Every season of Rock, Paper, Scissors ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Scissors, struggling to make ends meet, is repeatedly fired from various jobs until he lands a position as a janitor for a secret crime-fighting organization, embarking on his first (and only) mission to confront a supervillain alongside his fellow janitors.

Scissors Gets a Job

After the heater breaks, freezing their apartment, Paper tries to save his friends while Lou attends Landlord Con.

The Arctic

Paper falls in love with his next door neighbor Pencil, and when he becomes desperate to impress her, he lies about being a proper inventor. Things spill over when he ends up being the Earth's only hope against an alien invasion led by hippos.

Paper's Big Lie

Scissors helps Paper have a weekend interesting enough to impress Pencil. Even more exciting: Rock buys a hat.

Weekend Story

Paper tries to get respect by dressing as a doctor; Scissors tries to get more by dressing as a basketball star.

Scrubs

Our trio go on an unnecessarily action-packed adventure with Paper's sister, Sandpaper, to get seven key limes.

Key Limes

Paper joins Rock and Scissors in a prank war against the Rat Bros and Pencil; Pencil has a secret weapon.

Prank War

When Pencil comes over to watch a horror movie, Paper worries he'll be too scared to handle it.

Pencil Comes Over

When Paper doesn't think that fart jokes are funny, Pencil, Scissors & Rock get help from a old comedian who used to tell stand-up comedy using fart jokes.

The Fart Joke Debate

The trio plays a game of hide and seek that spans the globe and takes decades to complete.

Hide and Seek

In order to make him lower the rent, Rock, Paper & Scissors help their grumpy landlord Lou on his bucket list for one thing: becoming a pop star.

The First Lou Episode

Rock and Scissors learn that Paper invents better when angry. So, as his friends, they try to enrage him.

Paper's Secret Weapon

When Scissors constructs a lie that it was Rock's birthday in an opportunity to get free cake, the trio gets caught and is on the run from the Birthday Police, and hide in an underground cave with other people who have done the same thing.

Birthday Police

Rock, Paper, and Scissors try to prove they shouldn't be replaced by their incredible new friend, Putty.

Putty

Rock, Paper, and Scissors try to transform their unusual car, The Susan, into a prize-winning vehicle.

The Susan

Paper gives Rock mechanical eyebrows to help with an audition. Scissors has an adventure with stand-ins.

Eyebrows

There's a light wind, and Paper is far from home. Will Rock and Scissors save him or will Paper blow away forever?

The Wind

When Rock's TV dinner isn't as plentiful as advertised, he fights for justice. Scissors works for the company.

Six Pieces of Turkey

After Scissors breaks his arm from sledding, he tries to hide it from Paper so he doesn't have to hear him say "I was right!"

The Sled Hill

After learning about a bunch of eccentric holidays like Rock Day, Paper vows to get a holiday of his own.

National Paper Day

To attend the Rat Bros' party, the trio tries to get their hands on the latest cool item: pogo sticks.

Pogo Sticks

Rock tries to get a job at Evil Robot Corp. Paper and Scissors see if the company is exactly what it sounds like.

Car Wash

Rock, Paper, and Scissors meet another trio with their same names. Our trio tries to prove they're not the worst.

The Other Rock Paper Scissors

Rock and Paper try to end a feud between Scissors and a powerful magician before her magic ruins their lives.

The Astonishing Catalina

The trio’s perfect holiday photo is ruined by a ghost who follows them everywhere… and won’t smile for the camera.

The Holiday Picture

Rock challenges Scissors to a high-stakes bowling game. Unfortunately, Rock's never bowled a day in his life.

Bowling

When a personality quiz gives Rock the worst result, he tries to prove to everyone that he knows who he truly is.

The Character Quiz

When his friends become obsessed with Rock's friend, Potato, Paper tries to win back their attention.

Potato

In order to feel smart, Paper puts together a book club with the least intelligent people he knows.

Paper's Book Club

When Rock's dad comes to town, Rock joins the family business in an attempt to finally impress his father.

The Family Business

Someone from Scissors' past returns and threatens to kick his butt unless Scissors mows his lawn.

Scissors' Catapult

Pencil gets lost in the mountains and tries to find a way home with the help of Potato... who's very unhelpful.

Pencil and Potato

Paper makes Scissors feel bad for not doing his New Year's resolution, so Scissors tries to do it in 12 hours.

Resolutions

After receiving a glitter bomb in the mail, Rock vows revenge on the anonymous bomber.

Glitter Bomb

Scissors goes deep into his mind to decide on whether to help his roommates bring in the groceries.

Helping with the Groceries

Scissors blindly sells his likeness to a new company... which turns out to sell diapers for babies with huge poops.

Diapers

Rock tries to convince Paper and Scissors he's ready for a pet by taking care of a deadly robotic dog.

R.O.V.E.R.

Paper tries to make Scissors do his one chore while Rock looks for the perfect fantasy romance.

Trash

Rock, Paper and Scissors are best friends and roommates who compete over everything, but it’s (mostly) all love. They each bring something different to the friendship - Rock is the moral compass, Paper is the practical one, and Scissors is the right amount of chaos. Together, they get into the wildest adventures.

The Best Seasons of Rock, Paper, Scissors

The Best Seasons of Rock, Paper, Scissors

Season 1