A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head

Hepatitis and Lemon Zest

Figgy Pudding and the Rapture

Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide

Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage

Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica

Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt

Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate

Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale

Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint

Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse

Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling

Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony

Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz

Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin

Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car

Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike

Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne

Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous

Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari

Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain

Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation