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The Professor recounts what the Black Death was like, consulting a rat and Death himself.

Life During the Black Death Pandemic

The Professor delves into an old catfishing scheme and the role it played in parting a queen with her head.

Stealing The World's Most Expensive Necklace

A White Star Line employee survived the sinking of both the Titanic and its sister ship - what do the Professor and a notorious propeller have to say about it?

Surviving the Titanic: History's Luckiest Woman

In the season finale, the Professor talks dancing mania in Strasbourg in 1518, the famous incident where those people in France danced till they died.

The Dancing Plague

The Professor dissects the Baltimore Plot, the other attempt to assassinate Abraham Lincoln.

How America's First Female Detective Saved Abe Lincoln

The Professor takes his first foray into ancient history with the destruction of Pompeii by the singing Mt. Vesuvius.

The Terrifying Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius

The Professor tackles Egyptian history for the first time, with the female pharaoh Hatshepsut and two Ryan(n)s.

Hatshepsut: The Forgotten Pharaoh

The Professor tells the tale of an eventful year at the Olympic Games.

The Disastrous 1904 Olympic Marathon

The Professor recounts how a regular counterfeiter attempted to con the world's most intelligent person - and almost got away with it.

Isaac Newton's Nemesis

The Professor tells the insane tale of samurai Miyamoto Musashi, who accumulated a large body count and reputation for being unfashionably late.

The World's Greatest/Rudest Samurai

The Professor shares the story of Policarpa, a revolutionary teenage sewing spy.

Policarpa: The Revolutionary Teen Spy

In a spooky season finale, the Professor recalls that time those people ate each other in the mountains.

The Grisly Journey of The Donner Party

The Beast of Gevaudan

The War of the Golden Stool

Ziryab: The World's First Rock Star

The Affair of the Poisons

Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen

The Great Molasses Flood

Emus become the target as the Professor recounts Australia's great war.

The Great Emu War

Ryan and Ify each rack up millions of jelly beans from the generous Professor and Mansa Musa.

Mansa Musa: The Richest Man Who Ever Lived

Scabs n Pus infect Puppet History as the Professor talks smallpox during the American Revolution.

America vs. Smallpox: How Vaccines Saved The Nation

It's off to the Philippines for the Professor to meet an impressive polymath who just wanted to write books but sparked a revolution.

José Rizal: The Philippines' Reluctant Revolutionary

The Professor travels back to Kievan Rus' to meet a vengeful female regent.

The Bloody Revenge of Saint Olga of Kiev

It's back to France to exorcise a possessed convent and tear down a wall.

The Demonic Possessions of Loudun

This one's got it all! Hippos! Sworn enemies! TNT! Yes sir, it's an absolute rip-roaring start to yet another perfectly normal season in which everything is exactly as it seems.

How Hippo Meat Almost Saved America

The Defenestrations of Prague

The Vietnamese Sisters Who Fought An Empire

America's First Black Aviatrix

The Bloody Life of England's Fastest Surgeon

The Dreadful Demise of the Dinosaurs

The Unkillable Weirdo Who Invented The Saxophone

The Mistress Who Murdered Her Way To The Throne

The Fiery Sports Riot That Nearly Destroyed Constantinople

The Scandalous Life of France’s Bisexual Opera Icon

How a Pope's Nepobaby Became One of the Worst Tyrants in History

The Deadly Race To The South Pole

Pythagoras' Weird Math Cult

The Straw Hat Riots

Shajar al-Durr: The Rise of Egypt's Sultana

Lisztomania!

Do you have what it take to be England's Next Top Court Jester?

History's Greatest Jester

The Wager Mutiny

"The Professor," an expert accredited by Puppet U, hosts a ruthless competition for the title of History Master, quizzing contestants on subjects from history.

The Best Seasons of Puppet History

The Best Seasons of Puppet History

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