The Worst Episodes of Sealab 2021
Every episode of Sealab 2021 ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Sealab 2021!
The year is 2021. Deep below the ocean's surface, looms a vast, magnificently high-tech compound: Sealab. A multi-national scientific station with an annual budget in the trillions, manned by a motley collection of malcontents and screw-ups who were unfit for work in the private sector. They really don't get any research done, but instead spend their time bickering among themselves or just plain goofing off. The crew have manipulated their luckless leader, Captain Murphy, into submission, and are content to ride the government clock, raking in fat, hazardous-duty paychecks.
Lowest Rated Episodes Summary
The worst episode of "Sealab 2021" is "7211", rated 5.5/10 from 103 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "7211" aired on 12/15/2002 and is rated 0.3 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "Tornado Shanks".
5.5/10 103 votes#1 - 7211
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 12/15/2002
A nuclear submarine crashes outside the station, and the crew of Sealab (in a rare occurrence) must work quickly to stop an environmental disaster from happening.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.8/10 57 votes#2 - Tornado Shanks
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 1/11/2004
As Captain Murphy leaves for The Great Spice Wars, a new captain, Tornado Shanks, is given the helm.
Director: N/A
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5.8/10 58 votes#3 - Dearly Beloved Seed
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 7/4/2004
The last of Captain Shanks' brothers (who are all named for mythical Greek heroes) dies from a heart attack while taking a dump; all the while, Hesh and Debbie Dupree get married.
Director: N/A
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6.1/10 65 votes#4 - Meet Beck Bristow
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 12/14/2003
Hollywood Actor Beck Bristow (Brian Bloom) comes to Sealab to study for a television role.
Director: N/A
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6.1/10 55 votes#5 - Chalkboard Jungle
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 6/27/2004
Dr. Quinn teaches Debbie Love's class of 4th-graders including Fatass McBlobbicus, while having to deal with Tornado Shanks' warped and unscientific view of education. The classic story "The Scarlet Ibis," by James Hurst, is ripped off as part of a classroom discussion of death. All the while, cuts are made between Debbie Love's classroom and the spa Love is visiting, creating a series of double entendres.
Director: N/A
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6.1/10 54 votes#6 - Casinko
Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/2005
As it turns out Sealab was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and is now sinking into the ocean floor. The only hope to save Sealab is John Bear, Sealab's resident Native American. But in order to save Sealab Shank's must agree to turn the Mess Hall into a casino which he does. But once the casino opens John Bear still won't stop the sinking (or let Debbie have a lounge show).
Director: N/A
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6.2/10 50 votes#7 - Legacy of Laughter
Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 4/25/2005
The cast looks back over five years of "A Legacy of Laughter" in the style of one of those tacky TV reunion specials but of course since this IS Sealab, not all goes well.
Director: N/A
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6.3/10 55 votes#8 - Sharko's Machine
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 12/5/2004
Marco's illegitimate son applies for a job on Sealab. Can he pass the civil service exam with Debbie and Quinn helping?
Director: N/A
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6.4/10 52 votes#9 - Cavemen
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 4/4/2005
Quinn and Stormy are stuck in a cave with only 10 minutes of oxygen while sealab burns.
Director: N/A
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6.5/10 63 votes#10 - Splitsville
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 11/23/2003
Debbie and Quinn break up, while Dr. Virjay gets his old rock band back together.
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6.5/10 58 votes#11 - Tourist Season
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/30/2003
Captain Murphy opens Sealab to tourists, eventually prompting Dr. Virjay to renounce his religion, and begin to eat meat from cows.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.5/10 52 votes#12 - Return of Marco
Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 12/12/2004
Marco died three episodes ago. What's he doing back? Later, Marco and Debbie sing Antônio Carlos Jobim's "Waters of March" in Portuguese.
Director: N/A
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6.5/10 52 votes#13 - Moby Sick
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 4/11/2005
Abalon, a terminally ill whale, comes to Sealab and asks Doctor Quinn to kill him. While Quinn wonders whether or not he could end a life Stormy recognizes Abalon as the star of a show called ‘I Gotta Have That Dick' and starts bugging him with fan fics. While Quinn examines Abalon's whale cancer Marco accidentally eats some of it and is inspired to create his own drink called F-YEAH!
Director: N/A
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6.6/10 83 votes#14 - Vacation
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 6/2/2003
Dr. Quinn forcibly takes a well-deserved vacation, inside Sealab's walls, the crew attempts to find out what he's doing.
Director: N/A
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6.6/10 59 votes#15 - ASHDTV
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 6/20/2004
A delivering mishap and some dishonesty on Sparks' part pockets Sealab a brand new Asteroid Smasher/High-definition Television. Unfortunately, the ASHDTV was supposed to go to Spacelab so they could destroy an asteroid hurtling towards the earth.
Director: N/A
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6.6/10 59 votes#16 - Craptastic Voyage
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 7/11/2004
Quinn, White Debbie, and "He Who Smokes Bitches" Stormy Waters venture deep into Tornado Shanks to destroy a malignant tumor in Captain Shanks' head.
Director: N/A
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6.6/10 54 votes#17 - Let 'Em Eat Corn
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 7/18/2004
Tornado Shanks declares Sealab a sovereign nation in order to be his own tax haven. A wave of secession fever sweeps through the entire crew, with a half-dozen nations declaring themselves independent in a few minutes; with the help of two British businessmen, they are all soon armed with missiles allegedly loaded with nuclear warheads. When push comes to shove and every Sealab nation declares war on every other one, however, the nukes all turn out to be duds.
Director: N/A
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6.6/10 56 votes#18 - Green Fever
Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 11/28/2004
Zombies ravage Sealab as Debbie plans her (fifth) 30th birthday party.
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6.7/10 51 votes#19 - Neptunati
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 7/18/2004
Stormy's meddlesome inquisitiveness uncovers Shanks' membership in a world-controlling society.
Director: N/A
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6.7/10 57 votes#20 - Joy of Grief
Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 11/21/2004
A grief counselor tries to help the Sealab crew through a hard time.
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6.7/10 54 votes#21 - Butchslap
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 3/13/2005
Marco convinces Debbie to give up her "questionable" ways through a pep talk, leading her to find religion and dump Quinn. Meanwhile, Sparks recognizes the pep talk from a 60's show, which leads a drunken Quinn to sic the network on the fugitive TV star Marco.
Director: N/A
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6.7/10 55 votes#22 - Monkey Banana Raffle
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 3/20/2005
Extreme rebel trillionaire, Max Stone, buys Sealab and ends up running it better than before.
Director: N/A
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6.7/10 49 votes#23 - No Waterworld
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 4/18/2005
All the water around Sealab has disappeared, and left Sealab high and dry. Where has it all gone?
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6.8/10 85 votes#24 - Legend of Baggy Pants
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/24/2002
Murphy's golf game is, due to a lack of golfballs, cut short. Murphy embarks on a frantic quest to find the Pro Shop. On the way, Murphy runs into a Monster-Hesh, snotty telephone operators, the Dolphin Boy, and a perfidious Eggers.
Director: Adam Reed
Writer: N/A
6.8/10 69 votes#25 - I, Robot, Really
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 12/21/2003
Due to an incident with Chubby Carol, Quinn (who doesn't think Carol is so chubby) is blackmailed into giving each crew member a robot body, but what is to become of the crew's old bodies?
Director: N/A
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