Browse all episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000

In the theater, the crew watches astronauts go to the moon, sparking a battle between the lunar beings and Earth in "12 to the Moon" (1960).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Nuveena, the girl from the future, visits the SOL and tempts Mike and the bots into moving to the future with her.

This episode features the short "Design for Dreaming" (1956).

12 to the Moon

In the theater, the crew watches as a female dance troupe find themselves stranded on an island of killer spiders in "Horrors of Spider Island" (1960).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots manage to snag Mike in their very obvious giant web.

Horrors of Spider Island

In the theater, the crew watches as a group of Martians, eager for their own Christmas back on Mars, abduct Santa and two children in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" (1964).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots share essays about Christmas.

This episode features the song "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas."

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

In the theater, the crew watches as a lot of airplanes are refueled mid-flight during a young Air Force pilot's training in "The Starfighters" (1964).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus stages a gripping performance.

This episode features the song "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn."

The Starfighters

In the theater, the crew watches as a mad scientist exacts revenge by transforming himself into a catfish and going on a killing spree in "Blood Waters of Dr. Z" (1971).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots decide to go fishing.

Blood Waters of Dr. Z

In the theater, the crew watches as gangs in a dystopian future attempt to take back control of their city from an evil corporation in "City Limits" (1985).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots invent some new superheroes.

This episode features the song "Oh, Kim Cattrall!"

City Limits

In the theater, the crew watches as a group of college kids are trapped on a private island and hunted by a madman in "Bloodlust!" (1961).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow manages to ruin both a square-dancing session and a murder mystery dinner theater.

This episode features the short "Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm" (1960).

Bloodlust!

In the theater, the crew watches as Hercules journeys to Atlantis to rescue the King of Thebes in "Hercules and the Captive Women" (1961).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots engage in some good-natured brawling.

Hercules and the Captive Women

In the theater, the crew watches as cyborgs and tiny dinosaurs hunt down an escaped slave in a dystopian future in "Future War" (1997).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Tom Servo challenges Gypsy to a kickboxing match.

Future War

In the theater, the crew watches as a Texas sheriff heads to Malta to clumsily pursue a killer in "Final Justice" (1985).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Tom are cruel to poor Goosio, Friend to Maltese Children Everywhere.

Final Justice

In the theater, the crew watch on as three astronauts become stranded when their ship fails, in "Space Travelers" (1969).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow becomes an escape artist, Joel invents a machine that puts your face on cash, and the crew discusses the side effects of the space program.

Space Travelers

In the theater, the crew watches as an aging socialite lures young women to her mansion in an attempt to transplant her brain into one of their bodies in "The Atomic Brain" (1964).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots are unsettled by Mike's chin puppet demonstration.

This episode features the short "What About Juvenile Delinquency?" (1955).

The Atomic Brain

In the theater, the crew watches as a scientist becomes a monster and rampages a rural desert community in "The Beast of Yucca Flats" (1961).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow petitions for film anti-preservation so that bad movies can deteriorate rapidly like they deserve.

This episode features the shorts "Money Talks!" (1951) and "Progress Island U.S.A." (1972).

The Beast of Yucca Flats

In the theater, the crew watches as Gamera battles the knife-headed kaiju called Guiron, and attempts to rescue two abducted schoolboys in "Gamera vs Guiron" (1969).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow ruins Joel's big magic trick.

This episode features Joel and the bots' own version of the "Gamera" theme song, in English and in dubious Japanese.

Gamera vs. Guiron

In the theater, the crew watches as a mad scientist brings an executed convict back to life; the convict is now out for revenge in "Indestructible Man" (1956).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, a parade goes terribly wrong.

This episode features the short "Undersea Kingdom, Chapter Two: The Undersea City" (1936).

Indestructible Man

In the theater, the crew watches as a crash causes an astronaut to become an irradiated mutant creature, who then terrorizes a nearby town in "Monster a Go-Go" (1965).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Gypsy doesn't understand Crow and Servo, and Crow and Servo don't understand the Piña Colada song.

This episode features the short "Circus on Ice" (1954).

Monster a Go-Go

In the theater, the crew watches as a secret agent investigates a Venezuelan crime organization manufacturing a mind-altering chewing gum in "Secret Agent Super Dragon" (1966).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots do a read-through of Crow's wholesome screenplay, "The Spy Who Hugged Me."

This episode features the "Secret Agent Super Dragon Theme Song."

Secret Agent Super Dragon

In the theater, the crew watches as a group of obnoxious teens take over a town after ingesting a growth formula, in "Village of the Giants" (1965).

Meanwhile, in Deep 13, Dr. Clayton Forrester is preparing to replace TV's Frank with Torgo.

This episode features the song "The Greatest Frank of All."

Village of the Giants

In the theater, the crew watches as a blob-like creature terrorizes a quiet town in "The Creeping Terror" (1964).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike refuses to salute the flag Crow has designed.

The Creeping Terror

In the theater, the crew watches as a hypnotist sends a woman from the present back into the distant past in "The Undead" (1957).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo's invitation to join the Observers doesn't go well.

The Undead

In the theater, the crew witnesses a group of delinquent teens commit one crime, not a wave of them, in "Teen-Age Crime Wave" (1955).

Meanwhile on the SOL, the crew tries to escape, and the SOL opens a deli with sandwiches named after movies.

Teen-Age Crime Wave

In the theater, the crew watches as a secret agent in Hawaii goes undercover to keep an extinction-causing chemical from falling into enemy hands, in "Code Name: Diamond Head" (1977).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Magic Voice answers the bots' "What if?" questions.

This episode features the short "A Day at the Fair" (1947).

Code Name: Diamond Head

In the theater, the crew watches as an airport manager winds up a pert of a scheme to rob a shipment of cash from a plane. On the SOL, Mike moderates a debate between Servo and Crow, Jan in the Pan is thrilled with Mike's Urkel imitation, so are the Mads, Pitch, and Santa Claus, and Torgo ruins everyone's good time about Mike's Urkel.

San Francisco International

In the theater, the crew watches as mutant leeches capture and drink the blood of people in a small Florida town in "Attack of the Giant Leeches" (1959).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots compare the movie to their own bizarre dreams.

This episode features the short "Undersea Kingdom, Chapter One: Beneath the Ocean Floor" (1936) and the song "A Danger to Myself and Others."

Attack of the Giant Leeches

In the theater, the crew watches as Hercules and Jason search for the legendary Golden Fleece in "Hercules" (1958).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots get a visit from some Amazons via the Hexfield Viewscreen.

Hercules

In the theater, the crew watches as a troubled teen is accused of murder when a serial killer terrorizes a small town in "Teen-Age Strangler" (1964).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots fit Mike with a modified pair of glasses that make him act like the teenage star of the film.

This episode features the short "Is This Love?" (1957) and the song, "I'm a Janitor."

Teen-Age Strangler

In the theater, the crew watches as a squeaky-voiced Kathy Ireland attempts to rescue her imprisoned father from an underground Atlantis, in "Alien from L.A." (1988).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots play an emotion guessing game.

This episode features the song "My Wild Irish Ireland."

Alien from L.A.

In the theater, the crew watches as skydivers deal with the intense drama that comes with running a skydiving school in "The Skydivers" (1963).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, shop class turns out to be a total bust.

This episode features the short "Why Study the Industrial Arts?" (1956).

The Skydivers

In the theater, the crew watches as a cop tries to shut down a "smut-picture racket" that may be connected to a series of killings in "The Sinister Urge" (1960).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots must reluctantly figure out a way to save Dr. Forrester from being blown up by TV's Frank.

This episode features the short "Keeping Clean and Neat" (1956).

The Sinister Urge

In the theater, the crew watches as a disaffected teen with a cool van discovers an alien weapon in the desert and is driven to go on a killing spree in "Laserblast" (1978).

Meanwhile, in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester’s funding has been cut, so he’s cutting the satellite loose.

Laserblast

In the theater, the crew watches as a praying mantis is exposed to atomic radiation and attacks the North Pole in "The Deadly Mantis" (1957).

Meanwhile, on Earth, Pearl, Bobo, and Dr. Peanut accidentally (with help from Mike) detonate a bomb that destroys the planet. The crew holds a memorial service for Pearl only for her to call them and vow to hunt them down across space.

The Deadly Mantis

In the theater, the crew watches as hillbillies and scientists join forces to protect their town from a giant alien spider in "The Giant Spider Invasion" (1975).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots fight off an infestation of mind-controlling alien pods.

The Giant Spider Invasion

In the theater, the crew watches as mutant sea-creatures wreak havoc on local teens in "The Horror of Party Beach" (1964).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo irritates Mike with an updated to-the-second newspaper.

The Horror of Party Beach

In the theater, the crew watches as a German television production of Shakespeare's tragedy proves to be unbearably dull in "Hamlet" (1961).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots play "Alas, Poor Whom?" trying to guess the deceased person based on a single bone from their body.

Hamlet

In the theater, the crew watches as the inhabitants of a tiny island are terrorized by genetically altered, giant killer shrews (played by dogs in masks) in "Killer Shrews" (1959).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel has a bad reaction to his Killer Shrew drink, as does TV's Frank down in Deep 13.

The Killer Shrews

In the theater, the crew watches as Hercules attempts to free a city from a queen who's under the control of a moon-worshipping cult in "Hercules Against the Moon Men" (1964).

Meanwhile, in Deep 13, the Mads introduce the concept of 'Deep Hurting'.

This episode features the song "Pants!"

Hercules Against the Moon Men

In the theater, the crew watches as a prince attempts to save a princess from a sorcerer who wants to feed her to his dragon in "The Magic Sword" (1962).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel ruins the bots' medieval pageant with his insistence on historical accuracy.

This episode features the song "Ode to Estelle."

The Magic Sword

In the theater, the crew watches as a coffeehouse regular hires three bumbling crooks to help him rob an armored car in "The Rebel Set" (1959).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the Bots keep busy with writing workshops and acting lessons.

This episode features the short "Johnny at the Fair."

The Rebel Set

In the theater, the crew watches as Santa battles the demon Pitch for the soul of a little Mexican girl, Lupita, in "Santa Claus" (1959).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike is reunited with the Nelson family, but unfortunately not HIS Nelson family, via the Hexfield Viewfinder.

This episode features the songs "Whispering Christmas Warrior" and "Merry Christmas... If That's Okay."

Santa Claus

In the theater, the crew watches a women sent to a convent after being accused of killing a man. On the SOL, Crow hires the Power Steves for a party the crew is having, Servo scats in honor of Mel Torme, and the crew designs the woman of the future. In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester presents the Umbilicus, a giant cable connecting Deep 13 to the SOL. It connects directly to Gypsy, who is not pleased.

Girls Town

In the theater, the crew watches an astronaut return from a mission and begin to melt while going on a bizarre killing spree in "The Incredible Melting Man" (1977).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow's screenplay is being made into a movie by Pearl and Dr. Forrester.

The Incredible Melting Man

Mike, Servo, and Gypsy return to the SOL to find the year is now 2525, Crow has been there alone for a VERY long time, and the earth is being ruled by apes. Following orders from their Lawgiver, the apes force the crew to watch a mutant fish-man escape from captivity at a Florida aquarium in "Revenge of the Creature" (1955).

Revenge of the Creature

In the theater, the crew watches the story of a Canadian cult and a lost city unfold in "The Final Sacrifice" (1990).

Meanwhile, on Earth and on the SOL, everyone but Mike gets a bad case of hockey hair. Mike instead comes down with Grizzly Old Prospector Syndrome.

The Final Sacrifice

In the theater, the crew watches as a young Leonardo da Vinci and friends set out on an adventure to find a cache of magical inventions in "Quest of the Delta Knights" (1993).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, the real Leonardo da Vinci stops by the SOL.

Quest of the Delta Knights

In the theater, the crew watches as a thirty-foot lizard terrorizes a small town in Texas in "The Giant Gila Monster" (1959).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo dissects the "leg up" blocking technique used extensively in the movie.

The Giant Gila Monster

In the theater, the crew watches Rocky Jones and his sidekick, Winky, battle evil space pirates, an evil space queen, and an evil space lieutenant in "Manhunt in Space" (1956).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots get a visit from Winky via the Hexfield Viewscreen.

This episode features the short "General Hospital (Segment 1)."

Manhunt in Space

In the theater, the crew watches as a young woman and her singer boyfriend rescue her father from a giant caveman living in a California desert in "Eegah" (1962).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots alter Joel's face to resemble Arch Hall, Jr.

Eegah

In the theater, the crew watches as a young man gets involved in a crime syndicate and ends up blaming his downfall on his inattentive parents in "I Accuse My Parents" (1944).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Gypsy helps to re-enact the nightclub scene in the movie.

This episode features the short "The Truck Farmer" (1954).

I Accuse My Parents

In the theater, the crew watches as the widow of a murdered sheriff steps up to fight outlaws in her rural town in "Gunslinger" (1956).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo sends Joel messages via the Gypsy Express.

Gunslinger

In the theater, the crew watches as a girl gang goes on a crime spree under the leadership of a rebellious socialite in "The Violent Years" (1956).

Meanwhile, in Deep 13, the Mads unveil their new radio station, "Turn Your Crank to Frank!"

This episode features the short "Young Man's Fancy" (1952). The Deep 13 and SOL crews perform their own theme songs, including "Livin' in Deep 13."

The Violent Years

In the theater, the crew watches as an escaped criminal joins in the Bay of Pigs invasion in "Red Zone Cuba" (1966).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike believes he is Carol Channing.

This episode features the short "Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance" (1949) and also the "Bouncy Upbeat Song."

Red Zone Cuba

In the theater, the crew watches as an astronaut finds himself pregnant with alien embryos in "Night of the Blood Beast" (1958).

Meanwhile, in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester is adjusting to his overbearing mother now living with him.

Night of the Blood Beast

In the theater, the crew watches an archeological encounter an underground civilization in "The Mole People" (1956).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow tries to enslave Gypsy, Mike, and Servo, and later conducts an archaeological dig through the SOL.

On Earth, Pearl demands a parade in her honor.

The Mole People

In the theater, the crew watches as a secret agent is charged to protect a scientist who has created a really dumb biological weapon in "Agent for H.A.R.M." (1966).

Meanwhile, Mike is summoned to court over his planet destroying spree. Pearl is the prosecutor, Bobo is the defense attorney, and Servo and Crow's testimony does not seem to help Mike.

Agent for H.A.R.M.

In the theater, the crew watches as a physics teacher turns his light plane into a time machine and travels to the future to stop his future self from destroying the world in "Time Chasers" (1994).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow messes with the timeline when he goes into the past.

Time Chasers

In the theater, the crew watches as a man living in a dystopian future unwittingly starts a revolution in "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" (1983).

Meanwhile, the Mads are hosting a pledge drive for Pearl.

This episode features the song "Loving Lovers Love."

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

In the theater, the crew watches as a prehistoric ocean creature terrorizes the Florida coast in "Devil Fish" (1984).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, dolphins attack from their highly-advanced spaceship.

Devil Fish

In the theater, the crew watches as the legendary Gamera saves Earth from Barugon, a giant kaiju that hatches from a mysterious ruby egg in "Gamera vs. Barugon" (1966).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots present the 5000-piece Fightin' Men & Monster Set.

Gamera vs. Barugon

In the theater, the crew watches as Hercules falls under an amnesia spell and becomes the prisoner/lover of the Queen Omphale in "Hercules Unchained" (1959).

Meanwhile, in the SOL, the bots press Joel for answers about what Hercules and the queen are up to all day, alone together.

Hercules Unchained

Movie Plot: A very odd movie about an expedition to one of the moons of Jupiter, which is inhabited by a refugee from Atlantis and his many daughters.

On the SOL: Joel helps the 'bots with posture / Crow meets Timmy (the evil version of himself) / Joel explains the double entendre / Timmy attacks Crow and holds Servo hostage until Joel throws him off the satellite.

In Deep 13: The Mads present the giant checkbook for use for prizes and charity events, Frank writes a check for 1.5 million dollars with out telling Dr. Forrester / Timmy ends up in Deep 13 and attacks Frank.

Fire Maidens of Outer Space

Movie Plot: A really bad alien movie that features aliens with many eyes that land on Earth.

On the SOL: Servo and Crow become best buddies / Servo needs to kiss someone / the crew celebrates Earl Holiman / the crew tries to prove that the movie's producers didn't care.

In Deep 13: The mads use a Router Ouija Board to contact dead wood-workers / Larry Buchanan (the movie's director) confirms that nobody on the crew cared.

Attack of the Eye Creatures

In the theater, the crew watches as a young man tries to rescue his best girl from a witch who's stolen a magic mill in "The Day the Earth Froze" (1959).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots discuss the nature of the mysterious "Sampo."

This episode features the short "Here Comes the Circus." Gypsy performs the song "Gypsy Rose Me."

The Day the Earth Froze

In the theater, the crew watches as a world-class plastic surgeon and lip-reader thwarts the plans of an evil crime syndicate in "Operation Double 007" (1967).

Title was later changed to "Operation Kid Brother" due to copyright issues.

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel hypnotizes Crow, but has less success with Servo.

Operation Double 007

In the theater, the crew watches as Lassie avenges her master's murder in an 1870s gold-mining town in "The Painted Hills" (1951).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow is melted down into an ingot by Servo, but it turns out he's not actually made of gold.

This episode features the short "Body Care and Grooming" (1947).

The Painted Hills

In the theater, the crew watches as a bat-costume-clad woman and her lady army battle an evil scientist bent on taking over the world in "The Wild World of Batwoman" (1966).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike, inspired by the short, insists the bots each write essays about cheating.

This episode features the short "Discussion Problems in Group Living: Cheating" (1952).

The Wild World of Batwoman

In the theater, the crew watches as a college professor named Cabot returns to the magical planet Gor to battle a wicked queen and an evil sorcerer in "Outlaw (Of Gor)" (1989).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots do their best Jack Palance impressions as they read from the book "Palance on Palance."

This episode features the song "Tubular Boobular Joy."

Outlaw (of Gor)

In the short "The Selling Wizard" (1954), an unseen narrator and a mute 'Pizza Dominatrix' explain the benefits of freezer cases to grocery store owners. In "The Dead Talk Back" (1957), a crackpot 'scientist' invents the machine that can supposedly communicate with the dead and uses it to help solve a murder. On the SOL, Servo and crow host "The Dead Talk Back" radio show, the crew dresses as the Grateful Dead, and the crew is interrogated by Dr. Forrester, but he is interrupted when Frank confesses.

The Dead Talk Back

In the theater, the crew watch Colossus leads a bunch of poor islanders to a battle against the enemy headhunters in "Colossus and the Headhunters" (1963). On the SOL, Servo does the crew's taxes, the SOL deals with NummyMuffinCooColButter - the worlds cutest pet - which has been given to them by Dr. Forrester, and the crew talks discusses decapitation.

Colossus and the Headhunters

In the theater, the crew watches as a rivalry between two ranches over a herd of wild horses ends in murder in "Last of the Wild Horses" (1948).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots meet their Mirror-Verse counterparts.

This episode features a reprise of the song "Joey the Lemur."

Last of the Wild Horses

In the theater, the crew watches as a squad of gorgeous female vigilantes takes on a drug ring in "Angels Revenge" (1979).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike agrees that being sentenced to death by cannon is a fitting punishment for his Fonzie impersonation.

Angels Revenge

In the theater, the crew watches as famous Mexican wrestler Santo (re-dubbed "Samson") battles a cult of vampiresses in "Samson vs. The Vampire Women" (1962).

Meanwhile, in Deep 13, TV's Frank is escorted into Second Banana Heaven by Torgo the White.

This episode features the song "Who Will I Kill?"

Samson vs. the Vampire Women

The SOL is pulled into orbit over a strange planet of the Observers. The Observers insist on observing the crew watch "The Thing That Couldn't Die" (1958) where the decapitated head of a dead Spaniard curses a household of farmers and leads to senseless deaths. On the SOL, an Observer appears, but Mike and the bots are annoyed to the point that they throw him off the ship.

The Thing That Couldn't Die

In the theater, the crew watches as a new bride is tormented by a skull that may or may not be the ghost of her husband's first wife in "The Screaming Skull" (1958).

Meanwhile, in the theater, Tom has metamorphosized into a beautiful butterfly.

The Screaming Skull

In the theater, the crew watches the skilled thief Diabolik performs daring heists, culminating in the theft of $10 million, an 11-emerald necklace, and twenty tons of gold in "Diabolik" (1968).

Meanwhile, on Earth, Pearl accidentally destroys the device controlling the SOL.

Diabolik

In the theater, the crew watches as teenagers and a science teacher attempt to exterminate the giant spider that's rampaging through their small town in "Earth vs. the Spider" (1958).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, there's a surprise performance from the rock group, Spidorr.

This episode features the short "Speech: Using Your Voice."

Earth vs. the Spider

In the theater, the crew watches as a mad scientist searches for a youth serum and performs experiments on his patients in an isolated sanitorium in "The Unearthly" (1957).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Servo learn to appreciate Gypsy for all the little things she does around the ship.

This episode features the shorts "Posture Pals" and "Appreciating Our Parents."

The Unearthly

In the theater, the crew watches as an aging American ninja and his young sidekick do typical ninja stuff: fighting terrorists and helping tuna cannery workers unionize in "Master Ninja II" (1984).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Tom assigns appropriate pets to a variety of crime-fighting characters.

Master Ninja II

In the theater, the crew watches as a delinquent teen catches his big break as a singer, only to have his career threatened by his resentful former gang in "The Beatniks" (1960).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots explain how to spot a genuine beatnik.

This episode features the short "General Hospital (Segment 2)."

The Beatniks

In the theater, the crew watches as a drunken oaf of a cop bumbles his way through a murder investigation in "Mitchell" (1975).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Gypsy schemes to help Joel escape.

Mitchell

In the theater, the crew watches as the astonishing power of radar is used to track down criminals selling atomic gear on the black market in "Radar Secret Service" (1950).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots throw Mike a 10-year high school reunion based on information gathered from Mike's yearbook.

This episode features the short "Last Clear Chance" (1959).

Radar Secret Service

In the theater, the crew watches as a beefy jock is raised from the dead and seeks revenge on his murderers in "Zombie Nightmare" (1987).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike ruins the bots' hot tub session.

Zombie Nightmare

In the theater, the crew watches a girl escape juvenile hall and hold a wealthy couple captive. On the SOL, Crow readies for a raid of Deep 13 via the Umbilicus but is caught by Dr. Forrester, a kitten with a whip visits, and the crew creates a piñata in the shape of Dr. Forrester.

Kitten with a Whip

In the theater, the crew watches as legendary Russian hero, Illya Morometz, battles the forces of an evil warlord with the help of a magic sword in "The Sword and the Dragon" (1956).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, the Russian swordsman himself drops by on the Hexfield Viewscreen.

The Sword and the Dragon

In the theater, the crew watches as an astronaut is captured by the tiny alien inhabitants of a mysterious planet in "The Phantom Planet" (1961).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the Bots have a glass armonica recital.

The Phantom Planet

In the theater, the crew watches as a college professor transforms into the legendary Aztec hero in "The Pumaman" (1980).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike becomes the mystical Coatimundi Man.

The Pumaman

In the theater, the crew watches as worms overrun a southern town in "Squirm" (1976).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, an annual safety check reveals the SOL to be a death trap. On Earth, Pearl holds a fair in the castle.

Squirm

In the theater, the crew watches as a woman and two children emerge from cryogenic capsules only to find themselves in a world populated by anthropomorphic apes in "Time of the Apes" (1987).

Meanwhile on the SOL, Crow deconstructs the fashions of the future.

This episode features "The Sandy Frank Song."

Time of the Apes

In the theater, the crew watches as Gamera, The Friend to All Children, battles the pterosaur-like kaiju called Gaos, in "Gamera vs. Gaos" (1967).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel performs a plate-spinning act as Gaos the Great.

Gamera vs. Gaos

In the theater, the crew watches as an alien soldier defects to help Earth battle his former masters during an invasion in "Fugitive Alien" (1986).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel attempts to make sense of the plot using the Syd Field's Screenplay Model.

This episode features the in-theater song "He Tried to Kill Me with a Forklift."

Fugitive Alien

In the theater, the crew watches as Viking women in search of their missing husbands do battle with a society of barbarians, in "The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent" (1957).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel has developed a worrying obsession with waffles.

This episode features the short "The Home Economics Story."

Viking Women and the Sea Serpent

In the theater, the crew watches as Space Ranger Rocky Jones returns to rescue a planet that's on a collision course with a moon in "Crash of the Moons" (1954).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots do a read-through of Crow's spec script.

This episode features the short "General Hospital (Segment 3)." Crow and Servo perform the song "Gypsy Moons."

Crash of the Moons

In the theater, the crew watches as a scientist keeps his girlfriend's severed head alive in a pan while he tries to find her a new body in "The Brain that Wouldn't Die" (1962).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots are visited by Jan in the Pan, the bodiless lady in the film.

The Brain that Wouldn't Die

In the theater, the crew watches as a group of people in a bar witness a Soviet takeover, in "Invasion USA" (1952).

Meanwhile, on the Satellite of Love, Crow gives a lecture about Lois Lanes.

This episode features the short "A Date with Your Family" (1950).

Invasion USA

In the theater, the crew watches as a gym owner uses a stable of female wrestlers as a front for a criminal organization in "Racket Girls" (1951).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Servo plan their wedding.

This episode features the short "Are You Ready for Marriage?" (1950).

Racket Girls

In the theater, the crew watches as a bank robber suffers side effects from the invisibility device he acquired from a mad scientist in "The Amazing Transparent Man" (1960).

Meanwhile, in Deep 13, TV's Frank is devastated that he's missed his chance to see "Squanto: A Warrior's Tale."

This episode features the short "The Days of Our Years" (1955).

The Amazing Transparent Man

In the theater, the crew watches as an acerbic hero adventures through the realm of Southland on a quest for three magic stones in "Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell" (1988).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike is enchanted by the Renaissance Fest the bots put on for him.

Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

In the theater, the crew watches as a young man discovers he and his friends only exist to be harvested for their 'spare parts' in "Parts: The Clonus Horror" (1979).

Meanwhile, Pearl, Professor Bobo, and Brain Guy find themselves reluctantly babysitting a trio of all-powerful Space Children.

Parts: The Clonus Horror

In the theater, the crew watches as the cosmic hero, Space Chief, defends the Earth from a Neptunian invasion in "Invasion of the Neptune Men" (1961).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, a discussion of Noh Theater sparks a wacky conversation a la Abbott and Costello.

Invasion of the Neptune Men

In the theater, the crew watches a scientist is turned into a monster when his matter transference beam malfunctions in "The Projected Man" (1966).

Meanwhile, on Earth, Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy find an old castle which turns out to be Pearl's ancestral home.

The Projected Man

In the theater, the crew watch bees killing people on a bee farm in "The Deadly Bees" (1966).

Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow writes a poem to the cigarette smoking lady in the movie and Mike dresses as a bee and tries to communicate by movement.

On Earth, the other Observers return to take back Brain Guy and Bobo and Pearl sing a song to convince Brain Guy to stay.

All Episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000

Season 1

Project Moonbase

Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 1/6/1990

Women of the Prehistoric Planet

Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 2/10/1990

Mad Monster

Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/2/1989

Robot Holocaust

Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 1/13/1990

The Black Scorpion

Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 2/3/1990

The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy

Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 11/18/1989

The Crawling Hand

Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/16/1989

The Slime People

Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/30/1989

Moon Zero Two

Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 1/20/1990

Untamed Youth

Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 1/27/1990

The Crawling Eye

Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/25/1989

The Corpse Vanishes

Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 12/9/1989

Robot Monster

Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/23/1989