Two bored groundskeepers, Mordecai (a six-foot-tall blue jay) and Rigby (a hyperactive raccoon) are best friends who spend their days trying to entertain themselves by any means necessary, much to the displeasure of their boss. Their everyday pursuits often lead to things spiraling out of control and into the surreal.
The best episode of "Regular Show" season 3 is "Stick Hockey", rated 8.9/10 from 3492 user votes. It was directed by John Infantino and written by Kat Morris, Sean Szeles. "Stick Hockey" aired on 9/19/2011 and is rated 0.5 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Bet to Be Blonde".
Mordecai and Rigby are slacking off again, this time with a stick hockey table. Benson finds out and makes a deal with the two--if they finish all their work, they can play the game. However, when Benson goes against his word and sells it, Mordecai and Rigby must set out to retrieve it.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Kat Morris, Sean Szeles
After losing a bet, Mordecai dyes his hair blonde and gets pulled into a shadowy blonde cult.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Benton Connor, Calvin Wong
The gang must get Skips to rejoin their bowling team, or face losing their souls to Death.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Benton Connor, Calvin Wong
A three-part Halloween special in which terrifying tales are told. In "Creepy Doll", the guys discover an old doll that wants revenge on Pops. In "Death Metal Crash Pit", a pit is haunted by a 1980s death-metal band. In the last segment, "In the House", Mordecai dresses up as a father with five "kids", to receive more Halloween candy, while Rigby goes as a robber and scares away people.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Andres Salaff, Kat Morris, Sean Szeles, J.G. Quintel
Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret and Eileen head to the mountains for a camping trip in their "secret spot." Mordecai tries to prove to Margaret that camping is cool.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Kat Morris, Sean Szeles
Mordecai needs access to the computer so he and Rigby challenge Muscle Man and High Five Ghost to a basketball game for a week’s worth of computer time.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Ben Adams, Andres Salaff
After wrecking the cart, Benson takes it away from Mordecai and Rigby and replaces it with two bikes. The guys make a deal with Benson that if he admits they are cool, he'll give it back to them.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Benton Connor, Calvin Wong
Mordecai and Rigby are tired of Benson's new laws for the house, so they try to find a new place to stay that is free from rules.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: John Infantino, Andres Salaff
When Pops is humiliated by a bunch of rappers, Mordecai and Rigby attempt to teach him to rap instead of recite poetry.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Kat Morris, Sean Szeles
Influenced by a movie trailer, Mordecai and Rigby believe that a cool car can get you girls, much to the disgust of Margaret and Eileen.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Benton Connor, Calvin Wong
Mordecai and Rigby need to get rid of graffiti in the park.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Andres Salaff, Toby Jones
Mordecai and Rigby help Benson try to impress Audrey, but Chuck gets in the way of that.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Hilary Florido, Benton Connor
Rigby swaps fortune cookies with Benson in hopes of improving his luck.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Hilary Florido, Benton Connor, Calvin Wong
Pops bans Benson from yelling at Mordecai and Rigby, causing Benson to have a major meltdown.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Kat Morris, Sean Szeles
Skips lacks computer skills and can't help Mordecai and Rigby master technology.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Toby Jones, Calvin Wong
Mordecai accidentally calls Margaret and must find a way to erase the embarrassing message he left on her voicemail.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Kat Morris, Sean Szeles
Mordecai tries to eat a large omelette in order to win a hat for Rigby.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: J.G. Quintel
Muscle Man wants to be appreciated at the park so he threatens to leave and take a job as a gut model.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Kat Morris, Sean Szeles
Mordecai and Rigby enter a video game tournament to win a prototype video game controller called “The Maximum Glove”.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Hilary Florido, Benton Connor
Mordecai and Rigby must tell Muscle Man that the scratch ticket they gave him was a fake.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Hilary Florido, Benton Connor
Mordecai and Rigby try to fool Benson so they can eat the best burgers in the world.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Andres Salaff
The guys fight for their jobs after Benson replaces them with an ostrich and a possum.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: John Infantino, Mike Roth, J.G. Quintel
Rigby changes his name so that he can be cooler but quickly regrets his choice.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Hilary Florido, Benton Connor
Mordecai and Rigby do Skips work for his birthday, but Skips hurts his hand. He was supposed to fight someone, but with his hands injured, Mordecai and Rigby must fight the person themselves with the Fists of Justice.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Andres Salaff
Mordecai thinks that Margaret is engaged, and he wants to find a girlfriend as soon as possible to try and get over her.
Director: John Infantino
Writer: Kat Morris, Sean Szeles