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The Best Episodes of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1

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Rock of Love with Bret Michaels is an American reality television dating game show. It stars Bret Michaels, the lead singer from the band Poison. The show closely resembles its sister show Flavor of Love.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 1 - Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time
    6.0/10(33 votes)

    #1 - Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time

    S1:E1

    Bret Michaels, lead singer of the Rock band Poison, welcomes 25 young ladies to his rocker lair in the hopes of finding that one special girl he can call his own. In order to help him with this great task, Bret enlists the help of his friend, who is also his tour manager and head of security, Big John. After the girls explore the house and meet each other, Bret has them line up for a special photo shoot. Here, he gets the first taste of the girls' personalities, as he snaps pictures of each of them for what will become their V.I.P. Backstage passes. Some are sexy, and some are...well not so much. After the shoot, it's time for cocktails and a backyard mixer. Trying desperately to make an impression on Bret, the girls pull and tug at him and compete for his attention, leaving Bret a bit overwhelmed. When the girls finally get him alone, and the conversation begins, Bret realizes all those years on the road has made him a little rusty at dating.

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  2. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 2 - Talk Dirty to Me
    4.8/10(27 votes)

    #2 - Talk Dirty to Me

    S1:E2

    Bret puts the ladies through a phone competition to see who has the most seductive voice. The winner will be safe from eliminations.

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  3. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 3 - Motocross
    5.1/10(22 votes)

    #3 - Motocross

    S1:E3

    The ladies learn to ride motorbikes and then split into teams of three for a Motocross relay race. The winning team will each get dates with Bret.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 4 - Riff It Good
    4.8/10(22 votes)

    #4 - Riff It Good

    S1:E4

    The remaining girls have to write and sing a song to impress Bret. The event will be judged by Big John and a guest judge. Bret also takes one of the ladies on a horseback riding date.

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  5. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 5 - First Annual Bret's Mudbowl
    5.0/10(22 votes)

    #5 - First Annual Bret's Mudbowl

    S1:E5

    The eight remaining ladies compete in a muddy football game and the MVP gets a date with Bret.

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  6. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 6 - Tour Bus Challenge
    5.0/10(21 votes)

    #6 - Tour Bus Challenge

    S1:E6

    The ladies face off to determine who can best handle the grind of being a touring musician. Later, they celebrate Bret's birthday.

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  7. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 7 - Show Me Your Hits
    5.1/10(22 votes)

    #7 - Show Me Your Hits

    S1:E7

    The remaining six ladies are split into two teams to shoot an album cover for Bret's new release. The winning team's creative director is awarded a private date with Bret and the two models get a tandem date.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 8 - Superfan Challenge
    5.5/10(23 votes)

    #8 - Superfan Challenge

    S1:E8

    The remaining five women are interviewed by three of Bret's biggest fans, who then decide on the woman they think is best for Bret.

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  9. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 9 - Vegas Baby!
    5.4/10(21 votes)

    #9 - Vegas Baby!

    S1:E9

    The final four ladies travel to Las Vegas to see Bret perform. After the gig, backstage partying gets out of control.

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  10. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 10 - Meet the Parents
    5.2/10(22 votes)

    #10 - Meet the Parents

    S1:E10

    The parents of the three remaining ladies meet Bret. Meanwhile, trust issues cause turmoil in the house.

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  11. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 11 - Clip Show
    4.9/10(19 votes)

    #11 - Clip Show

    S1:E11

    Highlights from the season.

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  12. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 12 - The Rose & the Thorn
    5.5/10(22 votes)

    #12 - The Rose & the Thorn

    S1:E12

    The season wraps up with Bret taking the final two ladies to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. When they return home, Bret chooses one to “rock his world.

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  13. Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 1 Episode 13 - Reunion
    5.3/10(21 votes)

    #13 - Reunion

    S1:E13

    The ladies who vied for Bret's affections return to his mansion to discuss the competition.

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Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" is the best rated episode of "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" season 1. It scored 6/10 based on 33 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/15/2007. This episode is rated 1.2 points higher than the second-best, "Talk Dirty to Me".