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The Worst Episodes of Rock, Paper, Scissors

Every episode of Rock, Paper, Scissors ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Worst episode
S1E13 Birthday Police
7.637 votes
Best episode
S1E8 Pencil Comes Over
9.448 votes
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Season 1
9.3avg
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14h 40m
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 13 - Birthday Police
    7.6/10(37 votes)

    S1:E13

    When Scissors constructs a lie that it was Rock's birthday in an opportunity to get free cake, the trio gets caught and is on the run from the Birthday Police, and hide in an underground cave with other people who have done the same thing.

    Director:James Burks
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  2. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 2 Episode 3 - Scissors' Orchestra
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    S2:E3

    Scissors hires an orchestra to follow him around and score his life, helping him attract a famous girlfriend.

    Director:Chad Hicks
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  3. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 2 - The Arctic
    8.1/10(34 votes)

    S1:E2

    After the heater breaks, freezing their apartment, Paper tries to save his friends while Lou attends Landlord Con.

    Director:James Burks
    Writer:Spencer Porter

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  4. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 1 - Scissors Gets a Job
    8.3/10(50 votes)

    S1:E1

    Scissors, struggling to make ends meet, is repeatedly fired from various jobs until he lands a position as a janitor for a secret crime-fighting organization, embarking on his first (and only) mission to confront a supervillain alongside his fellow janitors.

    Directors:James Burks, Benjamin Balistreri
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina, Mike Trapp

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  5. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 2 Episode 2 - Paper and Pencil Tell a Joke
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    S2:E2

    Paper and Pencil tell a kind of funny joke at a party and chase the feeling of people finding them funny by telling it again and again.

    Director:Chad Hicks
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina, Rekha Barua

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  6. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 3 Episode 6 - The Wish
    7.4/10(8 votes)

    S3:E6

    Rock, Paper, and Scissors find a genie, but just as they're about to make their wish, his 1,000 year curse runs out, and he can no longer grant their wish.

    Director:Jeff Barker
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  7. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 7 - Prank War
    8.4/10(33 votes)

    S1:E7

    Paper joins Rock and Scissors in a prank war against the Rat Bros and Pencil; Pencil has a secret weapon.

    Director:Rebecca Schauer
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  8. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 3 Episode 3 - Rock's Half Birthday
    7.7/10(9 votes)

    S3:E3

    Paper and Scissors struggle to make Rock's outlandish half-birthday wish that he can fly come true.

    Director:Riccardo Durante
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  9. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 6 - Key Limes
    8.5/10(40 votes)

    S1:E6

    Our trio go on an unnecessarily action-packed adventure with Paper's sister, Sandpaper, to get seven key limes.

    Director:Benjamin Balistreri
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  10. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 2 Episode 8 - The Origami Robot
    7.9/10(9 votes)

    S2:E8

    When Scissors swallows a pinecone, Pencil uses a technological marvel – the origami robot – to enter his stomach.

    Director:Jeff Barker
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  11. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 2 Episode 10 - The Altruistic-Off
    7.8/10(8 votes)

    S2:E10

    Rock, Paper, and Scissors must prove their superiority over the Rat Bros in an "altruistic-off" - a competition of doing good for society.

    Director:Chad Hicks
    Writer:Paige Vantassell

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  12. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 2 Episode 1 - Franz Roll and the Lost Rainbow Hot Pants of Atraxes the Apple Bottomed
    8.2/10(13 votes)

    S2:E1

    Rock quests for an ancient artifact in order to prove he is worthy of working with his modeling role model, Franz Roll. Paper and Scissors compete to be more supportive of Rock in the hopes that one of them will head his entourage when he's famous.

    Directors:Jeff Barker, Riccardo Durante
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  13. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 2 Episode 5 - Rock's First Day of Work
    8.2/10(13 votes)

    S2:E5

    Rock starts his job as Franz Roll's assistant and learns just how demanding his role model truly is.

    Director:Jeff Barker
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  14. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 15 - The Susan
    8.5/10(25 votes)

    S1:E15

    Rock, Paper, and Scissors try to transform their unusual car, The Susan, into a prize-winning vehicle.

    Director:Benjamin Balistreri
    Writer:Julia Prescott

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  15. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 14 - Putty
    8.6/10(35 votes)

    S1:E14

    Rock, Paper, and Scissors try to prove they shouldn't be replaced by their incredible new friend, Putty.

    Director:Rebecca Schauer
    Writer:Mike Trapp

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  16. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 3 Episode 5 - Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Paper, Scissors
    8.0/10(8 votes)

    S3:E5

    Paper and Pencil inadvertently create a horde of Rock clones and decide to look after them together.

    Director:Riccardo Durante
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  17. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 2 Episode 9 - Scissors Sees an Inspirational Sports Movie
    8.1/10(9 votes)

    S2:E9

    Scissors sees an inspirational movie about a scrappy kid who defies the odds to become a football star and tries to do the same thing.

    Director:Riccardo Durante
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  18. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 2 Episode 4 - Shoot
    8.4/10(15 votes)

    S2:E4

    The trio's old friend Shoot comes back to town, ready for more of his favorite activity: exhaustingly annoying competitions.

    Director:Riccardo Durante
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  19. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 3 Episode 7 - The Train Problem
    8.1/10(8 votes)

    S3:E7

    Paper and Sandpaper are on a train that gets hijacked by the Algebra Villain, who will make them crash unless Paper solves an algebra problem.

    Director:Jeff Barker
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  20. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 3 Episode 2 - The Baseball
    8.3/10(10 votes)

    S3:E2

    The trio's baseball lands in an air force base, and they must enlist to get it back.

    Director:Jeff Barker
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  21. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 3 - Paper's Big Lie
    8.7/10(39 votes)

    S1:E3

    Paper falls in love with his next door neighbor Pencil, and when he becomes desperate to impress her, he lies about being a proper inventor. Things spill over when he ends up being the Earth's only hope against an alien invasion led by hippos.

    Director:Benjamin Balistreri
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  22. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 20 - National Paper Day
    8.7/10(36 votes)

    S1:E20

    After learning about a bunch of eccentric holidays like Rock Day, Paper vows to get a holiday of his own.

    Director:Isaiah Kim
    Writer:Julia Prescott

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  23. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 3 Episode 10 - Scissors' New Therapist
    8.0/10(6 votes)

    S3:E10

    When Scissors' therapist leaves town, he's horrified to discover his new therapist is Logan, his bully.

    Director:Riccardo Durante
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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  24. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 5 - Scrubs
    8.7/10(32 votes)

    S1:E5

    Paper tries to get respect by dressing as a doctor; Scissors tries to get more by dressing as a basketball star.

    Director:Benjamin Balistreri
    Writer:Mike Trapp

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  25. Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 1 Episode 19 - The Sled Hill
    8.7/10(29 votes)

    S1:E19

    After Scissors breaks his arm from sledding, he tries to hide it from Paper so he doesn't have to hear him say "I was right!"

    Director:Rebecca Schauer
    Writers:Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Birthday Police" is the worst rated episode of Rock, Paper, Scissors. It scored 7.6/10 from 37 votes. Directed by James Burks and written by Josh Lehrman, Kyle Stegina, it aired on February 28, 2024.

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