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All Episodes of Onion News Network

Onion News Network is a parody television news show. The show premiered its ten-episode first season on January 21, 2011, at 10:00 p.m. EST on...
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Season 1

  • Enter The FactZone
    6.5/1021 votes
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    Enter The FactZone

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/21/2011

    One of the network's beautiful reporters is kidnapped and Onion News Network leaps into action. Brooke Alvarez runs down the big stories of the day. Tucker Hope delivers the Daily Briefing on a high-tech screen.

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  • Snowlocaust
    7.6/1012 votes
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    Snowlocaust

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/28/2011

    Brooke Alvarez oversees reporters from her vantage point in the FactZone.

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  • Man-Horse Marriage
    7.5/1015 votes
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    Man-Horse Marriage

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/2011

    Scandal erupts over a conservative senator's relationship with a horse. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez separates truth from lies so you don't have to waste time making up your own mind.

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  • Fifth Anniversary
    7.9/1016 votes
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    Fifth Anniversary

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/11/2011

    FactZone celebrates five years of total news dominance. Brooke Alvarez tracks the top stories of the day. Millions of viewers tune in nightly to watch Alvarez, beautiful and well-informed.

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  • The Trial of TR-425
    7.7/1014 votes
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    The Trial of TR-425

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/18/2011

    A predator drone plane stands trial in military court. Brooke Alvarez delivers a 30-minute nonstop news assault, covering politics, entertainment, science, and business news in the FactZone.

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  • Cyber Attack
    7.6/1011 votes
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    Cyber Attack

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/25/2011

    After America suffers a cyber attack, Brooke Alvarez interviews top U.S. officials via satellite. If someone saw something, or allegedly did something, you'll see them on the FactZone.

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  • The Real Obama
    7.9/1013 votes
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    The Real Obama

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/4/2011

    A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from around the world, except for the countries no one cares about.

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  • Stock Market Crash
    7.8/1012 votes
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    Stock Market Crash

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/11/2011

    When Wall Street panics after a stock market crash, Brooke Alvarez explores the story in depth.

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  • Real America
    7.6/1010 votes
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    Real America

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/18/2011

    Washington enters talks with the people of Real America. Whenever news happens, Brooke Alvarez is fearless in her pursuit of the truth, going to any length to bring America the news.

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  • American Dream
    7.8/1011 votes
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    American Dream

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 3/25/2011

    As America responds to news that the American Dream has died, Brooke Alvarez provides the news you need to survive in this terrible, frightening world.

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