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#1 - Episode 1 - Hawera and Whanganui
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 8/23/2019
Guy visits Hawera to investigate accusations of racism then heads to Whanganui to find out why coffins are being stolen.
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#2 - Episode 2 - Gisborne and Marton
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 8/30/2019
Guy vists Gisborne to investigate Heil's Kitchen run by the Mongrel Mob. Guy also heads back to Marton to catch up with Josh and Issac and to investigate the supernatural.
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#3 - Episode 3 - Opononi and Gore
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/6/2019
Guy visits Opononi to investigate their obsession with with Opo, a dolphin who visited over 50 years ago. Next Guy heads to Gore to hunt Lana Tutty who went into hiding after a bad mugshot.
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#4 - Episode 4 - Christchurch and Murupara
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/13/2019
Guy visits Christchurch to see if Karen got her $20 back. Guy also heads to Murupara to find out who stole their only ATM.
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#5 - Episode 5 - Invercargill and Ellerslie
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 9/20/2019
Guy visits Invercargill to meet the legendary Ukuledy/Ukulady. Next he heads to Ellerslie to investigate performance enhancing drugs in Mascot racing.
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#6 - Episode 6 - Taranaki and Otaki
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 9/27/2019
Guy visits Taranaki to investigates the purchase of the 'Like No Other' trademark. Next Guy heads to Otaki to discover what is going on at Byrons Resort.
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#7 - Episode 7 - Flat Earth and Mount Albert
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/4/2019
Guy investigates the New Zealand Flat Earth Society. Heading to Mount Albert Guy investigates why there are two BBQ noodle houses right next to each other.
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#8 - Episode 8 - Invercargill and
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 10/11/2019
Guy heads back to Invercargill to investigate a cold case of the 'Invercargill Pool Pooper'. Next Guy heads to Orewa to investigate a man who revoked his right to be governed.
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#9 - Guy heads to Feilding in Manawatu
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 4/9/2021
Guy heads to Feilding in Manawatu, which claims to be New Zealand’s most beautiful town after taking the title 16 times in the awards 32-year history
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#10 - Episode 2
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 4/16/2021
Guy heads to the windy capital to investigate what is quite possibly the biggest story of the year – a man who broke into Wellington Zoo to steal a monkey.
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#11 - Episode 3
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 4/22/2021
Guy steps outside of his comfort zone as he travels to Geraldine and further into the Southern Alps to explore the ‘art’ of Tahr hunting.
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#12 - Episode 4
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 4/29/2021
Guy heads back to Christchurch to find out what happened to the Wizard, a legend in Cathedral Square for several decades.
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#13 - Episode 5
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 5/6/2021
Guy travels to the small Manawatu town of Woodville to investigate the story of a man who chainsawed the ‘private parts’ off a local carving.
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#14 - Episode 6
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 5/14/2021
Guy heads to Christchurch to learn more about the nocturnal world of boy racers, before jetting off to Huntly to investigate an unusual spate of sex toys.
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#15 - Episode 7
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 5/21/2021
Guy travels to Mermaids, Wellington’s iconic strip club to investigate a missing fish tank. Then, onto Wainuiomata to get to the bottom of some unconventional means of travel.
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#16 - Episode 8
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 5/28/2021
Guy heads to his hometown of Nelson to investigate conspiracy theories surrounding 5G Technology. Later, he goes undercover to stay at the worst reviewed motel in the country.
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#17 - Episode 9
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 6/3/2021
Guy returns to Taranaki to visit outspoken New Plymouth district councillor Murray Chong, who stood as a candidate for the New Conservative party at the last election.
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#18 - Episode 10
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 6/10/2021
Guy heads to Granity to try and save the sinking town, then over to Millterton's no. 1 punk rock radio station Bedrock FM to help solve the mystery of who stole their CDs!
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#19 - Episode 1
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 6/9/2022
Guy returns to Golden Bay to visit Nganga, who has gone off the Covid-19 conspiracy deep end, and investigates slippery tiles causing chaos with Picton's elderly population.
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#20 - Episode 2
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 6/16/2022
Guy tries to reunite two best mates estranged over a crashed car, then meets Crown Xu, military enthusiast, army tank owner, and maybe a new best mate for Guy?
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#21 - Episode 3
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 6/23/2022
Guy sets up a sting on a Hamilton burger bar owner who refuses to hire Indian workers, only to find that the business owner is the last person he would have expected.
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#22 - Episode 4
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 6/30/2022
Guy investigates the mysterious case of a missing playground in Tokoroa and sets out to recruit a final member for the New Zealand women's medieval combat team.
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#23 - Episode 5
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 7/7/2022
Ten years since Guy met alleged scammer Ken Eastwood, is Ken at it again, or could he be dead? And Guy investigates the scourge of the South Island, Freedom Campers.
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#24 - Episode 6
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 7/14/2022
Guy tries to stop Leo Malloy's Auckland Mayoral campaign, and investigates the disappearance of local cats long rumored to be at the hands of the Raglan cat killer.
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#25 - Episode 7
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 7/21/2022
Guy brings back the much loved Dargaville Beauty Pageant and tries to help aspiring but incompetent stuntman Crazy Craig become a legit stunt performer.
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The Worst Episodes of New Zealand Today
Every episode of New Zealand Today ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of New Zealand Today!
New Zealand Today began on Jono And Ben as a parody of click-bait journalism and modern media culture. The segment went on to become its...
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Network:Three
Worst Episodes Summary
"Episode 1 - Hawera and Whanganui" is the worst rated episode of "New Zealand Today". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 8/23/2019. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Episode 2 - Gisborne and Marton".