Pickle and Peanut lends his new pimple friend, Greg, to frenemy Lazer in hopes of landing to invitation to his cool party.

Pickle and Peanut accidentally land Mam Mams (voiced by Micheal Croner), an old lady, in an old lady jail after violating an express lane rule in Mjärt Mart saying only ten items or less can be checked out at once, because Mam Mams checked out an eleventh item, so Pickle and Peanut must go to the jail and rescue her.

The boys go on a stakeout to uncover the mystery of the missing shopping carts and come face-to-face with notorious cart rustler Bloodbeard.

Peanut discovers that Pickle never learned to swim and takes him to the local pool for lessons. Meanwhile, Peanut falls in love with the swimming lesson instructor, to which he is later teamed up with Wayne.

Pickle wants a falcon so he can join the local falconry club, but Peanut acquires a parakeet from Sneaky Patty (voiced by Abbi Jacobson) instead. Both are later challenged to a falcon battle with Wayne.

Pickle is excited to win a family of creatures as a cereal box prize, but the creatures start multiplying rapidly and prove too much for Pickle and Peanut to handle.

Pickle and Peanut accidentally break Mjärt Mart's new automated checkout machine, the PAL-SCAN, but they brought the machine back to life after fixing it.

Peanut enters Pickle in a local mall contest to find the new face of America's Sweetboy Taffy.

Pickle and Peanut's friendship is tested when they conjure up the terrifying ghostly ghoul, Gory Agnes, and Pickle begins dating her.

After accidentally breaking Pickle's couch, the boys purchase a new one from Couch Dracula's but soon discover that the replacement couch is cursed.

Pickle and Peanut cannot afford a bottle of the body spray they are fixated on so they make their own.

The boys are desperate to buy a pair of the cool Turkey Wrap Headphones made by their favorite rapper D-Stixx, so they start a car service to earn extra money. Rapper Kool Keith guest stars as D-Stixx.

When Pickle bakes his grandma's delicious cookies for the neighbors, a troupe of little girls called the Sugar Bees compete with the boys to defend their turf.

Pickle's cast earns him some newfound popularity, so Peanut fakes a broken limb to get some attention.

The boys find "Pigfoot" – a portmanteau of a pig and Bigfoot – while (painfully) playing paintball with McSweats.

Pickle and Peanut visit Lazer's karate class, but Peanut is horrible at it, while Pickle is great at it. However, when a herd of goats wreak havoc (and the boys find out that the karate class is a fake), Pickle and Peanut must save the day.

The boys find a shark in the sewers and are eaten by it.

The boys, unhappy that Christmas is over, start a new holiday: "Cabbage Day".

The boys turn Christmas time back into springtime.

The boys have a snowball fight and find a "yellow snowball" that is set on wrecking the town.

Pickle goes on vacation with his family and puts Peanut in charge of his bees.

Pickle loses sleep over the relentlessly barking dog next door.

Peanut attends a renaissance faire hosted at the Pizza Slop.

Pickle and Peanut get teased at the local Y.

Pickle and Peanut find their favorite cartoon character at a yard sale. Shaquille O'Neal guest stars as 90's Adventure Bear.