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The Worst Episodes of My Two Dads

Every episode of My Two Dads ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of My Two Dads!

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter -...
Genre:Comedy
Network:NBC

Worst Episodes Summary

"Thanks for the Memories" is the worst rated episode of "My Two Dads". It scored 8/10 based on 47 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 11/22/1989. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "I'm Dreaming of a Holiday Episode".

  • Thanks for the Memories
    8.0/1047 votes
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    #1 - Thanks for the Memories

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/1989

    Joey and Michael are trapped in an elevator leading them to recall interesting moments of the last several years. Nicole, Margaret, and Shelby have trouble holding off eating dinner until the guys are freed.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • I'm Dreaming of a Holiday Episode
    8.0/1048 votes
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    #2 - I'm Dreaming of a Holiday Episode

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/1989

    It's the holidays, and Joey is dreaming of what holidays and life would be like if they were older; a lot older.

    Director: Michael Lembeck

    Writer: N/A

  • Kind of a Drag
    8.0/1046 votes
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    #3 - Kind of a Drag

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 4/16/1990

    Nicole learns she's not considered part of the in crowd and considers extreme measures to change her status. Joey's girlfriend won't accept their breakup so he makes up a new romance.

    Director: Florence Stanley

    Writer: N/A

  • Playing with Fire
    8.1/1059 votes
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    #4 - Playing with Fire

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/1989

    When a man whom the judge sent to prison sends her death threats, she's assigned someone to protect her--Bull Shannon from Night Court.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Courtship of Nicole's Fathers
    8.1/1055 votes
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    #5 - The Courtship of Nicole's Fathers

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 4/5/1989

    In order to distract her over protective dads, Nicole introduces them to a beautiful new neighbor.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Environ-mental Case
    8.1/1052 votes
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    #6 - Environ-mental Case

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 3/5/1990

    Joey gets thrown in jail for environmental protests, when Michael, .. and Judge Wilbur have to bail him out.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • The God of Love
    8.2/1054 votes
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    #7 - The God of Love

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/1989

    After Joey gets caught with a girl in the house, Nicole tells all of her friends, who now worships Joey like he is ""The God Of Love"" Is it more than Joey bargained for?

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: N/A

  • Say Goodnight, Gracie
    8.2/1050 votes
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    #8 - Say Goodnight, Gracie

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/1989

    Joey decides to be considerate and watch his girlfriends baby Gracie. It decides to be more then the two men can handle, as the baby ends up staying all night; distrupting Michael's work, and waking up dear Judge Wilbur in the process.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Joey Gets Pinned
    8.2/1049 votes
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    #9 - Joey Gets Pinned

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/29/1989

    Joey holds a bachelor party for a friend at his place. He ends up meeting a lady friend; a wrestler, and then ends up... marrying her? How will he get out of this one? You have to see it to believe it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • You Only Surprise the Ones You Love
    8.2/1047 votes
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    #10 - You Only Surprise the Ones You Love

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 4/2/1990

    When Judge Wilbur's going to be honored, Joey, Michael, and Nicole think that it would nice for some her friends and family were there. Only problem is that they don't know any of her friends and family and if she has any. So they do a little snooping around and find some of her things that were hidden and in it is a picture of her and someone named Louis and they thought he was a friend so they invite him. Only thing he came under the assumption that they told her that he was and when they meet, Judge Wilbur's not happy to see him. They (Joey, Michael, and Nicole) learn that he's her ex-husband. It seems that years ago she thought her career was more important, so they went their separate ways. They arrange for her and Louis to be alone together, and they make peace.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • When You Wish ...
    8.2/1049 votes
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    #11 - When You Wish ...

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 4/23/1990

    Nicole enters a Rock TV music channel contest in which Nicole wins and gets to go on a musical dream date of her choice... and her dads get to live out their own fantasies in the process. Michael playing the piano live in front of a national TV audience, and Joey playing basketball.. with Dr. J? Special Guest Stars ------------------- Dr. Julius Erving as himself Bobby Rydell as himself

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • Once a Son . . .
    8.3/1065 votes
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    #12 - Once a Son . . .

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/8/1987

    Joey agrees to join his father's plumbing business if he fails to make a sale at his one-man art show.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Story in Development
    8.3/1049 votes
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    #13 - Story in Development

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/1989

    Nicole becomes depressed as she wants to wishes to an adult. Her dads try to cheer her up and make her see the advantages of being a teenager.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Class
    8.3/1048 votes
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    #14 - Class

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 11/29/1989

    Joey learns about an opening for an art teacher but he lacks the college degree required. He returns to school but discovers his instructor is Mr. Kelcher who he clashed with in the past.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Power Struggle
    8.3/1047 votes
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    #15 - Power Struggle

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/1990

    Frustrated by how much time Nicole is spending with Zach -- and by the fact they seem to be invisible when the two are together -- Michael and Joey declare that she must date someone else for awhile.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bye Bye Baby
    8.3/1051 votes
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    #16 - Bye Bye Baby

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 1/21/1990

    Joey is stunned when he learns that his girlfriend Sarah, and her baby Gracie are both moving away to San Francisco.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Party, Sweet 16--See Appendix
    8.3/1046 votes
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    #17 - Party, Sweet 16--See Appendix

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 3/12/1990

    Nicole's sweet sixteen party gets cancelled due to... appendicitis?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • See You in September?
    8.3/1054 votes
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    #18 - See You in September?

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 4/30/1990

    In the series grand finale, Joey's girlfriend Sarah wants to get married.. with another guy. Joey stops the wedding and gets back together with Sarah, and is faced with a tough choice. Move to San Francisco, or stay with Nicole in New York.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: N/A

  • Pilot
    8.4/1091 votes
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    #19 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/1987

    In the pilot, two buddies who were once in love with the same woman reunite at the reading of the woman's will, where they learn that one of them -- but not which one -- fathered her 12-year-old daughter and that both are to share custody of the girl.

    Director: John Tracy

    Writer: N/A

  • Soho's by You
    8.4/1071 votes
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    #20 - Soho's by You

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/1987

    Michael insists the family move to his uptown apartment, which has no playmates for Nicole and no life as Joey knows it.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Crime and Punishment
    8.4/1068 votes
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    #21 - Crime and Punishment

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/1987

    Nicole goes to the movies with a friend---and ends up in New Jersey.

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Friends and Lovers
    8.4/1067 votes
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    #22 - Friends and Lovers

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/25/1987

    Nicole fixes Michael up with a neighbor, which amuses him then confuses him as their pairing becomes more and more ""comfortable.""

    Director: Peter Baldwin

    Writer: N/A

  • Blast from the Past
    8.4/1054 votes
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    #23 - Blast from the Past

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/1989

    Zach, a boy whom Nicole knew moves to New York and comes to see her. And Cory is not comfortable with her being with him.

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: N/A

  • Dirty Dating
    8.4/1055 votes
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    #24 - Dirty Dating

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/1989

    Nicole rebels when Joey ignores her objections to his dating a hot but condescending woman. Her revenge? She goes out with every fathers nightmare someone named Chopper.

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: N/A

  • Basket Case
    8.4/1054 votes
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    #25 - Basket Case

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 4/19/1989

    When Nicole fails to make the basketball team, Joey confronts her coach who turns out to be a very competitive woman both on and off the court.

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: N/A