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The Best Episodes of Santa Clarita Diet Season 3

Every episode of Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Santa Clarita Diet Season 3!

They're ordinary husband and wife realtors until she undergoes a dramatic change that sends them down a road of death and destruction. In a good...
Genres:ComedyMysteryCrime
Network:Netflix

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Wuffenloaf" is the best rated episode of "Santa Clarita Diet" season 3. It scored 8/10 based on 1114 votes. Directed by Marc Buckland and written by Victor Fresco, it aired on 3/29/2019. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Knighttime".

  • Wuffenloaf
    8.0/101,114 votes

    #1 - Wuffenloaf

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 3/29/2019

    God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.

    Director: Marc Buckland

    Writer: Victor Fresco

  • Knighttime
    8.1/10995 votes

    #2 - Knighttime

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 3/29/2019

    Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Michael A. Ross

  • We Let People Die Every Day
    8.1/10988 votes

    #3 - We Let People Die Every Day

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 3/29/2019

    Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.

    Director: Geeta Patel

    Writer: Clay Graham

  • More of a Cat Person
    8.0/10976 votes

    #4 - More of a Cat Person

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 3/29/2019

    Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.

    Director: Andy Ackerman

    Writer: Ben Smith

  • Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head
    8.3/10963 votes

    #5 - Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 3/29/2019

    Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.

    Director: Marc Buckland

    Writer: Melissa Hunter

  • The Chicken and the Pear
    8.4/10969 votes

    #6 - The Chicken and the Pear

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 3/29/2019

    To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.

    Director: Rebecca Asher

    Writer: Aaron Brownstein, Simon Ganz

  • A Specific Form of Recklessness
    8.0/10907 votes

    #7 - A Specific Form of Recklessness

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 3/29/2019

    Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Caitlin Meares

  • Forever!
    8.2/10913 votes

    #8 - Forever!

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 3/29/2019

    A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.

    Director: Adam Arkin

    Writer: Michael A. Ross

  • Zombody
    8.2/10903 votes

    #9 - Zombody

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2019

    Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.

    Director: Steve Pink

    Writer: Clay Graham

  • The Cult of Sheila
    8.8/101,165 votes

    #10 - The Cult of Sheila

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 3/29/2019

    Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.

    Director: Marc Buckland

    Writer: Victor Fresco