[1] Ashton distracts 'Malcolm in the Middle' star Frankie Muniz while his accomplice Dax Shepard steals Frankie's $250,000 car. [2] Justin Timberlake has a visit from the repo man, who claim he owes $900,000 in back taxes. [3] Ryan Pinkston goes to the red carpet making fun of celebrities including Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson, Ray Liotta, Christina Aguilera, Denise Richards, Tori Amos, Christina Applegate and Pierce Brosnan.

[1] Buffy star Eliza Dushku is framed for shoplifting. [2] Mandy Moore thinks she's destroyed someone's home. [3] Boxer Oscar de la Hoya punks a member of the public.

[1] A naked shopper torments Dark Angel star Jessica Alba. [2] An angry jealous boyfriend mistakes 'That '70s Show' star Wilmer Valderrama's car for Ashton's. [3] Tom Arnold lends his obnoxious son to the punksters.

[1] Ryan Pinkston returns to the red carpet to ask rude questions to celebrities including Danny Masterson, Erika Christensen, Jon Abrahams, Eric Balfour, Christina Della Rose, Pauly Shore, Wilmer Valderrama, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Lacey Chabert, and Brett Scallions. [2] Justin Timberlake punks Kelly Osbourne. [3] Three locksmiths are framed for burglary.

[1] Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson and Trishelle Cannatella from 'The Real World' have to take off clothes to get through Ashton's metal detector. [2] 'Austin Powers' star Seth Green is busted at an illegal craps game.

[1] Jessica gets accused of saying rude things to a young boy. [2] Nick Lachey gets fooled into thinking he has a large amount of long-lost relatives.

[1] Jason "Wee Man" Acuna and Jack Osbourne are stopped by the MTV security and are denied access through the metal detector. [2] Pink thinks she is being framed by her boyfriend for running a motorcycle "chop shop". [3] Stephen Dorff is set up to get stuck with an $8,000 bar tab.

[1] Rosario Dawson is duped into thinking her limo collided with a pedestrian. [2] Britney Spears attempts to pull one over on Ashton. [3] The Punk'd crew is rude to NFL players during a golf tournament. Featuring Jerome Bettis (Pittsburgh Steelers*), Jeff Garcia (49ers*), Rod Smith (Denver Broncos*), Dax Shepard and Jeff Goldberg (Punk'd Co-creator) *at the date of episode airing

[1] Missy Elliot shopping for bling and a delivery person has accidentally walked off with the wrong package. [2] Hilary Duff gets a driving lesson with some very unorthodox driving strategies! [3] Usher dealing with a shoplifting sibling and he's going to have to foot the bill.

[1] Nick Carter believes he has hit someone with a van. [2] Nick plays the same prank on Tommy Lee. [3] Bow Wow is blamed for some missing jewelery.

[1] Lara Flynn Boyle goes on what she thinks is a free shopping spree. [2] Ashanti ends up on a bus full of singing Japanese tourists. [3] Bow Wow punks fellow rapper Omarion who is confronted by a friendly girl's overprotective Italian-American father.

[1] Rachel Leigh Cook breaks up a fight in a restaurant between the manager and waiter. [2] At a film premiere, Halle Berry is refused entry by a 'security guard', and Penelope Cruz is asked inane questions by Steve and Valentina. [3] An incompetent 'doctor' and 'nurse' attempt to give Taye Diggs his holiday injections.

[1] Travis Barker gets ready to throw down at dinner when his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend serves them up. [2] Jaime Pressly, fashion entrepreneur or sweat shop slave driver? [3] The Punk'd Foreign Press asks celebrities inapropriate questions by an asian reporter on the red carpet.

[1] Dave Mirra gets accused of fraud by the IRS. [2] OutKast are told they must pay the bill for a totaled rental car. [3] Amber Tamblyn is accused of losing a dog.

[1] Lindsay Lohan thinks she made her driver miss his baby's birth. [2] Beyoncé Knowles is tricked into thinking she has ruined Christmas for some children. [3] Bill Goldberg is led to believe his motorcycle got run over.

[1] Matthew Perry tries to joke his way out of a stolen car bust. [2] The 'O.C.'star Adam Brody gets into trouble at a wedding. [3] Eve goes for an interview she'll never forget.

[1] Chris Klein aids a SWAT team when they claim someone is being held hostage in his home. [2] Jeremy Sisto is put through an arduous sobriety test. [3] A cahoot makes fellow 'models' believe she's about to give birth during their photo-shoot with Vivica A. Fox and Tisha Campbell.

[1] Julia Stiles gets the royal treatment for ripping a priceless article of clothing! [2] Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's luxury trailer is completely blown up. [3] Kayley Cuoco has a trailer towed away, but in the process gets destroyed, and supposedly is a poor family's home.

[1] Brother Ira David helps set up Evan Rachel Wood during a photo-shoot for a fake auction of Mayan artifacts, one of which they break while posing. [2] Jennifer Love Hewitt finds herself stuck in a film studio with violent bookies. [3] Tampa player Warren Sapp is worried by a self-righteous waiter who expects his party to pay for a skinny 'diet'.

[1] Ashton gets held up at the security gate, the guard refuses him to pass and they make him take off his clothes. [2] Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are involved in a hit and run. [3] Tara Reid is also experienced in a hit and run when the driver hits a woman and drives away.

[1] Mike Shinoda gets slapped with a $5,000 fine for parking next to a fire hydrant when there was a fire. [2] Brandy gets caught with stolen jewels and her brother is arrested. [3] Mekhi Phifer gets accused of not paying his tax and is told he must pay it or he could go to jail.

[1] Jena Malone drives away with the wrong rental car and is accused of stealing the money found in it. [2] Shannon Elizabeth learns about an unauthorized honeymoon videotape. [3] NBA player Carmelo Anthony finds out his hotel room got trashed.

[1] Tyra Banks is told the restaurant she chose has a notice that anyone inside is to be filmed, as it turns out by a film crew for Coed Girls Gone Wild. [2] Kanye West's film shoot gets shut down. [3] Good Charlotte's Range Rover falls off a truck.

[1] Salma Hayek is accused of a public restroom incident when the toilet overflows! [2] Eva Longoria and co-star Jesse Metcalfe are leaving the set of Desperate Housewives, when they get pulled over by the police. Jesse flees and Eva is implicated in a crime. [3] 18-year-old Mario thinks he's going to meet a friend in a hotel room, but instead opens the door to a half-naked elderly woman.

[1] 'Desperate Housewives' Jesse Metcalfe, a mere accomplice in the previous episode, is blamed for broken equipment while auditioning for the role of a lifetime. [2] At a sobriety checkpoint, Kirsten Dunst's friend hits the front end of a police squad car, and all of them are going to to jail. [3] Michelle Rodriguez wrecks a convenience store.