Using Xavier Academy as its sample, an investigative reporting team sets out to determine the true value of the private school system. Through a series of interviews and recovered footage, however, the team instead exposes Xavier's deepest and darkest secret: Gerry Duncan.

Gerry gets a chance to coach the varsity basketball team; Trudy gives Lisa a controversial gift; Dwyer suffers a bad day.

After getting pulled into participating in the teacher auction, Gerry finds himself in a compromising situation that may or may not involve calves and oil.

The staff is in rough shape at the morning assembly; the new librarian is revealed.

Lisa, now married to Alex’s father and still reeling from her Xavier departure, sets out to punish the staff by running for the unopposed position of PTA president.

Gerry suspects Central High of cheating; Bobbi prepares for maternity leave.

Gerry has big weekend plans for a fantasy baseball draft when he's told he has to cover Saturday detention. In an effort to bury the hatchet and come to terms with Lisa's appointment as the new principal, Robert and Lisa have an impromptu heart to heart.

When Mr. D has only one opportunity to meet Paul Henderson and have his priceless Team Canada jersey signed, he won't let Xavier Academy's parent teacher night get in the way.

Gerry decides to "help" Bobbi with her girls' self defense class, but ends up feeling emasculated when it becomes obvious that she is able to physically dominate him.

Gerri has an encounter with a female police officer; Bobbi tries to end things with Robert; Simon believes he can protect Xavier using science.

Gerry meets an attractive woman at Barrel’s and drags Lisa with him to a teacher conference in Atlantic City to find her.

Gerry steps into the role of a lifetime and finds himself bitten by the acting bug and reveling in the new-found attention. Bobbi tries a new tactic in order to motivate her lethargic students and Nisha discovers a manipulative teaching technique.

Gerry is assigned an educational assistant, Marty, who quickly becomes a new source of irritation in the classroom

Gerry's least-favorite student becomes Principal for a Day; a harmless prank goes sour; Bobbi accidentally ruins a student's life.

Gerry wants to take Callaghan's daughter on a date; Bobbi leads a photo shoot for Xavier's campaign.

Francis visits the school which inspires Gerry in dealing with a student; Simon runs away; Trudy uncovers more of Malik's past.

Something very strange is happening at Xavier Academy. The day to day goings on of Gerry and the rest of the staff have been completely reversed.

Gerry hatches a new "get rich quick" scheme selling counterfeit One Direction merchandise when he finds out the band is in town. But making countless beaded bracelets at home is tedious work, and Gerry soon realizes he has a whole classroom full of potential unpaid labourers just waiting to be exploited.

When Gerry meets a DJ at the gym, he offers her a job at the school dance, but Robert has banned dances and won't budge on his position.

When Gerry finds out that Robert is trying to charm Xavier Academy's most generous philanthropist into continuing her support, Gerry decides he's going to show up Robert.

Gerry is forced to sub at a tough inner-city school after losing his job at Xavier Academy. Back at Xavier, the staff is worried that Robert is having a nervous breakdown because he didn't get the principal's job.

When he attempts to reign in a bratty student, Gerry is faced with the wrath of his notoriously overprotective and obnoxious mother. Upon realizing that she has fallen into the role of staff "punching bag," Bobbi attempts to transfer the title onto another staff member. Meanwhile, Ricki sells pencils to Robert and drives a hard bargain.

Gerry accompanies students on a leadership retreat to a nature centre where he meets the beautiful staff member, Jasmine. Lisa finds out that Trudy is running a morbid “death pool” gambling ring. And Simon and Frank’s innocent game of rugby spoons takes an ugly turn.

It's a new school year and Gerry has finally achieved his goal: full-time Phys Ed! But when he finds out how Bobbi's been teaching Phys Ed, Gerry's appalled.

Gerry learns the meaning of "Work-to-Rule" and is immediately in awe of this new and exciting concept. Meanwhile, Lisa attempts to set some much-needed boundaries between herself and her hormonally charged stepson, and Nisha inadvertently reveals a little too much to her students.