5.9/1031 votes#1 - Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2007
Bret Michaels, lead singer of the Rock band Poison, welcomes 25 young ladies to his rocker lair in the hopes of finding that one special girl he can call his own. In order to help him with this great task, Bret enlists the help of his friend, who is also his tour manager and head of security, Big John. After the girls explore the house and meet each other, Bret has them line up for a special photo shoot. Here, he gets the first taste of the girls' personalities, as he snaps pictures of each of them for what will become their V.I.P. Backstage passes. Some are sexy, and some are...well not so much. After the shoot, it's time for cocktails and a backyard mixer. Trying desperately to make an impression on Bret, the girls pull and tug at him and compete for his attention, leaving Bret a bit overwhelmed. When the girls finally get him alone, and the conversation begins, Bret realizes all those years on the road has made him a little rusty at dating.
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- 4.8/1026 votes
#2 - Talk Dirty to Me
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 7/22/2007
Bret puts the ladies through a phone competition to see who has the most seductive voice. The winner will be safe from eliminations.
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- 5.1/1021 votes
#3 - Motocross
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 7/29/2007
The ladies learn to ride motorbikes and then split into teams of three for a Motocross relay race. The winning team will each get dates with Bret.
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- 4.8/1021 votes
#4 - Riff It Good
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 8/5/2007
The remaining girls have to write and sing a song to impress Bret. The event will be judged by Big John and a guest judge. Bret also takes one of the ladies on a horseback riding date.
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- 5.0/1021 votes
#5 - First Annual Bret's Mudbowl
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 8/12/2007
The eight remaining ladies compete in a muddy football game and the MVP gets a date with Bret.
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- 5.0/1020 votes
#6 - Tour Bus Challenge
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 8/19/2007
The ladies face off to determine who can best handle the grind of being a touring musician. Later, they celebrate Bret's birthday.
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- 5.1/1021 votes
#7 - Show Me Your Hits
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 8/26/2007
The remaining six ladies are split into two teams to shoot an album cover for Bret's new release. The winning team's creative director is awarded a private date with Bret and the two models get a tandem date.
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- 5.5/1022 votes
#8 - Superfan Challenge
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 9/2/2007
The remaining five women are interviewed by three of Bret's biggest fans, who then decide on the woman they think is best for Bret.
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- 5.4/1020 votes
#9 - Vegas Baby!
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 9/9/2007
The final four ladies travel to Las Vegas to see Bret perform. After the gig, backstage partying gets out of control.
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- 5.2/1021 votes
#10 - Meet the Parents
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 9/16/2007
The parents of the three remaining ladies meet Bret. Meanwhile, trust issues cause turmoil in the house.
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- 4.9/1018 votes
#11 - Clip Show
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 9/23/2007
Highlights from the season.
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- 5.5/1021 votes
#12 - The Rose & the Thorn
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 9/30/2007
The season wraps up with Bret taking the final two ladies to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. When they return home, Bret chooses one to “rock his world.
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- 5.3/1020 votes
#13 - Reunion
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 10/7/2007
The ladies who vied for Bret's affections return to his mansion to discuss the competition.
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The Best Episodes of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1
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Season 1 Ratings Summary
"Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" is the best rated episode of "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" season 1. It scored 5.9/10 based on 31 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 7/15/2007. This episode is rated 1.1 points higher than the second-best, "Talk Dirty to Me".