bin Laden.

A young Barack Obama discovers how inspirational a party can be, and two hitmen get sidetracked.

Homies learn how to pleasure a lady, and MVP Ozamataz Buckshank rocks a post-game interview.

A hotel guest is blown away by the Continental breakfast, and a psycho's victims stay positive.

The survivors of an alien invasion find out whom they can trust, a family comes to terms with a relative's gay wedding, a couple of racists express some surprising views, a drill sergeant sings an unconventional marching song, and a pop sensation answers questions from her fans.

A parole officer uses a puppet to connect with convicts, a man in a neck brace attempts to party down, a Nazi officer tells the story of the time he saw Hitler, and Levi goes steampunk.

A concussed football player cheering his team on, a man accusing his wife of being unfaithful, and a restaurateur scaring away his customers.

Season 5 premiere sketches include a football team getting psyched up before a game; President Obama and Luther meeting Hillary Clinton; two men discussing potential threats on a flight; a band of pirates singing a chantey. Also: a trigger-happy cop.

Two black students compete for a cappella supremacy, Andre and Meegan go on their first date, and would-be terrorists get caught up in the food truck business.

A gospel group must practice without its coach, a group of warriors celebrate a beheading, a prisoner tries to trick his guard, a young man is confronted for only speaking in catchphrases.

A politician denies sending lewd photos; a detective interrogates a rapper; Cedric and Levi find lightning in a bottle; two Southern gentlemen compliment women; Jordan runs into an old friend; a cop takes things literally.

A gangster participates in a drive-by; a mom writes a song for her son; two scam artists compete with each other; an “Undercover Boss” reveals himself; Big Boi runs into André 3000; two guys get into a car accident.

A tickle game between two friends gets a little strange; brainstorming for "Gremlins 2"; a man deals with an unruly office janitor; two thugs suspect their friend snitched; Keegan and Jordan discuss Africa at a party.

Neil deGrasse Tyson relaxes at home; Keegan endures a job interview; a tailor has a gassy client; the valets discuss "Game of Thrones"; a new strategy for telemarketing.

Key & Peele airs Wednesdays on Comedy Central. Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key attempt to say a forbidden word in regards to their women, Lil Wayne adjusts to life behind bars, and President Obama expresses how he really feels - with the help of his anger translator.

Noah really gets into his Halloween costume, and white zombies attack.

Two friends encounter a racist dog in the park, the flamboyant players of the East/West Collegiate Bowl introduce themselves and a dubstep track derails moving day.

A woman confronts her husband on his web surfing habits, a rapper grapples with his hyperactive hype man, and the villain of an epic musical can't get a word in.

The Obamas get intimate, the founding fathers talk gun control, and Metta World Peace makes a wish.