Every season of Noirhouse ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of Noirhouse!

Detective and the Russian need a new housemate, with Nadia leaving. No one fits the bill until Alice appears. The boys are smitten, and Nadia seems to begrudgingly accept her. But whats Alice hiding?

Spare Doom for Rent

No Point Dying Over Spilt Milk

Shoot First & Wash Dishes Later

Macguffin, Sweet Macguffin

Kaboom

The Big Bad

Bang Bang Kiss Bang

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

The Long Miss Goodnight

A detective, a Russian thug, and a femme fatale share a house in suburbia.

The Best Seasons of Noirhouse

The Best Seasons of Noirhouse

Season 1

Season 2