- 7.2/10(38 votes)
#1 - Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)
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Director:Tim Andrew - 6.8/10(33 votes)
#3 - Jailhouse Notch (2)
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Director:Scott McAboyWriter:Unknown - 6.7/10(28 votes)
#4 - Godfather Knows Best
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Director:Scott McAboyWriter:Unknown - 6.7/10(31 votes)
#5 - Empty the Dragon
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Director:Tim AndrewWriter:Unknown - 6.5/10(33 votes)
#7 - Saturday Night Queefer
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Director:Scott McAboy - 6.3/10(37 votes)
#8 - Penetration Island
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Director:Tim AndrewWriter:Unknown - 6.3/10(27 votes)
#9 - Witness for the Prostitution
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Director:Tim AndrewWriter:Unknown - 6.3/10(33 votes)
#10 - The Long Hot Johnson
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Director:Tim AndrewWriter:Unknown - 6.2/10(24 votes)
#11 - In the Line of Booty
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Director:Scott McAboyWriter:Unknown - 6.1/10(32 votes)
#13 - Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
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Director:Tim Andrew - 6.0/10(28 votes)
#14 - Three Days of the Condom
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Director:UnknownWriter:Reid Harrison - 5.8/10(25 votes)
#15 - The Gay Team
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Director:Scott McAboyWriter:Unknown - NaN/10(0 votes)
#16 - Silence of the Clams
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#18 - Love, Native American Style
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#19 - Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
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#20 - Fanny and the Professor
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#22 - Miso Honei
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#23 - South of Her Border
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#25 - A Star Is Boned
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The Best Episodes of Son of the Beach
Comedy
Every episode of Son of the Beach ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Son of the Beach!

The Best Episodes of Son of the Beach
Comedy
Every episode of Son of the Beach ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Son of the Beach!
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
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Best Episodes Summary
"Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)" is the best rated episode of "Son of the Beach". It scored 7.2/10 based on 38 votes. Directed by Tim Andrew and written by James R. Stein, Timothy Stack, it aired on 10/1/2002. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "With Sex You Get Eggroll".