When Mordecai and Rigby need a raise to fix a hole in their bedroom wall, they use a magical keyboard that allows them to do anything they want.

It's work time in The Park. They're having a birthday so Mordecai and Rigby are doing the chairs. They hate the chairs but need to do it. Afterwards they're out of chairs. They found a room with chairs instead they played a Arcade game that's not working. They have to save the day but they have to destroy The Destroyer.

Mordecai and Rigby try work overtime to earn enough money to buy tickets to a Fist Pump concert, but when they run out of coffee to keep them awake, they enlist the help of a business man and a coffee-bean to keep the coffee flowing.

When Rigby becomes tired of losing at "punchies", he visits Death Kwon Do, a mediocre martial-arts clinic, to learn a move that will enable him to win.

Mordecai and Rigby find a plate that they think would look good with cake, but when they don't have enough money for any, they use Skips' upcoming birthday as an excuse to throw a party and to eat the chocolate cake at the snack bar.

Mordecai and Rigby have to look for hot dogs in the meat locker when they burn the ones that Benson bought, but Rigby's incompetence ends up getting them locked in.

When Mordecai and Rigby eat Benson's grilled cheese sandwich, Benson makes them buy another one. Unaware that it was Benson's sandwich because of Rigby's lie, Mordecai makes a bet to see who can lie the most without getting caught.

Mordecai buys a special cologne to get the attention of Margaret, but it ends up attracting partying unicorns instead.

When Mordecai and Rigby try to prove that they are good prank callers by pranking the "Master Prank Caller", they are inadvertently transported into the 80's.

Rigby gets jealous of his brother, Don, when he visits the park to stop an audit and is forced to deal with him until he leaves.

When Mordecai and Rigby are told that all the snacks in the snack bar are free for employees, they go on a junk-food spree. But, the next day, when Mordecai cops-out, Rigby continues to eat junk-food, and his body, literally, leaves him.

When Mordecai and Rigby make a fake band, they accidentally enter for a live performance, even though they haven't a clue how to play any instruments.