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The Best Episodes of New Zealand Today

Every episode of New Zealand Today ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of New Zealand Today!

The Best Episodes of New Zealand Today

New Zealand Today began on Jono And Ben as a parody of click-bait journalism and modern media culture. The segment went on to become its...

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  1. Background image for Episode 1 - Hawera and Whanganui
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    #1 - Episode 1 - Hawera and Whanganui

    S1:E1

    Guy visits Hawera to investigate accusations of racism then heads to Whanganui to find out why coffins are being stolen.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #2 - Episode 2 - Gisborne and Marton

    S1:E2

    Guy vists Gisborne to investigate Heil's Kitchen run by the Mongrel Mob. Guy also heads back to Marton to catch up with Josh and Issac and to investigate the supernatural.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Episode 3 - Opononi and Gore
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    #3 - Episode 3 - Opononi and Gore

    S1:E3

    Guy visits Opononi to investigate their obsession with with Opo, a dolphin who visited over 50 years ago. Next Guy heads to Gore to hunt Lana Tutty who went into hiding after a bad mugshot.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #4 - Episode 4 - Christchurch and Murupara

    S1:E4

    Guy visits Christchurch to see if Karen got her $20 back. Guy also heads to Murupara to find out who stole their only ATM.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #5 - Episode 5 - Invercargill and Ellerslie

    S1:E5

    Guy visits Invercargill to meet the legendary Ukuledy/Ukulady. Next he heads to Ellerslie to investigate performance enhancing drugs in Mascot racing.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #6 - Episode 6 - Taranaki and Otaki

    S1:E6

    Guy visits Taranaki to investigates the purchase of the 'Like No Other' trademark. Next Guy heads to Otaki to discover what is going on at Byrons Resort.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #7 - Episode 7 - Flat Earth and Mount Albert

    S1:E7

    Guy investigates the New Zealand Flat Earth Society. Heading to Mount Albert Guy investigates why there are two BBQ noodle houses right next to each other.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #8 - Episode 8 - Invercargill and

    S1:E8

    Guy heads back to Invercargill to investigate a cold case of the 'Invercargill Pool Pooper'. Next Guy heads to Orewa to investigate a man who revoked his right to be governed.

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    Director:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Guy heads to Feilding in Manawatu
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    #9 - Guy heads to Feilding in Manawatu

    S2:E1

    Guy heads to Feilding in Manawatu, which claims to be New Zealand’s most beautiful town after taking the title 16 times in the awards 32-year history

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    Director:Unknown
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    #10 - Episode 2

    S2:E2

    Guy heads to the windy capital to investigate what is quite possibly the biggest story of the year – a man who broke into Wellington Zoo to steal a monkey.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #11 - Episode 3

    S2:E3

    Guy steps outside of his comfort zone as he travels to Geraldine and further into the Southern Alps to explore the ‘art’ of Tahr hunting.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #12 - Episode 4

    S2:E4

    Guy heads back to Christchurch to find out what happened to the Wizard, a legend in Cathedral Square for several decades.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #13 - Episode 5

    S2:E5

    Guy travels to the small Manawatu town of Woodville to investigate the story of a man who chainsawed the ‘private parts’ off a local carving.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #14 - Episode 6

    S2:E6

    Guy heads to Christchurch to learn more about the nocturnal world of boy racers, before jetting off to Huntly to investigate an unusual spate of sex toys.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #15 - Episode 7

    S2:E7

    Guy travels to Mermaids, Wellington’s iconic strip club to investigate a missing fish tank. Then, onto Wainuiomata to get to the bottom of some unconventional means of travel.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #16 - Episode 8

    S2:E8

    Guy heads to his hometown of Nelson to investigate conspiracy theories surrounding 5G Technology. Later, he goes undercover to stay at the worst reviewed motel in the country.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #17 - Episode 9

    S2:E9

    Guy returns to Taranaki to visit outspoken New Plymouth district councillor Murray Chong, who stood as a candidate for the New Conservative party at the last election.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #18 - Episode 10

    S2:E10

    Guy heads to Granity to try and save the sinking town, then over to Millterton's no. 1 punk rock radio station Bedrock FM to help solve the mystery of who stole their CDs!

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    Director:Unknown
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    #19 - Episode 1

    S3:E1

    Guy returns to Golden Bay to visit Nganga, who has gone off the Covid-19 conspiracy deep end, and investigates slippery tiles causing chaos with Picton's elderly population.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #20 - Episode 2

    S3:E2

    Guy tries to reunite two best mates estranged over a crashed car, then meets Crown Xu, military enthusiast, army tank owner, and maybe a new best mate for Guy?

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    Director:Unknown
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    #21 - Episode 3

    S3:E3

    Guy sets up a sting on a Hamilton burger bar owner who refuses to hire Indian workers, only to find that the business owner is the last person he would have expected.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #22 - Episode 4

    S3:E4

    Guy investigates the mysterious case of a missing playground in Tokoroa and sets out to recruit a final member for the New Zealand women's medieval combat team.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #23 - Episode 5

    S3:E5

    Ten years since Guy met alleged scammer Ken Eastwood, is Ken at it again, or could he be dead? And Guy investigates the scourge of the South Island, Freedom Campers.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #24 - Episode 6

    S3:E6

    Guy tries to stop Leo Malloy's Auckland Mayoral campaign, and investigates the disappearance of local cats long rumored to be at the hands of the Raglan cat killer.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #25 - Episode 7

    S3:E7

    Guy brings back the much loved Dargaville Beauty Pageant and tries to help aspiring but incompetent stuntman Crazy Craig become a legit stunt performer.

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    Director:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"Episode 1 - Hawera and Whanganui" is the best rated episode of "New Zealand Today". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/23/2019. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Episode 2 - Gisborne and Marton".