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The Worst Episodes of Nobody Wants This

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Worst episode
S2E7 When You Know, You Know
7.0770 votes
Best episode
S3E7 Watch What Happens
8.9543 votes
Top season
Season 1
7.8avg
Binge time
13h 40m
30 episodes
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Nobody Wants This Season 2 Episode 7 - When You Know, You Know
    7.0/10(770 votes)

    S2:E7

    A blunder on an important shopping trip sets off fireworks on the podcast. Noah's modern new workplace delivers some old-fashioned culture shock.

    Director:Heather Jack
    Writer:Bruce Eric Kaplan

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  2. Nobody Wants This Season 2 Episode 4 - Valentine's Day
    7.2/10(840 votes)

    S2:E4

    When Noah cooks up a swoon-worthy Valentine's plan, Joanne worries about his true intentions — and the price of setting aside her own traditions.

    Director:Jamie Babbit
    Writer:Sarah Heyward

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  3. Nobody Wants This Season 2 Episode 8 - A Better Rabbi
    7.2/10(744 votes)

    S2:E8

    Noah guides a surprisingly experienced new student. Joanne faces mounting pressure. Morgan recruits Sasha to dig up some digital dirt.

    Director:Jamie Babbit
    Writer:Bruce Eric Kaplan

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  4. Nobody Wants This Season 3 Episode 1 - It's Perfect
    7.2/10(457 votes)

    S3:E1

    Joanne and Noah celebrate moving in together — and discover each other's annoying household habits.

    Director:Karen Maine
    Writers:Erin Foster, Ryann Werner

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  5. Nobody Wants This Season 3 Episode 2 - Daddy's Home
    7.2/10(390 votes)

    S3:E2

    As Noah makes another go at his dream job, Joanne goes to extremes — and Judaism class — to shift the narrative about the couple's relationship.

    Director:Karen Maine
    Writer:Lindsay Golder

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  6. Nobody Wants This Season 2 Episode 1 - Dinner Party
    7.3/10(1005 votes)

    S2:E1

    Riding high on romance, Joanne and Noah merge their friend groups at a dinner party. But an offhand comment reveals they're not quite on the same page.

    Director:Hannah Fidell
    Writer:Erin Foster

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  7. Nobody Wants This Season 2 Episode 10 - When Noah Met Joanne
    7.3/10(1003 votes)

    S2:E10

    The complexities of love get all too real at a lavish celebration, as Joanne and Noah question what's worth holding onto — and what's slipping away.

    Director:Richard Shepard
    Writer:Erin Foster

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  8. Nobody Wants This Season 2 Episode 6 - Anything Can Happen
    7.3/10(810 votes)

    S2:E6

    Still reeling from Noah's request for a "night off" from her, Joanne tries to keep it together as her parents meet his for the first time.

    Director:Heather Jack
    Writers:Sarah Heyward, Megan Mazer

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  9. Nobody Wants This Season 3 Episode 3 - Housewarming
    7.3/10(368 votes)

    S3:E3

    Joanne and Noah plan the perfect Jewish housewarming, but Joanne's efforts to impress a callous ex-boyfriend invite awkwardness to the party.

    Director:Natalia Anderson
    Writer:Liz Elverenli

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  10. Nobody Wants This Season 2 Episode 2 - Leave It at the Tree
    7.4/10(893 votes)

    S2:E2

    When Joanne nudges Noah to express his feelings, he surprises even himself. Morgan's request for constructive feedback quickly devolves into blowback.

    Director:Hannah Fidell
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Nobody Wants This Season 2 Episode 3 - The Unethical Therapist
    7.4/10(864 votes)

    S2:E3

    An unlikely guest stirs things up on the podcast. Morgan's polarizing plus-one raises eyebrows at a party. Bina gets pushy with Sasha and Esther.

    Director:Jesse Peretz
    Writer:Ryann Werner

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  12. Nobody Wants This Season 2 Episode 5 - Abby Loves Smoothies
    7.4/10(839 votes)

    S2:E5

    Intending to support Noah at a baby-naming ceremony, Joanne can't resist teaming up with Morgan for some payback against a former rival.

    Director:Jesse Peretz
    Writer:Lindsay Golder

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  13. Nobody Wants This Season 3 Episode 5 - The Love Card
    7.4/10(323 votes)

    S3:E5

    A newly friendly Bina extends a dinner invite to Joanne, but there's an ulterior motive at play. Sasha and Esther jump into the dating pool.

    Director:Heather Jack
    Writer:Bruce Eric Kaplan

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  14. Nobody Wants This Season 1 Episode 3 - Either Aura
    7.5/10(1652 votes)

    S1:E3

    A podcast pile-on about her aura and an unanswered text make Joanne question if she's a good match for Noah, who faces a guilt trip after an accident.

    Director:Karen Maine
    Writers:Jane Becker, Lindsay Golder

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  15. Nobody Wants This Season 1 Episode 6 - The Ick
    7.5/10(1510 votes)

    S1:E6

    During an impromptu get-together with Joanne's family, Noah is determined to make a good impression — so determined that it's a major turnoff.

    Director:Karen Maine
    Writer:Jane Becker

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  16. Nobody Wants This Season 2 Episode 9 - Crossroads
    7.5/10(755 votes)

    S2:E9

    An afternoon couples' hang goes off the rails when a provocative party game reveals everyone's most uncomfortable truths.

    Director:Richard Shepard
    Writers:Megan Mazer, Jenni Konner

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  17. Nobody Wants This Season 3 Episode 9 - Last Christmas
    7.5/10(281 votes)

    S3:E9

    As Joanne is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, Noah vows to make her final pre-conversion holiday the jolliest yet.

    Director:Jaffar Mahmood
    Writer:Sarah Heyward

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  18. Nobody Wants This Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.6/10(2082 votes)

    S1:E1

    Fresh off another unsuccessful date, Joanne sashays into a friend's party and meets Noah, an adorable rabbi who recently broke up with his girlfriend.

    Director:Greg Mottola
    Writer:Erin Foster

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  19. Nobody Wants This Season 1 Episode 5 - My Friend Joanne
    7.6/10(1541 votes)

    S1:E5

    Work obligations interfere with Noah and Joanne's plans to take their relationship to the next level, while Sasha and Morgan bond over family dynamics.

    Director:Oz Rodriguez
    Writers:Neel Shah, Pat Regan

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  20. Nobody Wants This Season 1 Episode 8 - Rebecca's Box
    7.6/10(1436 votes)

    S1:E8

    Joanne's discovery of a small box in Noah's bedroom turns into something much bigger as she fights the urge to snoop, and he receives big news at work.

    Director:Hannah Fidell
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Nobody Wants This Season 3 Episode 6 - Heatwave
    7.6/10(323 votes)

    S3:E6

    With temperatures soaring, Joanne and Noah's house becomes an unexpected hot spot — and saying "no" to friends and relatives is making them sweat.

    Director:Kate Sullivan
    Writer:Megan Mazer

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  22. Nobody Wants This Season 3 Episode 8 - One in a Million
    7.6/10(299 votes)

    S3:E8

    The fallout from their trip leaves Sasha and Morgan more confused than ever. Noah struggles to set boundaries with an overbearing Bina.

    Director:Jaffar Mahmood
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Nobody Wants This Season 1 Episode 2 - A Shiksa Walks Into a Temple
    7.7/10(1786 votes)

    S1:E2

    Joanne and Noah get to know each other, but reality hits when she learns about his romantic history and he deals with an interrogation from his family.

    Director:Greg Mottola
    Writer:Erin Foster

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  24. Nobody Wants This Season 1 Episode 7 - WAGS
    7.8/10(1478 votes)

    S1:E7

    Meeting Joanne's friends? Easy enough for Noah. But winning over his pals means making nice with their wives and girlfriends, who are close to his ex.

    Director:Oz Rodriguez
    Writer:Lindsay Golder

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  25. Nobody Wants This Season 1 Episode 4 - Obliterated
    8.0/10(1663 votes)

    S1:E4

    Joanne's last-minute dash to pick up a sex toy for a podcast episode makes for a memorable first date with Noah. Sasha helps Miriam with a boy problem.

    Director:Hannah Fidell
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"When You Know, You Know" is the worst rated episode of Nobody Wants This. It scored 7.0/10 from 770 votes. Directed by Heather Jack and written by Bruce Eric Kaplan, it aired on October 23, 2025. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Valentine's Day".

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