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The Best Episodes of New Girl Season 3

Every episode of New Girl Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of New Girl Season 3!

Jessica Day is an offbeat and adorable girl in her late 20s who, after a bad breakup, moves in with three single guys. Goofy, positive,...
Genre:Comedy
Network:FOX

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"All In" is the best rated episode of "New Girl" season 3. It scored 7.7/10 based on 1436 votes. Directed by Max Winkler and written by Elizabeth Meriwether, it aired on 9/17/2013. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Nerd".

  • All In
    7.7/101,436 votes

    #1 - All In

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/17/2013

    Nick and Jess make a romantic run for the border -- but their wild Mexican adventure takes a turn for the worse when Nick is arrested.

    Director: Max Winkler

    Writer: Elizabeth Meriwether

  • Nerd
    7.5/101,262 votes

    #2 - Nerd

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/24/2013

    Jess has been hired at a new school and is eager to prove herself as one of the cool teachers.

    Director: Fred Goss

    Writer: Kay Cannon

  • Double Date
    7.6/101,256 votes

    #3 - Double Date

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/1/2013

    Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn’t take reservations.

    Director: Max Winkler

    Writer: Luvh Rakhe

  • The Captain
    7.4/101,218 votes

    #4 - The Captain

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/8/2013

    Schmidt sets out to sabotage Jess and Nick's relationship.

    Director: Fred Goss

    Writer: J. J. Philbin

  • The Box
    7.1/101,188 votes

    #5 - The Box

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/15/2013

    Nick becomes irresponsible with the money from his late father's estate, so Jess uses some of the money to pay Nick's unpaid bills, behind his back. With Nick's improved financial situation, Winston feels its finally time to ask Nick for the money he owes him.

    Director: Andrew Fleming

    Writer: Rob Rosell

  • Keaton
    7.6/101,192 votes

    #6 - Keaton

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/22/2013

    Schmidt receives a series of recent e-mails from his favorite actor Michael Keaton, who has sent letters to Nick ever since he was a kid. However, it turns out those letters and e-mails were not from the actor but from Schmidt's mother and Nick, posing as Keaton. Cece indulges in nightly parties to get over her break up with Schmidt.

    Director: David Katzenberg

    Writer: Dave Finkel, Brett Baer

  • Coach
    7.6/101,220 votes

    #7 - Coach

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/5/2013

    Coach visits the apartment to spend a "guys night out" with the guys, after breaking up with his girlfriend. Nick going to a strip club with the guys, and telling her that they haven't had a conversation about whether or not they're boyfriend/girlfriend or are exclusive, upsets Jess to the point that she has "girls night out" with Cece at the bar.

    Director: Russ T. Alsobrook

    Writer: David Feeney

  • Menus
    7.3/101,158 votes

    #8 - Menus

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/12/2013

    An overabundance of Chinese food take-out menus left at the loft’s front door is the catalyst for an interconnected series of adventures for Jess and the guys.

    Director: Trent O'Donnell

    Writer: Matt Fusfeld, Alex Cuthbertson

  • Longest Night Ever
    7.4/101,145 votes

    #9 - Longest Night Ever

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 11/19/2013

    Jess must occupy Schmidt while Cece goes on a date with Coach; Nick and Winston search for Ferguson.

    Director: Nicholas Jasenovec

    Writer: Ryan Koh

  • Thanksgiving III
    7.3/101,145 votes

    #10 - Thanksgiving III

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/26/2013

    Nick and Jess take the gang camping for Thanksgiving; Coach and Schmidt compete to prove who is the best woodsman; Cece and Winston bond over a shared dislike for the outdoors.

    Director: Max Winkler

    Writer: Josh Malmuth

  • Clavado En Un Bar
    7.4/101,142 votes

    #11 - Clavado En Un Bar

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 1/7/2014

    When Jess has to make a quick decision about her career, her friends all recall how they ended up at their jobs.

    Director: Eric Appel

    Writer: Berkley Johnson

  • Basketsball
    7.2/101,075 votes

    #12 - Basketsball

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 1/14/2014

    Jess tries to become good friends with Coach by watching Detroit Pistons games with him and becoming a Pistons "fan". However Jess' "fandom" starts to interfere with her relationship with Nick, who is a lifelong Chicago Bulls fan. Winston agrees to shadow Schmidt at his marketing job, where Schmidt is later asked to guide Ed (Bob Gunton), a sixty-something intern, to avoid a company lawsuit over age discrimination.

    Director: Lorene Scafaria

    Writer: Rebecca Addelman

  • Birthday
    8.3/101,410 votes

    #13 - Birthday

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 1/21/2014

    Nick struggles to throw Jess the perfect birthday party, while Schmidt works overtime to help out Cece in her new job as bartender and Winston and Coach engage in a bake-off.

    Director: Richie Keen

    Writer: Kim Rosenstock

  • Prince
    8.6/101,978 votes

    #14 - Prince

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/2014

    Jess is ready to paint the town purple when a chance encounter finds her and best friend Cece invited to a once-in-a-lifetime mansion party thrown by music legend Prince. Not wanting to miss out on the fun, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Coach are determined to crash the festivities, building toward an Unforgettable ending.

    Director: Fred Goss

    Writer: Rob Rosell, David Feeney

  • Exes
    7.5/101,104 votes

    #15 - Exes

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 2/4/2014

    When Nick has an awkward run-in with his ex, Caroline, Jessica tries to convince him he can still be friends with her, by introducing him to her former boyfriend, Berkley. Meanwhile, Coach uses Schmidt's loft to impress a date, but things turn farcically disastrous when Schmidt arrives home with his own potential bedmate.

    Director: Alex Hardcastle

    Writer: Nina Pedrad

  • Sister
    7.2/101,090 votes

    #16 - Sister

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 2/11/2014

    Jess' wild-child sister, Abby, pays a visit and immediately throws the loft into disarray. Meanwhile, Schmidt enlists Nick to be his wingman in crashing a bar mitzvah and Winston throws a dinner party with Bertie, which turns awkward when only Cece and Coach attend.

    Director: Max Winkler

    Writer: Matt Fusfeld, Alex Cuthbertson

  • Sister II
    7.1/101,045 votes

    #17 - Sister II

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 2/25/2014

    Jess panics when her sister, Abby decides to stay in Los Angeles and sets her eyes on one of the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston procrastinates about checking his test results for the LAPD entrance exam

    Director: Bill Purple

    Writer: Luvh Rakhe, Ryan Koh

  • Sister III
    7.2/101,023 votes

    #18 - Sister III

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 3/4/2014

    When Jess moves into Nick’s bedroom, they both must deal with their complete lack of personal space. Meanwhile, Cece worries that Abby is taking advantage of Schmidt, while Coach worries Cece is treating him like one of her girlfriends. Also, Winston struggles with physical fitness.

    Director: Jay Chandrasekhar

    Writer: Camilla Blackett

  • Fired Up
    7.6/101,026 votes

    #19 - Fired Up

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 3/11/2014

    Jess hires, then must immediately fire Coach as her school’s new volleyball coach. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets sued and enlists Nick and a procedural television-loving Winston to represent him at the deposition. Also, Cece catches the eye of a much younger man.

    Director: Steve Welch

    Writer: Sophia Lear

  • Mars Landing
    7.3/101,086 votes

    #20 - Mars Landing

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 3/25/2014

    Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, while Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors. Also, Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster

    Director: Lynn Shelton

    Writer: Josh Malmuth, Nina Pedrad

  • Big News
    7.5/101,048 votes

    #21 - Big News

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 4/15/2014

    Nick and Jess try to keep their breakup a secret; Winston passes the police academy entrance exam and demands a celebration.

    Director: Steven K. Tsuchida

    Writer: Berkley Johnson, Kim Rosenstock

  • Dance
    7.4/101,028 votes

    #22 - Dance

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 4/29/2014

    Jess fears someone is trying to sabotage her first middle school dance and she enlists the gang to help her chaperone on the big night.

    Director: Trent O'Donnell

    Writer: Ryan Koh, Rebecca Addelman

  • Cruise
    7.7/101,054 votes

    #23 - Cruise

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 5/6/2014

    Jess and Nick invite the gang along with them on a cruise they booked while still together as a couple.

    Director: Elizabeth Meriwether

    Writer: Luvh Rakhe, Rob Rosell