Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us

Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper

Pop Pop and a Puma

Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking

Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird

Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche

Pork Butt and a Mall Walker

Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism

Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff

Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show

One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress

Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome

Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors

Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus

Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List

Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll

Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No

A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers

Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival

Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog