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The Best Episodes of Barney Miller

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Barney Miller is an American situation comedy television series set in a New York City police station in Greenwich Village. The series originally was broadcast from January 23, 1975 to May 20, 1982 on ABC.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Barney Miller Season 5 Episode 24 - Jack Soo, a Retrospective
    9.6/10(280 votes)

    #1 - Jack Soo, a Retrospective

    S5:E24

    The cast step out of character to offer a tribute to Jack Soo, who died during the show's fifth season.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Barney Miller Season 3 Episode 11 - Hash
    9.4/10(433 votes)

    #2 - Hash

    S3:E11

    Wojo brings hashish-laced brownies his new girlfriend made to the 12th Precinct, getting the detective squad stoned; while an actor and critic (""natural enemies"" says Harris) square off with dueling swords.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Barney Miller Season 8 Episode 22 - Landmark (3)
    9.1/10(223 votes)

    #3 - Landmark (3)

    S8:E22

    Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Harris contemplates his resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

    Director:Danny Arnold
    Writers:Tony Sheehan, Frank Dungan, Jeff Stein

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  4. Barney Miller Season 1 Episode 11 - Escape Artist
    8.8/10(258 votes)

    #4 - Escape Artist

    S1:E11

    A self-avowed ""bird-man"" drops in; Barney holds a resourceful escaped prisoner for the FBI; Harris decides to write a novel, setting up one of the series' most durable storylines.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writers:Danny Arnold, Chris Hayward

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  5. Barney Miller Season 3 Episode 6 - Werewolf
    8.8/10(238 votes)

    #5 - Werewolf

    S3:E6

    A disturbance in the park turns out to be a man who claims to be a werewolf.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writers:Danny Arnold, Reinhold Weege

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  6. Barney Miller Season 4 Episode 2 - Goodbye, Mr. Fish (2)
    8.7/10(171 votes)

    #6 - Goodbye, Mr. Fish (2)

    S4:E2

    Fish finally shows up for work, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

    Director:Danny Arnold
    Writer:Reinhold Weege

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  7. Barney Miller Season 5 Episode 10 - The Harris Incident
    8.7/10(165 votes)

    #7 - The Harris Incident

    S5:E10

    A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar; a rookie cop, assuming Harris to be a felon, shoots at him.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:Reinhold Weege

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  8. Barney Miller Season 1 Episode 13 - The Hero
    8.6/10(235 votes)

    #8 - The Hero

    S1:E13

    Chano is guilt-stricken when he shoots a holdup man; Liz makes a citizen's arrest, after being robbed at ""stickpoint"" by a twelve-year-old.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writers:Danny Arnold, Chris Hayward

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  9. Barney Miller Season 5 Episode 9 - The Vandal
    8.6/10(158 votes)

    #9 - The Vandal

    S5:E9

    Barney has the uneasy feeling that it may have been Levitt that vandalized the precinct squad room; a TV programming executive is assaulted in a coffee shop.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:Tony Sheehan

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  10. Barney Miller Season 6 Episode 15 - The Child Stealers
    8.6/10(147 votes)

    #10 - The Child Stealers

    S6:E15

    A self-proclaimed time traveler tells Harris to fine tune his stock portfolio; Marty's divrorced gentleman friend Mr. Driscoll attempts to reclaim his son by abducting him from the playground.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writers:Frank Dungan, Jeff Stein

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  11. Barney Miller Season 2 Episode 8 - Discovery
    8.5/10(192 votes)

    #11 - Discovery

    S2:E8

    Marty claims that a member of the 12th is harassing the gay community; the precinct computers think Fish is dead.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Danny Arnold, Chris Hayward

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  12. Barney Miller Season 4 Episode 8 - Chase
    8.5/10(147 votes)

    #12 - Chase

    S4:E8

    A taxi company is irate when Wojo totals a borrowed cab while pursuing a robbery suspect; Lieutenant Scanlon tries to ferret out 12th Precinct corruption with a drug pusher.

    Director:Jeremiah Morris
    Writers:Danny Arnold, Reinhold Weege

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  13. Barney Miller Season 4 Episode 20 - Hostage
    8.5/10(139 votes)

    #13 - Hostage

    S4:E20

    Harris finally finds an apartment in the Village; a ventriloquist insists he's not responsible for his dummy's insensitive remarks; a prisoner holds the boys at gunpoint.

    Director:Hal Linden
    Writer:Reinhold Weege

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  14. Barney Miller Season 5 Episode 14 - Voice Analyzer
    8.5/10(138 votes)

    #14 - Voice Analyzer

    S5:E14

    Lieutenant Scanlon returns, this time attempting to ferret out corruption with a lie detector; Barney is suspicious of a furrier's robbery report.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:Reinhold Weege

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  15. Barney Miller Season 6 Episode 14 - Vanished (2)
    8.5/10(132 votes)

    #15 - Vanished (2)

    S6:E14

    Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writers:Tony Sheehan, Frank Dungan, Jeff Stein

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  16. Barney Miller Season 1 Episode 10 - The Guest
    8.4/10(210 votes)

    #16 - The Guest

    S1:E10

    The 12th Precinct reluctantly guards a mob witness; Chano uses his co-workers' own cash stash to set up a narcotics buy.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writers:Danny Arnold, Chris Hayward

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  17. Barney Miller Season 2 Episode 9 - You Dirty Rat
    8.4/10(174 votes)

    #17 - You Dirty Rat

    S2:E9

    Barney smells a rat when two pounds of confiscated marijuana disappears from the evidence locker, and a homeless man spends the night in a department store—apparently one of many.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writers:Danny Arnold, Chris Hayward

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  18. Barney Miller Season 2 Episode 22 - The Mole
    8.4/10(169 votes)

    #18 - The Mole

    S2:E22

    Fish considers an operation; a burglar known as ""The Mole"" leads Harris and Wojo on a merry chase through the city sewer system. Ron Carey plays the Mole, and returns as Levitt in the next season.

    Director:Mark Warren
    Writers:Danny Arnold, Reinhold Weege, Chris Hayward

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  19. Barney Miller Season 3 Episode 3 - Quarantine (2)
    8.4/10(165 votes)

    #19 - Quarantine (2)

    S3:E3

    The quarantined 12th Precinct tries to make it through the night: Lugar has a 'talk' with Marty and Daryl Driscoll; and Harris has a loud rant in his sleep.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writers:Danny Arnold, Tony Sheehan

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  20. Barney Miller Season 4 Episode 11 - Atomic Bomb
    8.4/10(164 votes)

    #20 - Atomic Bomb

    S4:E11

    Neither the bomb squad nor the government recognizes a college student's physics project as a functional atomic bomb - but Detective Dietrich does.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:Reinhold Weege

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  21. Barney Miller Season 4 Episode 16 - Eviction (1)
    8.4/10(138 votes)

    #21 - Eviction (1)

    S4:E16

    Barney puts his career on the line by refusing to forcibly evict the tenants of a condemned hotel, while Lugar tries to figure out what to do with his vacation time.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:Reinhold Weege

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  22. Barney Miller Season 5 Episode 13 - The Indian
    8.4/10(143 votes)

    #22 - The Indian

    S5:E13

    A woman has her shoes stolen - from her feet; Wojo is forced to arrest an aging Indian who only wants to die in the park.

    Directors:Reinhold Weege, Noam Pitlik
    Writer:Reinhold Weege

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  23. Barney Miller Season 6 Episode 2 - The Photographer
    8.4/10(132 votes)

    #23 - The Photographer

    S6:E2

    A tranquil prisoner claims to be Jesus Christ, which is timely for the drug dealer caught with an impressive stash; an elderly mugger poses as a photographer to ensnare lonely women.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Barney Miller Season 6 Episode 8 - The Desk
    8.4/10(139 votes)

    #24 - The Desk

    S6:E8

    A former master criminal becomes a walking zombie following his lobotomy; a man is unable to use the telephone after being mugged because he's Amish. Jeff Corey, who appeared previously as ""The Prisoner,"" was a renowned acting teacher.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writers:Frank Dungan, Jeff Stein

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  25. Barney Miller Season 6 Episode 13 - Vanished (1)
    8.4/10(144 votes)

    #25 - Vanished (1)

    S6:E13

    Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

    Director:Noam Pitlik
    Writers:Tony Sheehan, Frank Dungan, Jeff Stein

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Best Episodes Summary

"Jack Soo, a Retrospective" is the best rated episode of "Barney Miller". It scored 9.6/10 based on 280 votes. Directed by Noam Pitlik and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/17/1979. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Hash".