Joey's protest over Nicole's failing art grade turns into a date with the teacher, which doesn't earn Joey high marks.

When Nicole asks her more experienced girlfriend for kissing tips, Michael and Joey prepare for a fathers daughter talk by enrolling in a sexuality awareness seminar attended by a group of angry women over 30.

A visit from her rock and roll idol Malcolm O'Dell leaves Nicole star-struck until the musician loses his music making ability.

Joey and Michael anticipate their first Christmas with Nicole, but she's ignoring the holidays, her first without her mother.

Nicole wants the loft's racquetball championship called off after Michael's training regimen sends him to the hospital.

Michael pulls some strings to cheer up Nicole after her first modeling audition is unsuccessful.

Joey enlists Michael to coach him on the finer points of etiquette when he meets a debutante dream girl.

When a newspaper reporter writes an article criticizing Judge Wilbur, most specially, her decision to put Nicole with Joey and Michael, a television reporter decides to do feature on them by interviewing everyone involve and record Nicole with her two fathers and see who is right.

Corey tries to set his mom up with Klawicki.

With Nicole away for the weekend, Michael and Joey resume a 15 year old bet that one of them can get their high school "no" queen of all time to say "yes" to a date.

Nicole decides to drop out of an advanced English class - with best friend Shelby's encouragement, after overhearing Michael and Joey disdainfully discussing their "smart" boss, Karen.

After being burgalarized Joey and Michael create their own watch program so Nicole will safe. But it's Michael who's feeling apprehensive and leads to being trapped on the roof.

After Joey strikes out with a woman, Michael is a hit, but the victory is short-lived when the woman turns out to be Judge Wilbur's niece -- who's engaged.

Michael is racked with guilt when business continually forces him to break dates with Nicole.

Nicole's longing for a brother turns into a longing for equal time after the dads fulfill her request.

Cory receives advice on kissing from Nicole's dads and his older brother.

Nicole's best friend Shelby falls in love with... her dad?

Michael and Joey's parenting styles continue to clash so they decide submit to a DNA test. They agree that whoever is not the biological father will step aside. While waiting for the results they learn something more important.

Joey finally gets himself in the paper.. in the obituary section? Joey Marris's obituary, printed as Joey Harris, finally appears in the paper as dead; leaving art galleries calling to Joey for loads of money for his artwork, and pretending that he is dead.

Joey's old high school flame comes back to New York, and gets attracted to Michael.

Joey's lecture before Nicole's first date fails to cover what to do when the suitor fails to show up.

The two dads have dates on the same night, so they decide to let Nicole and her friends baby-sit themselves.

Joey feels picked on and Nicole feels deprived of her time with Cory when Michael's mother comes to visit.

Joey's rock-star friend thinks Joey is spending too much time under the influence---of Michael.

When Michael's estranged sister visits, Michael learns that Joey influenced her decision to leave her medical career.