Barney Miller

The Best Episodes of Barney Miller

Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC

Every episode of Barney Miller ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Barney Miller!

Barney Miller is an American situation comedy television series set in a New York City police station in Greenwich Village. The series originally was broadcast...
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  1. 9.5/10(243 votes)

    #1 - Jack Soo, a Retrospective

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    S5:E24

    The cast step out of character to offer a tribute to Jack Soo, who died during the show's fifth season.

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    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:N/A
  2. 9.3/10(383 votes)

    #2 - Hash

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    S3:E11

    Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic (""natural enemies"" says Harris) square off with dueling swords.

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    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:N/A
  3. 9.0/10(199 votes)

    #3 - Landmark (3)

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    S8:E22

    Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Harris contemplates his resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

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  4. 8.8/10(224 votes)

    #4 - Escape Artist

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    S1:E11

    A self-avowed ""bird-man"" drops in; Barney holds a resourceful escaped prisoner for the FBI; Harris decides to write a novel, setting up one of the series' most durable storylines.

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  5. 8.7/10(213 votes)

    #5 - Werewolf

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    S3:E6

    A disturbance in the park turns out to be a man who claims to be a werewolf.

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  6. 8.6/10(208 votes)

    #6 - The Hero

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    S1:E13

    Chano is guilt-stricken when he shoots a holdup man; Liz makes a citizen's arrest, after being robbed at ""stickpoint"" by a twelve-year-old.

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  8. 8.6/10(150 votes)

    #7 - Goodbye, Mr. Fish (2)

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    S4:E2

    Fish finally shows up for work, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

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  9. 8.5/10(137 votes)

    #8 - The Vandal

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    S5:E9

    Barney has the uneasy feeling that it may have been Levitt that vandalized the precinct squad room; a TV programming executive is assaulted in a coffee shop.

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    Director:Noam Pitlik
  10. 8.5/10(143 votes)

    #9 - The Harris Incident

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    S5:E10

    A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar; a rookie cop, assuming Harris to be a felon, shoots at him.

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  11. 8.5/10(116 votes)

    #10 - Vanished (2)

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    S6:E14

    Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

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  12. 8.5/10(117 votes)

    #11 - Fog

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    S6:E22

    Barney is down in the dumps when he is passed over again for deputy inspector

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  13. 8.5/10(128 votes)

    #12 - The Librarian

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    S7:E13

    A serious tone pervades this episode about a gypsy and his harassment of the owner of a novelty store; on the lighter side, a librarian takes extreme measures to ensure quiet amongst the stacks.

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  14. 8.5/10(114 votes)

    #13 - Lady and the Bomb

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    S7:E18

    The verdict is in on the Harris/Ripner libel suit, and a woman threatens to blow up the squad room with a homemade bomb. What better time for Detective Fish to drop by for a visit?

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    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:N/A
  15. 8.4/10(166 votes)

    #14 - Discovery

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    S2:E8

    Marty claims that a member of the 12th is harassing the gay community; the precinct computers think Fish is dead.

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    Director:N/A
  16. 8.4/10(117 votes)

    #15 - Community Relations

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    S3:E13

    An evicted tenant greets a landlord with a musket; Barney's charged with harassment when he books a blind shoplifter.

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    Director:Noam Pitlik
  17. 8.4/10(128 votes)

    #16 - Chase

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    S4:E8

    A taxi company is irate when Wojo totals a borrowed cab while pursuing a robbery suspect; Lieutenant Scanlon tries to ferret out 12th Precinct corruption with a drug pusher.

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  18. 8.4/10(115 votes)

    #17 - Eviction (2)

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    S4:E17

    The hotel situation now involves a SWAT team, while Dietrich learns the identity of his amnesic ""girlfriend.""

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  19. 8.4/10(122 votes)

    #18 - Hostage

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    S4:E20

    Harris finally finds an apartment in the Village; a ventriloquist insists he's not responsible for his dummy's insensitive remarks; a prisoner holds the boys at gunpoint.

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    Director:Hal Linden
  20. 8.4/10(120 votes)

    #19 - Voice Analyzer

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    S5:E14

    Lieutenant Scanlon returns, this time attempting to ferret out corruption with a lie detector; Barney is suspicious of a furrier's robbery report.

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  21. 8.4/10(116 votes)

    #20 - The Photographer

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    S6:E2

    A tranquil prisoner claims to be Jesus Christ, which is timely for the drug dealer caught with an impressive stash; an elderly mugger poses as a photographer to ensnare lonely women.

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    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:N/A
  22. 8.4/10(128 votes)

    #21 - The Child Stealers

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    S6:E15

    A self-proclaimed time traveler tells Harris to fine tune his stock portfolio; Marty's divrorced gentleman friend Mr. Driscoll attempts to reclaim his son by abducting him from the playground.

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  23. 8.4/10(106 votes)

    #22 - The Psychic

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    S7:E11

    An accused mugger claims that he was answering a psychic vision; a language professor takes vandalistic umbrage to a grammatically incorrect billboard.

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  24. 8.3/10(185 votes)

    #23 - The Guest

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    S1:E10

    The 12th Precinct reluctantly guards a mob witness; Chano uses his co-workers' own cash stash to set up a narcotics buy.

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  25. 8.3/10(154 votes)

    #24 - You Dirty Rat

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    S2:E9

    Barney smells a rat when two pounds of confiscated marijuana disappears from the evidence locker, and a homeless man spends the night in a department store—apparently one of many.

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  26. 8.3/10(148 votes)

    #25 - The Mole

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    S2:E22

    Fish considers an operation; a burglar known as ""The Mole"" leads Harris and Wojo on a merry chase through the city sewer system. Ron Carey plays the Mole, and returns as Levitt in the next season.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Jack Soo, a Retrospective" is the best rated episode of "Barney Miller". It scored 9.5/10 based on 243 votes. Directed by Noam Pitlik and written by N/A, it aired on 5/17/1979. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Hash".