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The Best Episodes of Santa Clarita Diet

Every episode of Santa Clarita Diet ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Santa Clarita Diet!

The Best Episodes of Santa Clarita Diet

They're ordinary husband and wife realtors until she undergoes a dramatic change that sends them down a road of death and destruction. In a good...

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  1. Background image for Halibut!
    9.0/10(1.5k votes)

    #1 - Halibut!

    S2:E10

    With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.

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  2. Background image for The Cult of Sheila
    8.8/10(1.2k votes)

    #2 - The Cult of Sheila

    S3:E10

    Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.

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  3. Background image for The Queen of England
    8.4/10(1.2k votes)

    #3 - The Queen of England

    S2:E4

    Eric's having girl problems, Abby's rage is showing, there's a talking head in the basement, and now -- sheesh -- the neighbor wants lasagna.

    Director:Adam Arkin
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  4. Background image for Suspicious Objects
    8.4/10(1.2k votes)

    #4 - Suspicious Objects

    S2:E9

    Joel and Sheila learn that the clampocalypse may hit sooner than they thought. Anne accepts constructive criticism like a pro.

    Director:Jamie Babbit
    Writer:Romi Barta
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  5. Background image for The Chicken and the Pear
    8.4/10(1.0k votes)

    #5 - The Chicken and the Pear

    S3:E6

    To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.

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  6. Background image for Moral Gray Area
    8.3/10(1.3k votes)

    #6 - Moral Gray Area

    S2:E3

    After an old nemesis asks for a favor, Joel and Sheila find themselves neck deep in Nazis, raffle tickets and surprisingly stunning woodwork.

    Director:Ken Kwapis
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  8. Background image for Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head
    8.3/10(1.0k votes)

    #7 - Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head

    S3:E5

    Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.

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  9. Background image for Coyote in Yoga Pants
    8.2/10(1.3k votes)

    #8 - Coyote in Yoga Pants

    S2:E2

    Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention ... without resorting to murder.

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  10. Background image for Pasión
    8.2/10(1.2k votes)

    #9 - Pasión

    S2:E6

    Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel’s on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn't see eye to eye with her boss.

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  11. Background image for A Change of Heart
    8.2/10(1.1k votes)

    #10 - A Change of Heart

    S2:E7

    007, he ain’t. Eric’s plan to go undercover as a seafood distributor hits a snag. Meanwhile, Joel and Sheila worry Abby is getting out of control.

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  12. Background image for Forever!
    8.2/10(948 votes)

    #11 - Forever!

    S3:E8

    A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.

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  13. Background image for No Family is Perfect
    8.1/10(1.4k votes)

    #12 - No Family is Perfect

    S2:E1

    OK, let’s see here: Joel’s stuck in an asylum, Sheila’s chained to a pole, and Abby’s on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.

    Director:Ken Kwapis
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  14. Background image for Going Pre-med
    8.1/10(1.2k votes)

    #13 - Going Pre-med

    S2:E5

    A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila's new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.

    Director:Marc Buckland
    Writer:Ben Smith
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  15. Background image for Easels and War Paint
    8.1/10(1.1k votes)

    #14 - Easels and War Paint

    S2:E8

    Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night's events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.

    Director:Steve Pink
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  16. Background image for We Let People Die Every Day
    8.1/10(1.0k votes)

    #15 - We Let People Die Every Day

    S3:E3

    Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.

    Director:Geeta Patel
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  17. Background image for Zombody
    8.1/10(937 votes)

    #16 - Zombody

    S3:E9

    Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.

    Director:Steve Pink
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  18. Background image for Knighttime
    8.0/10(1.0k votes)

    #17 - Knighttime

    S3:E2

    Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!

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  19. Background image for More of a Cat Person
    8.0/10(1.0k votes)

    #18 - More of a Cat Person

    S3:E4

    Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Ben Smith
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  20. Background image for A Specific Form of Recklessness
    8.0/10(939 votes)

    #19 - A Specific Form of Recklessness

    S3:E7

    Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.

    Director:Ken Kwapis
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  21. Background image for Wuffenloaf
    7.9/10(1.2k votes)

    #20 - Wuffenloaf

    S3:E1

    God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.

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  22. Background image for Strange or Just Inconsiderate?
    7.3/10(18 votes)

    #21 - Strange or Just Inconsiderate?

    S1:E7

    With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.

    Director:Lynn Shelton
    Writer:Unknown
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  23. Background image for We Can't Kill People!
    7.1/10(25 votes)

    #22 - We Can't Kill People!

    S1:E2

    The Hammonds try to live their new truth, Abby comes to a hard realization while browsing comics, and Joel treats Sheila to a very expensive meal.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  24. Background image for Attention to Detail
    7.1/10(18 votes)

    #23 - Attention to Detail

    S1:E6

    Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  25. Background image for How Much Vomit?
    7.1/10(18 votes)

    #24 - How Much Vomit?

    S1:E8

    A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.

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  26. Background image for Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats
    7.1/10(17 votes)

    #25 - Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats

    S1:E10

    Dr. Wolf is ready to get down to work, but with Sheila growing more aggressive by the minute, Joel worries it may be too late.

    Director:Dean Parisot
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Best Episodes Summary

"Halibut!" is the best rated episode of "Santa Clarita Diet". It scored 9/10 based on 1485 votes. Directed by Marc Buckland and written by Victor Fresco, it aired on 3/23/2018. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Cult of Sheila".