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The Worst Episodes of Queer Duck

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Queer Duck is an animated series produced by Mondo that originally appeared on Icebox.com and later moved to the American cable television channel Showtime in 2002, where it aired as a follow-up feature of the

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 1 - The Gayest Place on Earth
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    #1 - The Gayest Place on Earth

    S2:E1

    The Queer Gang go to a gay theme park. Queer Duck makes a pass at a sailor turkey named "Gobble - the salty Sea man" only to be thwarted by a captain (Mickey Mouse). Attractions seen are "It's a Gay World" (after all), "Butt Pirates" and several closeted stars are also caught there.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 2 - Gym Neighbors
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    #2 - Gym Neighbors

    S2:E2

    After insulting Openly Gator's oversized derrière, and Gator's histrionics over the insult, Gator takes Queer Duck to the gym to rectify the problem. While there, Duck cruises the patrons, leaving Gator to suffer an accident on a weight bench. When the accident leaves Gator with a turned-up nose, Duck tells him it looks like Tori Spelling's. Gator returns to his melodramatic histrionics.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 3 - Queer as Fowl
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    #3 - Queer as Fowl

    S2:E3

    While attending the funeral of H.I.V. Possum, Queer duck treats the event like a gay mixer. Queer Duck agrees, stating that "everything is a gay pickup, Desert Storm was a gay pickup." Queer Duck gets disgusted by the funeral poetry reading and turns the funeral into a gay disco. But as it turns out, Queer Duck also has a sensitive side.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 4 - Wedding Bell Blues
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    #4 - Wedding Bell Blues

    S2:E4

    While flying home after attending a gay rodeo, Dr. Laura appears on the gang's airplane's wing (like a gremlin) and starts to take apart the wing. She is ultimately electrocuted. During the panic, Queer Duck makes a "deathbed promise" to marry Openly Gator. They go to Vermont to marry, by a rabbi, where Queer Duck adds a laundry list of exceptions to his vows.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 5 - Ku Klux Klan and Ollie
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    #5 - Ku Klux Klan and Ollie

    S2:E5

    Queer Duck and the gang are having martinis at home when they are interrupted by the KKK. Queer Duck faces off against the unhooded Jerry Falwell and in the process of Queer Duck and Falwell's "exchange," they are offed by the other Klansmen and sent to heaven where they realize there are plenty of other gay occupants. Jerry's disdain for heaven gets him castawayed to an isolated cloud below the main "party" upstairs.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 6 - The Gay Road to Morocco
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    #6 - The Gay Road to Morocco

    S2:E6

    In a black-and-white parody of the film Road to Morocco, Queer Duck & the troupe offer a Gay Road to Morocco musical episode. They meet Bing Crosby and Bob Hope in the desert and are confronted by Abu Ben Dover (Cary Grant) and his army, which turns out to be a harem.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 7 - Quack Doctor
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    #7 - Quack Doctor

    S2:E7

    The Queer Gang go to see a gay head shrink, Dr. Ben Swine. Bi Polar Bear relates a recurring dream with Hollywood squares (true to Paul Lynde) and we learn of a dark side to Oscar Wildcat (expanded upon in episode 15). We also get a look at the hatching of Queer Duck. Finally, the anxious and insecure Openly Gator ends up with a good ol' bottle of Xanax.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 8 - Oscar's Wild
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    #8 - Oscar's Wild

    S2:E8

    The gang attends the Oscars, meeting Joan Rivers. The event is so boring that they all fall asleep. Upon waking, they join Jack Nicholson in a spree of destruction, tearing up the theater.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 9 - A Gay Outing
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    #9 - A Gay Outing

    S2:E9

    While Queer Duck is watching "Drugged Out Has-Been's Week" on the Biography Channel, his nephew, a Cub Scout, reminds him of his promise to take the troop on a camping trip. The boys find a copy of Out Magazine with Barney Frank on the cover, and Queer Duck tries to explain the contents of the personal ads. In a musical number, he makes up non-sexual meanings to the abbreviations common in the ads, such as GBM, S&M, B&D, bi/curious, dyke, vamp, butch, and "water-sports."

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 10 - Radio Head
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    #10 - Radio Head

    S2:E10

    Queer Duck and Openly Gator host a new radio program. First a mysterious caller calls in with a cooking question, "Oscar Mild-Cat." Finally there's a showdown with Dr. Laura, who comes out of the closet but ends up in a major "meltdown."

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 11 - Tales of the City Morgue
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    #11 - Tales of the City Morgue

    S2:E11

    Three short stories, including Bi Polar Bear's abduction by aliens who were hoping for a "breeder," Oscar Wildcat's creation of a "Barney Frankenstein", and Openly Gator's challenge to break Queer Duck from his Yentl addiction. Will this do in the whole Queer Gang?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 12 - Homo for the Holidays
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    #12 - Homo for the Holidays

    S2:E12

    Openly Gator and Queer Duck visit the Ducksteins for the holidays, where Dr. Duckstein tries to set up Openly Gator with Queer Duck's lesbian sister. But a fortunate wishbone break resolves the family crisis.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 13 - Bi Polar Bear and the Glorious Hole
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    #13 - Bi Polar Bear and the Glorious Hole

    S2:E13

    In a parody of Winnie the Pooh, Bi Polar Bear gets stuck in Oscar Wildcat's hole and becomes very popular in the neighborhood, enjoying the "attention" of many of his neighbors.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 14 - Santa Claus is Coming Out
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    #14 - Santa Claus is Coming Out

    S2:E14

    Queer Duck's holiday song outs Santa Claus. But when the real Santa visits Queer Duck's house on Christmas morning, Santa explains his true sexual persuasion.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Queer Duck Season 2 Episode 15 - Mardi Foie Gras
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    #15 - Mardi Foie Gras

    S2:E15

    At Mardi Gras, the gang is hanging out on a balcony trying to get beads. Queer Duck curses Dr. Laura using voodoo, ends up smashed by a "Hurricane" (cocktail) and wakes up to find himself "deflowered" by a sexy woman.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Queer Duck Season 1 Episode 5 - B.S. I Love You
    4.8/10(8 votes)

    #16 - B.S. I Love You

    S1:E5

    Queer Duck stands in line to see his idol Barbra Streisand. He gets tackled by her security and thrown in prison thanks to her gaydar system. Prison ends up being more of a "lucky break" however more than Queer Duck could have possibly imagined.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Queer Duck Season 1 Episode 4 - Queer Doc
    5.0/10(8 votes)

    #17 - Queer Doc

    S1:E4

    Queer Duck pranks Dr. Laura who tries to get even by stalking him down with a double barrel shotgun. Dr. Laura ends up trying to peek through a "glory hole" and ends up "cockeyed." Queer Duck pulls off a "Daffy" when she finally catches up to him at the local bar.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Queer Duck Season 1 Episode 3 - Oh Christ
    5.2/10(8 votes)

    #18 - Oh Christ

    S1:E3

    The plans of Dr. and Mrs. Duckstein, Duck's parents, to deprogram our hero are met with fabulously entertaining results.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Queer Duck Season 1 Episode 1 - I'm Coming Out
    6.1/10(15 votes)

    #19 - I'm Coming Out

    S1:E1

    October 11th is "Coming Out Day" and Queer Duck is coming out to his friends and family, but they already know.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Queer Duck Season 1 Episode 2 - Fiddler on the Roofie
    6.1/10(11 votes)

    #20 - Fiddler on the Roofie

    S1:E2

    Queer Duck babysits his nephew, who finds an interesting collection of video tapes.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Gayest Place on Earth" is the worst rated episode of "Queer Duck". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/30/2002. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Gym Neighbors".