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A new alcoholic energy drink is killing University of San Diego Students. NTSF must team up with the Food and Drug Administration, despite their mutual mistrust, to follow a lead.

One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD!

Each member of NTSF gets a mysterious call from a person who claims they have secret information about them. Unbeknownst to the other members, they each must bring a million dollars to a warehouse, leaving Kove alone at NTSF HQ. When the caller is finally revealed, the team gets a blast from the past.

The Birthday Party That Was Neither

Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.

Exes and Oh-No's!

Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.

The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home

Trent tracks a dolphin serial killer and turns to a similar murderer in captivity for advice on catching his target.

Dolphinnegan's Wake

Space-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.

Tijuana, We've Got a Problem

Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.

Full Hauser

The team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.

Up Periscope, Down With San Diego

Trent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.

Cause for ConCERN

Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.

Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.

Twistin' the Night Away

Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.

I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler

Trent and Piper go undercover in school to find a kidnapper.

16 Hop Street

Trent hunts for restaurant terrorists and goes undercover in the Swedish pedicab-racing circuit.

The Real Bicycle Thief

Sam takes on a terrorist who attacks the city on a Saturday.

Sabbath-tage

A teen idol shadows Trent and Alphonse during the hunt for a killer who targets Hollywood directors; Kove develops a podcast.

Lights, Camera, Assassination

Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.

Time Angels

The team is blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.

Whack-A-Mole

Trent visits Robot Town to clear S.A.M. of murder charges.

Robot Town

Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.

Comic-Con-Flict

Piper's fiancee has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.

The Return of Dragon Shumway

Family Dies

Jessie and Sam head underground to infiltrate a group of crazed book sellers who are intent on destroying the Internet.

Prairie Dog Companion

Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.

Wasilla Hills Cop

The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.

The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial

While celebrating Christmas together at Kove's house, the team is attacked by the evil Alaskan Santa Claus.

Christmas Activity

A bomb on a bus is set to explode if the bus goes over zero miles an hour. A condensed edit of the 2012 web series. Guest stars: Matt Braunger, Echo Kellum

Inertia

Comic-Con's worst villains get loose on a plane.

Comic Con-Air

A commencement address poses a great danger to the President of the Navy.

Hawaii Die-0

Trent's nephew befriends a seemingly benign alien, but the NTSF team think it's dangerous.

Extra Terrorist-rial

Commander Kove's little black book is stolen.

Burn After Killing

The team tries to protect a restaurant chain from violent competitors.

TGI Murder

The Great Train Stoppery

S.A.M. is taken prisoner by an anti-robot group and NTSF must find a way to rescue him.

A Hard Drive to Swallow

An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.

Unfrozen Agent Man

Sam and Trent exchange faces to thwart a terrorist organization.

Trading Faces

When Alphonse is captured in an assassination plot, the team joins forces with their British counterparts in a special double-episode movie event. Shot on-location in London.

U-KO'ed

Piper's awkward college personality is revealed.

How Piper Got Her Groove Initially

The mall is taken over by a terrorist Mall Santa, trapping Trent's children inside, and locking the rest of the team out of doing some last-minute Christmas shopping.

Wreck the Malls

NTSF:SD:SUV:: – meaning National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle:: – is a quarter-hour format American television comedy that parodies the police procedural and action film genres.

The Best Seasons of NTSF:SD:SUV::

The Best Seasons of NTSF:SD:SUV::

Season 3

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Season 1