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The Best Episodes of On the Buses

Every episode of On the Buses ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of On the Buses!

On the Buses is a British comedy series created by Ronald Wolfe and Ronald Chesney, broadcast in the United Kingdom from 1969 to 1973. The...
Genre:Comedy

Best Episodes Summary

"Foggy Night" is the best rated episode of "On the Buses". It scored 8.9/10 based on 93 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Ronald Chesney, it aired on 2/27/1970. This episode scored 0.6 points higher than the second highest rated, "Nowhere to Go".

  • Foggy Night
    8.9/1093 votes
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    #1 - Foggy Night

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 2/27/1970

    Stan and Jack's bus is caught in thick fog which causes problems for them, especially as Blakey and the Butler family are also on board.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ronald Chesney

  • Nowhere to Go
    8.3/1067 votes
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    #2 - Nowhere to Go

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 11/27/1970

    Stan tries to get the rest of the family out of the house so that he can spend some time alone with Suzy the clippie.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Christmas Duty
    8.3/1083 votes
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    #3 - Christmas Duty

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 12/25/1970

    Stan and Jack end up having to do a shift on Christmas day again.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ronald Chesney

  • Canteen Trouble
    8.3/1071 votes
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    #4 - Canteen Trouble

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 10/31/1971

    Suzy the canteen girl is charging the busmen reduced rates for larger portions while still charging full price for Blakey. When Blakey discovers that Suzy is also giving Stan food from the canteen to take home, Blakey sacks her and installs Gladys, a former prison wardress, who he hopes won't be corrupted by Stan and Jack.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Brew It Yourself
    8.2/1089 votes
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    #5 - Brew It Yourself

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/1970

    Stan plans on brewing his own beer to save money. Trouble is, once he's tested it, he also goes back to work, where Blakey spots him and notices he's drunk. So when Blakey pulls Stan in for a breath test, it's up to Jack to find a way for him to pass the test without being caught.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ronald Chesney

  • Going Steady
    8.2/1070 votes
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    #6 - Going Steady

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 3/13/1970

    Stan has been seeing Blakey's niece, Sally. When Stan announces that he wants to marry her, Blakey insists that he and Sally meet Stan's family. So when Stan invites them round for dinner, all the family act posh, until Sally starts criticizing everything that Stan does and says.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Squeeze
    8.2/1067 votes
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    #7 - The Squeeze

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 3/20/1970

    Money is so tight in the Butler household, that they decide to sell various things to raise some cash, including Arthur's motorbike and side car.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ronald Chesney

  • The New Telly
    8.2/1068 votes
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    #8 - The New Telly

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 12/5/1971

    When the staff have their Christmas Club payout from Blakey, Stan and the family decide to buy a colour television. But they have a problem disposing of their old black and white tv.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ronald Chesney

  • The Cistern
    8.1/1077 votes
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    #9 - The Cistern

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/1970

    A noisy cistern in the Butler household is just the start of the troubles. Buying a new loo isn't the problem, it's how to get it home from the shop!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ronald Chesney

  • The 'L' Bus
    8.1/1065 votes
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    #10 - The 'L' Bus

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 1/1/1971

    After too many sleepless nights due to Arthur and Olive's squeaky bed, Stan tries his hand at mending it but unfortunately only suceeds in making it worse! Jack's aunt has a bed to sell but the problem is transporting it to the Butler's house. Fortunately, Stan and Jack is in charge of the 'learner' bus, training new staff, so they use the bus to transport the bed. However, the bus develops mechanical problems and they have to go back to the depot and move the bed onto another bus without Blakey seeing them!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Late Again
    8.0/1063 votes
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    #11 - Late Again

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 6/28/1969

    Stan is burning the candle at both ends, what with his new girlfriend keeping him out late at night and then having to do the early shift at the depot.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ronald Chesney

  • Busman's Perks
    8.0/1072 votes
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    #12 - Busman's Perks

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/1970

    Arthur and Olive's bedroom needs decorating, so the Butlers decide to paint the room the same colour as the Luxton Town and District Buses to save money.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ronald Chesney

  • The Cover Up
    8.0/1062 votes
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    #13 - The Cover Up

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 1/24/1971

    The Butlers furniture needs new covers. But as money is short, Stan suggests using spare bus seat fabric from the Depot. When Blakey makes an unexpected visit, the Butlers try to hide their new cushions!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Injury
    8.0/1066 votes
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    #14 - The Injury

    Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 2/14/1971

    Stan has an accident while decorating the bathroom. However because the injury was caused at home, he will not be paid sick pay. Jack has an idea, if they can mock up an accident at the depot, the management will have to pay up. A trap is set up on the depot stairs, but Blakey gets there first!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Epidemic
    8.0/1067 votes
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    #15 - The Epidemic

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/1971

    There's a flu epidemic at the depot and as Stan and Jack are getting extra overtime, they are determined to stay healthy.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Goodbye Stan
    8.0/1072 votes
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    #16 - Goodbye Stan

    Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 4/8/1973

    Stan decides he can make more money if he heads North and gets work in a car factory but,rather than hand in his resignation, he gets Blakey to sack him so that he can get a week's wages. He celebrates his last night at home and is unable to eat the fry-up his Mum has cooked him so he sticks it in his uniform pocket,a fact that Blakey discovers when he comes around to collect the uniform. However,as he has been evicted from his own lodgings,he takes Stan's room and becomes the Butlers' new lodger

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Inspector's Pets
    7.9/1066 votes
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    #17 - The Inspector's Pets

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/1971

    To prevent being found out after an accident, Stan offers to look after Blakey's pet goldfish and pedigree dog so that Blakey can take his mother for a weekend in Brighton and the bus can be fixed.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Union Trouble
    7.9/1064 votes
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    #18 - Union Trouble

    Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 3/19/1972

    When the management sacks Elsie the canteen lady, Stan stages a one man hunger strike.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Used Combination
    7.8/1066 votes
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    #19 - The Used Combination

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 6/7/1969

    Arthur's motorcycle and side car are in desperate need of repairs. Stan says that he can get the spare parts from the bus depot, if he can sneak them out past anyone in particular who might be watching.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Self Defence
    7.8/1068 votes
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    #20 - Self Defence

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 6/14/1969

    After a number of assaults on bus staff, the management introduce judo lessons. Enter Blakey as the judo instructor!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • First Aid
    7.8/1074 votes
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    #21 - First Aid

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/1970

    Blakey decides that all the Bus Crews, including Stan and Jack, must pass a first aid course .

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Ronald Chesney

  • The Kids' Outing
    7.8/1067 votes
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    #22 - The Kids' Outing

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 1/10/1971

    It's the day of the annual kids outing, a job that none of the bus crews want to do.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The New Nurse
    7.8/1068 votes
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    #23 - The New Nurse

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/7/1971

    The depot's snobby new nurse is looking for lodgings in town and the Butlers are too willing to oblige. However Arthur, impressed by her posh voice, good manners and taste in interlectual films is taking more than a shine to her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Thin Time
    7.8/1071 votes
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    #24 - A Thin Time

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 12/19/1971

    After taking a shine to a clippie who likes men with 'a full head of hair', Arthur decides to splash out on a wig. The problem is that the family is skint and cannot afford such things. Arthur then has the dilemma of keeping the wig a secret from the family.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Friends In High Places
    7.8/1072 votes
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    #25 - Friends In High Places

    Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 5/13/1973

    When Mrs. Butler goes for a job at the depot's canteen, she is interviewed by an old boyfriend, Mr. Simpson who is one of the managers. After she gets the job, Jack and Olive try to use Mum's influence with Mr. Simpson to try and get one over on Blakey.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A