Bad Hand and British Royalty

High-tops And Brown Jacket

Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop

Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers

Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare

Blow and a Free Mcmuffin

Xanax and a Baby Duck

Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie

Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn

A Safe Word and a Rib Eye

Good Karma and the Big Weird

Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness

A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm

Roast Chicken and a Funny Story

Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin

Martinis and a Sponge Bath

Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog

Tush Push and Some Radishes

Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute

A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold

A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral

Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet