Quaaludes and Crackerjack

Terrorists and Gingerbread

Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb

Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar

Sawdust and Brisket

A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince

Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention

Kreplach and a Tiny Tush

Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip

My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip

Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver

Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride

Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side

Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken

Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby

Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men

Caperberries and a Glass Eye

Beast Mode and Old People Kissing

A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle

Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake

Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy

Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden