NaN/100 votesLoading...#1 - Daffy Dicks
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 7/24/1991
Private eyes Morton & Hayes are hired by a rich woman who suspects her husband is having an affair.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#2 - The Bride of Mummula
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 7/31/1991
The lads are stranded in a Bavarian village when they are invited to stay at a mad doctor's castle.
Director: N/A
Writer: Christopher Guest
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#3 - Society Saps
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 8/7/1991
Waiters Eddie and Chick are mistaken for society guests at a gala party and win the affection of the rich, homely hostesses.
Director: N/A
Writer: Christopher Guest
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#4 - Oafs Overboard
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 8/14/1991
Forced to walk the plant, stowaways Chick and Eddie wind up as human sacrifices on a mysterious island.
Director: N/A
Writer: Tom Gammill, Max Pross
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#5 - The Vase Shop
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 8/21/1991
The lads are inexplicably left in charge of an antique vase shop.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#6 - Home Buddies
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 8/28/1991
While their overbearing wives visit their mothers, Chick and Eddie win millions in a radio contest.
Director: Michael McKean
Writer: Tom Gammill, Max Pross
The Worst Episodes of Morton & Hayes
Every episode of Morton & Hayes ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Morton & Hayes!
Morton & Hayes was a short-lived comedy television series, shown Wednesday nights at 8:30 on CBS. Only six episodes were shown, from July 24 to...
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
Worst Episodes Summary
"Daffy Dicks" is the worst rated episode of "Morton & Hayes". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 7/24/1991. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Bride of Mummula".